CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 14mThis came up randomly for me. Can someone tell me what Eminem, Gavin DeGraw and P!nk dis you warrant a boycott? 200
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Oh, look, AI, deliberately learning from information on your phone. Shocking, I know! #FuckAI 001
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 30/09/2026AI is now being called "Super Intelligence". I just threw up a bit in my mouth. 010
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So, is anger this unchecked, even though I agree with people on something, they have to randomly come at me in the comments? Yikes... 000
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Today’s PSA: Fuck AI and the jobs it’s been taking. That is all… 041
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 10/09/2026While I watch a narcissistic sash queen get all up in their fee fees because they couldn’t be fawned over at a pool party, because of FL weather, like several days later, and trying to “convince” others how “respectful” they were. Bitch, I see right thru you 🤣🤣🤣static.klipy.comPopcorn Guy Enjoys Popcorn While RelaxingALT: Popcorn Guy Enjoys Popcorn While Relaxing 010
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 09/09/2026They wanted Skynet, and they are fucking trying to get Skynet… www.cnbc.com/2026/09/09/a... 000
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Dear brain: you DO know that I am anti-AI… why must my dreams be about me being some AI “superstar” in helping people I work with create shit via AI? Well, I did come home with a cold, and I’m in a “fuck everything” mood… so there’s that. 000
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Yall, when you’re in Florida… expect the unexpected when it comes to the weather. I’m seeing a metric fuckton of drama over a pool party, and I’m over here at a campground out in the sticks having a good time. Sorry, not sorry, but fuck the drama. Yall just need to get over yourselves. 000
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 02/09/2026When you post about how those who are “anti drama” are “all about the drama”, but when I call out your projection and you get all defensive about it? Sorry if I hurt your little fee fees on it lolz 110
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I wonder if @bsky.app will ever fix the fucking image issues on this app. It’s been weeks and the errors are hella annoying. 010
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I may or may not have stirred up some shit with an event I will not be going to after this year, by saying Fuck AI in a not really TLDR kinda way, and standing on business with it. Y’all… AI is not all that. It just shows how fake AF you are. 020
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Downgrade a movie Ferris Bueller's Day At School 120
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Sound off: who is participating in the PlayStation blackout against their decision to stop physical media? My PS5 will remain off for a while, and I may potentially buy some physical media I have on my wish list before it all goes away. 000
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Show up and show out at the polls, yall. We won’t be fucked with. 010
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Sorry, not sorry, the Strange New Worlds muppet episode was quite enjoyable, and I will not be taking any further questions. 010
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 17/08/2026*opens instagram, sees friend req from photographer* “Oh, cool stuff, let me go ahead and conf-“ *Sees AI poster as pinned first photo and deletes request* “It’s a no from me, dawg..” I mean, seriously…. Stab yourself in the back some more huh? 030
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This whole-ass motherfucking part here. All of it. 010
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Also, another reason to remain vigilant and pay attention to things. 020
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Y'all, be sure to pay attention and stay vigilant. This is a dog whistle, and I feel like we're in for some nastiness over the next few months. We got some priority shit to pay attention to here. 020
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 11/08/2026*sigh* people never want to hear the truth… I guess it’s just easier to delete the post when someone says the quiet part out loud, and it doesn’t “resonate” with you (spoiler alert: it did) 020
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 09/08/2026So, after chatting with a friend about things regarding AI, I’m hearing some say that being anti-AI is ableist. As someone who is neurodivergent, may have issues with social cues and navigating nuances around various things, this is BS. (1) 120
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I was reminded today, despite my renewed distrust in many things and people recently, I can still do good for another of our community. 030
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Perfectly fucking valid, and I am not taking any further questions… 030
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Oh, I try… but the chances of people listening to me are slim to none. And recently, I’m accepting that that is ok too… 020
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Or my personal favorite, scheduling contractors, picking cabinetry, appliances, floor tile, backsplash, and a surprise replacement HVAC unit. I’d say that was my peak of middle age. 000
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 06/08/2026And I never finished the game, or played any others in the series. That may need to change… 010
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 04/08/2026☕️: 3 or 4, French Vanilla flavoring 🍞: 5 or GTFO. Multi-grain with peanut butter 🥩: 2-3 000
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Between work, and “current events”…. Brb, going to have a massive mental breakdown. I. Am. Tired. 020
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The mental gymnastics this morning: you calling an “influencer” you *follow* a hypocrite? Why are you following them in the first place? Further, this same “influencer” is a bit of a rage baiter. So, again…. Why? Smdh. 010
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Downplay a book or movie: Lower Learning 020
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The film I watched more than six (read: 6,000) times...static.klipy.comMatthew Broderick: That's Right!ALT: Matthew Broderick: That's Right! 030
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I’m a bit disturbed by the fact that Facebook allows Jake Lang on its platform, and he’s talking about a specific “march” occurring in MN. It’s even more disturbing that so many POC seem to be giving him “the pass”. Why do people use that platform so much again?? 020
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 25/07/2026bsky.app/profile/pani... Hey y'all - another account to add to your block lists.bsky.app 210
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 17/07/2026So, guess who invested money to have all the Halo games without knowing this info… FML. I’m debating uninstalling and refunding / selling. www.advocate.com/politics/nat... 100
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I get more fucking disgusted by the day with people in the US… www.facebook.com/share/1bcGCy...facebook.comFacebook 000
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Wow, a whole two reels trying to “validate” the fact that you turned into an Aunt Tammy after all you did for marriage equality back around *checks notes* when marriage equality became a thing? Wild. www.instagram.com/reichenkuhl?...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 100
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 11/07/2026How very fucking gross. Yall know what to do. 210
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I didn’t have Greg and Peter Brady being on That 70s Show as a gay couple living next door to the Formans on my 2026 bingo card, but here we are. 010
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Pro tip: don’t want to see who is friends with your ex? Block the ex. That’s a bit more simpler than putting up a post threatening people to take sides… when you said before you don’t want anyone to take sides… Oh, Facebook… 010
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Age: 48 Pronouns: he/him or they/them Location: FL Height: 6'3" Shoe: 12 Sign: Virgo Sexuality: Gay Taken: Yessir Fav food: Indian Smoke: Nope Tattoos: Nope Piercings: Nope Fave color: Blue DMs: Depends Music: Various genres 030
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 01/07/2026@enthusmiasma.bsky.social hey, so it won’t let me DM you here, but I used to follow you back on Twitter. I dropped my account in 2022. JtheYoungBear (keeping my account low profile here). How ya been? 220
CanonicalAbstract @canonicalabstract.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I just watched on the news where a bible school had a firing squad in the school, in front of kids, shooting at a guy (with airsoft guns, mind you) to "shoot the devil out of him". I am thoroughly disgusted with the world today. 010