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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 4h
inside you there are two wolves
the ed zitron "smiling man" photo with the little tuft of fur in the corner that everyone was always asking him about.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 28/09/2026
all right, this fridge is so clean you could store food in it (that's just a saying, obviously i wouldn't do that)
interior of fridge, clean; at the edge of the frame you can juuuust see the corner of an orange box of baking soda.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 24/09/2026
about 10% of that scotch bonnet just went into my scrambled eggs (along with a little green onion) A MISJUDGMENT I SHAN'T REPEAT
a frying pan with some little yellow bits, some little white bits, and some oil.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 20/09/2026
photo of aesop rock rapping, with a word balloon above him that leads toward OP's post.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 16/09/2026
I am not complicit.
in a screenshot from Twin Peaks, Leland stands in the entryway of his house, adjusting his tie as he looks in the mirror.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 16/09/2026
reddit understands me
meme of Matthew Rhys in a tuxedo looking at three Emmy awards lined up on the table in front of him and wearing the expression of a proud parent. the caption up top reads "Me looking at my achievements in 2026" and the three Emmy statues are labelled "No Money", "Still Single", and "Unemployed".
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 14/09/2026
brb hurting myself
three mean looking little hot peppers, i think the red one is called dragon's toe and i don't remember the names of the yellow one or the black one.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 13/09/2026
it's sunday so i'm not gonna worry about repping multiple entertainment properties at the same time
dude in his 50s wearing, among other things, a bootleg twin peaks t-shirt and a baseball cap from the saloon in goodsprings nevada. he is squinting in a way that looks intended to be smouldering but is in fact an attempt to see the phone more clearly because he is overdue for new glasses.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 13/09/2026
name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring
Deputy Andy Brennan, Twin Peaks.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 12/09/2026
scene from Twin Peaks where Sarah Palmer takes her face off and reveals (among other things) disturbing smiling teeth from the void inside her head.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 12/09/2026
cleaning up my mom's apartment, we have so many photos, maybe hundreds, and i was sure i had seen them all but somehow i've never seen this one before yet there it is on the dresser january 1961 so she would have been twenty i don't recognize the location and i wish i could ask (could be jamaica)
a young woman with shortish dark hair and light colored clothing is sitting on the edge of a fountain, smiling, her hands behind her back; the photo is square and the colors are faded.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 06/09/2026
sunday morning coming down
an orange traffic cone you could describe as flaccid, in front of a sidewalk garden with sunflowers.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 05/09/2026
STOLEN VALOR (not my cat)
tuxedo cat, mid-biscuits, name of Sebastian, superdummy by vocation. same tuxedo cat, lying on the edge of the large pile of blue tissue paper that he likes to roll around on and/or bury himself underneath for no expressed reason.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 01/09/2026
classic tweet from twitter user ipaddlearound, it goes: "david attenborough: [mumbling] skip, i don't like this animal. skip it."
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 27/08/2026
the "say the line Bart" Simpsons meme, except that it says "say the line Jamie" and my line is "Mandy Rice-Davies applies".
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 24/08/2026
a screenshot from pluribus, carol handing manousos her smartphone.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 24/08/2026
an image made with the Rocko's Modern Life title screen generator, but it says Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me instead.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 23/08/2026
hey Jamie, word on the street is that you're finishing up work on three new songs, when will they be ready for release?
selfie of me in front of a window featuring a poster that says "SOOON".
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 21/08/2026
Digital Spy headline reading "James Bond writer tempted to set next 007 movie in surprise location".screenshot of Cooper falling onto the Mauve Zone balcony in season 3 of Twin Peaks.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 14/08/2026
i guess in retrospect it was a little obscure, today seems like a good day to clear it up:
video still frame from surveillance camera of some guy standing on the sidewalk pointing a handgun at the back of the health insurance guy who subsequently was found dead from gunshots; their positions and relative sizes in the frame resemble those of the K and X in the quoted post's image; it's art, technically.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 14/08/2026
noob question, is this a good deal for porm?
outdoor display sign in front of a store, it reads "1$ *PORM A * A 4.991LB FJ".
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 08/08/2026
Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me as presented by today's social media toy, the Now That's What I Call Music logo generator. it's the same thing i always do with these (that and the chorus of Guillotine by Death Grips).
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 08/08/2026
anyway i can't fault the view
green trees and single family housing in the foreground, a cluster of tall buildings in the middle distance, mountains at the horizon, the sky is pale blue and the air is relatively clear, all things considered. it's a nice view.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 05/08/2026
I'm not gonna pretend I didn't already know this.
results from the Hot/Crazy Scale test things everyone's doing today, I am allegedly 100% hot and 48.33% crazy, which places me right in the hottest and craziest corner of the marriage material category.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 04/08/2026
altered screenshot from Twin Peaks, Cooper is speaking to Truman and Albert, saying "Two Weeks. The signature on a demon's self-portrait."
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 02/08/2026
sunshower!
photo of the sky, the rain isn't really visible from what i can see on my phone though.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 02/08/2026
from the timeline synchronicity files, the post below Ben's, from @awholedamntown, featuring a dog with glowing green eyes like they sometimes get when on camera, with the caption "imagine dealing with this every day"; the dog pic resembles the picture of James Carville with his screen reflected in his glasses.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 02/08/2026
and after writing it I'd ask them to delay the release for three years while I do one for Exposure by Robert Fripp, it would be very meta
the front cover of the Sacred Songs album by Daryl Hall.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 29/07/2026
Detective Goren doing one of his trademark inquisitive gestures.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 25/07/2026
Mad Men scene in Don's office with glum Paul and eager Peggy pitching ideas to Don, the preceding scene has Paul telling Peggy that he had a great idea but lost it because he forgot to write it down.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 23/07/2026
Marcy Long, Fallout 4.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 04/07/2026
I'm 8'3"
the standing-up "i have something to say" guy Rockwell painting.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 19/06/2026
me when i think about how long it's been since i had to locate, download, and install a video codec
a cute little smiling puffer fish.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 18/06/2026
THE RESIGNED BUGS BUNNY WITH FLINTLOCK PISTOLS MEME, ALTERED SO INSTEAD OF SAYING "IT'S TIME TO GO BACK TO THA OLD ME" IT SAYS "IT'S TIME TO GO BACK TO THA CRUSADER KINGS 3", SORRY FOR ALL CAPS I'D ALREADY TYPED OUT SO MUCH OF IT BY THE TIME I REALIZED.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 15/06/2026
"Did you enjoy the president's birthday?" caption on a screenshot of the "fuhrer's birthday" scene from Mad Men.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 12/06/2026
me in the group chat
the blank "footage not found" slide punchline from arrested development.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 05/06/2026
"c'mon i'll be cool, you won't even know i'm there"
crying human jabba dot jpeg.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 02/06/2026
the weird thing is, i can't say for certain whether or not i even like it
another open can of Pepsi Cream Soda, why, i don't know.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 30/05/2026
the coolest thing about the Now is the way everything is cheap and stupid
a brand new Colgate toothbrush right out of the package with one single bristle sticking out a full extra half-length from the rest
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 25/05/2026
normalposting
a me, sticking his face through a roughly head-shaped hole in a piece of cardboard with a red stripe bearing the word "Normal". his expression is at 40% resting bitch face and he has white guy lips, which is to say, none.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 19/05/2026
Dale Cooper saying "'Two weeks'. The signature on a demon's self-portrait."
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 06/05/2026
Aesop Rock with a speech bubble.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 06/05/2026
the Burger King text generator again, it goes "IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES GUILLOTINE".
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 06/05/2026
one must imagine Sisyphus happy
the title "Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me" as presented by the Burger King text generator everyone is playing with today.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 26/04/2026
okay maybe it wasn't about a recording but they've obviously been scheming to develop an off-ramp for a while now, since JD finally zemped up I mean, they did drag Vance out first pic, again, unrelated
a second fake title credit i made for a show called "Winkie's", it is set in the Winkie's restaurant from David Lynch's film Mulholland Drive, this title card is a shot of an intersection of two stroads in a stark industrial suburb with a restaurant sign reading "Winkie's" visible in the distance, "Winkie's" is also written center-screen in the Twin Peaks font except it's pink and purple instead of green and brown, it would have been critically lauded yet shut out at the Emmys for its entire run.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 25/04/2026
altered screenshot making it look like Derek from The Good Place is saying the quoted post.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 23/04/2026
the Norman Rockwell Freedom of Speech meme.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 19/04/2026
i mean damb
bulgogi wrap with one end bitten off and standing independently on its other end, it is filled with beef bulgogi including miscellaneous chopped and shredded veggies.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 19/04/2026
bulgogirrito
large grilled wrap, top view. it is the length and width of my google pixel 7 pro, and frankly more reliable. same wrap, end-three-quarters view. it's at least a couple of inches thick.
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Pluribus Subreddit @cant.solar · 16/04/2026
breakfast of champions
a slice of pepperoni pizza, a slice of hawaiian, and a can of pepsi zero.
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