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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

It’s really hard to stay humble when you’ve just played 115 FC off the park 😂⚽️ #Arsenal #AFC

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Anywhere he bloody wants 😂👍

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

After making such an effort to welcome the world’s football fans to the World Cup, it’s a shame that every neutral on the planet wanted Team USA to lose to Belgium. Another example of the Trump Effect. Yet again, proof that the world’s problems are caused not by the people, but by the politicians

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

The most heroic England performance I’ve ever seen ❤️❤️❤️

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

@ruthbeckart.bsky.social Thank you so much, Ruth. I finally have the perfect coaster AND the perfect mug! 🙂 👍

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Two weeks ago all I wanted was the Premier League. Now, we maybe all realise there’s a chance for our club, our manager and our players to become immortals. Let’s make this day the best there’s ever been. Come on, boys, we’ve got this ❤️❤️❤️❤️ #Arsenal #ARSPSG #Budapest #AFC

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Congratulations to Crystal Palace from a very impressed and very happy Gooner. Proper club, proper fans 🦅👏 #CPFC

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I can’t get enough of watching the Arsenal fans celebrating on Tuesday night. What a thing, what a glorious thing. And amid all the euphoria, it was also a stunning, gut-punching, mind-blowing reminder that football is still the people’s game #Arsenal #AFC #PremierLeague #EPL

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

On January 1st, 115 FC were 4 points behind Arsenal. Right now, they’re still 4 points behind. Hunting us down, my arse #Arsenal #AFC

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

It’s been 17 hours since Arsenal last won a trophy. Pathetic #Arsenal #AFC

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

65 years old this week, a Gooner all my life. I genuinely never thought I’d see the day when we’d win a league title. I’m in tears as I scroll through social media soaking up all the sheer joy of it all. It’s been a long time, and I’m determined to enjoy every second of it. Well done to everyone

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Let me just say, after months and months of joy and heartbreak, I sit here now. I have champagne in my hand, tears in my eyes and pride in my heart: Thank you, Mikel Artera, thank you to all the players, all the staff and all the supporters, and to the men and women on here. WE DID IT!!! 👏⚽️❤️👍

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Pep legs it from 115 FC just before the punishment finally arrives. He’s eulogised by the media as a genius, but I bet most random football fans could manage a club with a bottomless budget while being allowed to cheat 115 times over. Don’t believe the bullshit, people

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

🎶 🎶 🎶 We won the league in Bournemouth, We won it at the Lane, TWICE! 🎶 🎶 🎶 Keep believing, everyone #Arsenal #AFC

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I’m currently searching for the media outrage about the incorrect VAR decision that went Man City’s way against Everton. I can barely see a murmur from anyone. What a fucking shock 😳 #Arsenal

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Give it to Bruno Fernandes 😂

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

The media rightly eulogising about the PSG-Bayern match, an amazing game. If Arsenal win 5-4 tonight, get ready for headlines about Arsenal not being able to defend. You heard it here first ⚽️ #Arsenal

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Commentator bigging up Man City’s “incredible” recent record in the FA Cup. There are reasons for that. 115 of them #TellTheTruth

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Yes, for the 5-0 Leeds match back in August -first and only successful ballot entry in three seasons. Not a sniff since 😢

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Guys, it’s so important now that you at least put up a fight for the rest of the game. Psychologically, we mustn’t lose with a whimper #Arsenal

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Well, at least Tottenham lost ⚽️

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

More points, more wins, more goals scored, fewer defeats, fewer goals conceded, more player injuries than anyone else, less penalties given than almost all others, more injury days missed by players than 18 teams. We’re even top of the fair play league. Stick your asterisk up your arse! #Arsenal

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Wonderful commentaries of Max’s goal yesterday. Has anybody got a clip in Arabic? Reiss Nelson’s goal in Arabic was absolutely brilliant ⚽️⚽️ #Arsenal #Dowman

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Mark my words, Dowman’s goal tonight was spine-chilling. A moment up there with ‘Thomas, charging through the midfield’, ‘Brady, look at that, oh, look at that’ and ‘Wiltoooord!’. Spine-chilling. A moment no Gooner is ever going to forget ❤️⚽️❤️⚽️❤️⚽️ Sometimes it really is a beautiful game

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

It’s been three years since the FA looked into Man City’s 115 charges of financial cheating. THREE YEARS?! Yet Arsenal are too good at corners; yep, that’s the REAL issue, isn’t it? What a joke 🤡 🤡🤡

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

We’re top of the league, they’re not. They all wish they were. Hence the agendas. Ignore the jealousy-fuelled bullshit #Arsenal

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Managers who’ve never advocated defending in tough games, never instructed players to waste a bit of time when needed and who have never wanted teams to grind out results when necessary. Pundits who only ever played the game with purity. The pious hypocrisy is nauseating Ignore the bullshit #Arsenal

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

When every single game is yet another cup final, winning like that becomes so important. And who knows, these are the games that really make a difference #Arsenal

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Kier Starmer being described as ‘no Churchill’ by a president who isn’t even ‘a Nixon’. You couldn’t make it up. 🤷🏻

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Watching Arsenal week by week is like this at the moment. Keep the wins coming, boys, and leave me to worry about the state of my nerves 😳 #Arsenal #AFC

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I’m really looking forward to the memes in May saying “we’re calm, we’re ready, we’re relegated” #Arsenal #AFC

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Amid all the delicious euphoria, let’s not forget the sheer beauty of Odegaard’s pass for the fourth goal. Only had a nanosecond to decide what to do and he did it perfectly #AFC #Arsenal #Odegaard #Gyokeres

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Pep’s just said 115 FC should have been allowed to have two goalkeepers at every free kick 😂

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Today, the more whining I hear, the sweeter the tears taste 😂😂😂 #Arsenal #AFC

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Remember when they used to say there are no easy games in the Premier League? Spuds v City tells me that’s not true. So one-sided

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Absolutely superb performance from Arsenal today, a massive result in so many ways #Arsenal #AFC

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Mikel, here’s an idea. Play all the kids against Inter, take the first team to Dubai this week. Sorted #Arsenal

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

16 games to go, 9 of them at home. No trips to Old Trafford, St James’s Park, Stamford Bridge, Villa Park or the dreaded City Ground. No need to panic. Get the beers in, settle back and enjoy the ride. It’s gonna be fine. Honest #Arsenal #AFC

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

I love that Arsenal don’t get bullied anymore. Artera toughening up this squad should be remembered as one of his finest achievements #Arsenal #AFC

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I honestly can’t remember feeling so bloody nervous during a football match. It’s just a league game in December and I’m stressed beyond belief #Arsenal #AFC

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Palace goalkeeper is channeling his inner Gordon Banks tonight. Let’s hope he’s had all his glory now 🤞

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Get ready for a second half festival of playacting from Chelsea now #AFC #Arsenal

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

What’s the record for the earliest St Totteringham’s Day ever? Asking for a friend 👀 🙂 #Arsenal #AFC

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Lots to criticise Arsenal for today: • Celebrated too much • Didn’t score from any set pieces • Every goal was either offside or a foul •Didn’t have a proper striker • Crowd was too loud Apart from that it was perfect 😂⚽️❤️😂⚽️❤️😂⚽️❤️😂⚽️❤️

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

I’ve got no love at all for Postecoglu, but the owner at Forest is turning a highly respected club into a bit of a laughing stock. 39 days as manager, and he gets sacked 19 minutes after a game ends. He deserved better, and the club’s fans deserve better as well.

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Devastated to hear that the wonderful Diane Keaton has died. Back in the day, it was impossible to watch Annie Hall or Manhattan and not fall head over heels in love with her. Try it one day, I dare you 💔

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Have some of that, ref, you cheating prick #Arsenal

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

How much have they paid you, ref? How big was the bung? You’re giving Newcastle everything #Arsenal #AFC

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David @cannotbearsed.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Absolute joke refereeing yet again. Unforgivable decision #Arsenal #AFC

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