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cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social

@cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social
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the kids are not getting slizzard anymore 😔

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cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social @cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
ive prolly been doom scrolling since i was 13,,, but now i have a job and an apartment to keep clean and food to make!!! its fucked up
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cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social @cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
breaking news not doom scrolling the whole day makes you happier??? its fucking crazy
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cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social @cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
my lips are always chapped and uncomfortable since its cold as shit up here. this must be divine punishment for my hubris. my bloodline was not meant to travel even further north than it already had
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cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social @cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
my son is addicted to eating plastic wtf
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cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social @cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
did not post about this one from the other day but this was a white mocha with cookies and cream soft top because i am addicted
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cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social @cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
dutch bros today is white zombie chai with cookies and cream soft top. the barista said “it sounded soooo good” and that was my ego boost for the day. imagine my cat begging me for a treat in the bf of this picture
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cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social @cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
i think i cut a small piece of plastic into my lunch today before i reheated it and i was just like.... ok... just add another piece of plastic to the microplastic pile thats my body
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cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social @cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
i love when!! my body only lets me sleep for 4 hours!! lets give it up for 4 hours of sleep!!
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cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social @cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
no dutch bros today so im eating my own croc
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cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social @cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
ive been falling down the smash melee tournament video essay rabbit hole and my toxic trait is thinking i can make it to top 8 at a major with pichu
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cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social @cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
using this platform to document my dutch bros addiction. today was a tropical green tea (extra sweet) it’s a favorite of mine but it lowkey just tasted like syrup today
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cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social @cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
one of the first posts i see here is ffxiv fanart… like how tf did they know i have that shit open rn!!
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cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social @cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
a photo of my son taken on the camera i will never clean. nice words about him only please.
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