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Dr Kris (New patients welcome)

@canmav.bsky.social
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Binational Canadian-Hongkonger, Atheist, Ambidextrous and Sci-Fi geek... and you can bet your last money, it's all gonna be a stone gas, honey! 😆

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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a GIF.
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Indiana Jones Looks Unsure
ALT: Indiana Jones Looks Unsure
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I will never again touch a US bill
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The Holy Mountain... Weird doesn't begin to describe it
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Third Straight Walk-off Win!!
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Clark The Cub Raises W Flag at Wrigley Field
ALT: Clark The Cub Raises W Flag at Wrigley Field
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Going to take break from socials for a while. Death in the family and trying to decide what to do next.
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a young boy is sitting on a couch with his hand on his forehead .
ALT: a young boy is sitting on a couch with his hand on his forehead .
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The Tiffany network is now the dungheap
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I hadn't played any wrestling games for YEARS and back in the day friends and I used to love having late, late, very late night sessions of couch co-op matches. I downloaded one, and they had the most hilarious weapon now. A tactical🍎! 😂🤣😂🤣 Eat your fruit!
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
To the 90 million American who couldn't bother to vote... This is on YOU.
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
They'd better be state charges or else that asshole will be pardoned by mango Mussolini
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
That's why I always sound like I'm a pack a day smoker after visiting...
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Finished my latest playthrough of Mass Effect 1, with some great cosmetic mods and a LOT of new additions to the story from the @nexusmods.com community. Making Shepard look like Morrigan from Dragon Age, and making Ashley look like her voice actress, Kimberly Brooks was awesome.
Ashley tries, badly, to flirt with Shepard
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
"Look Ma, I can self-neuter"
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Name a hero character you would never invite to dinner. Grunt, he'd get drunk and end up in the shower singing advertising jingles.
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a close up of a monster 's face with the number 1 in the upper right corner
Alt: Grunt from Mass Effect 2
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Post a random fact about yourself. 50% of the time that I have in my earbuds, there is no music playing. I just enjoy silence.
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image or GIF.
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a bald man with a beard is standing in a boxing ring .
Alt: Goldberg yelling "You're next"
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Accurate
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
These fuckers deserve no peace, no quiet, and no privacy.
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Santa, the original Porter 👍💙 Keep on keeping on Santa 🎅🏻👍💙💙
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Four games I wish I could experience for the first time again
Mass Effect Legendary Edition (2021)Death Stranding (2019)Assassin's Creed Odyssey (2018)
Kassandra 😍🥰Tomb Raider (2013)
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness! 🧑‍🤝‍🧑😁
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beavis and butthead are standing next to each other with the words uh okay below them
Alt: beavis and butthead are standing next to each other with the words uh okay below them
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Drop someone VILLAINOUS
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a man is sitting in a chair with his hands on his chin
Alt: Khan finally finds the Enterprise
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Apparently there is a new Avatar film... All I remember about the first one was that it was the best nap I'd had in years 😉
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
QTP with a game gif you can immediately hear!
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a woman with a bow and arrow is standing on a dock near the ocean
Alt: Kassandra taunting the Cyclops of Kephallonia, right before shoving his Obsidian Eye into a goat.
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Natural selection
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
How dense must you be to think this?
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
That face is the face of a man who just sharted
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
This right here, is why I refuse to use AI
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Friends ask me why I love modding games, here are two reasons why. 1. I can have a BioWare crossover between Mass Effect and Dragon Age. Morrigan Shepard 👍 2. I can make Ashley look like her voice actress, Kimberly Brooks. @vprepost.com #MassEffect #MassEffectLegendaryEdition
Mass Effect 1, approaching Eden Prime.  Default Shepard model is changed to look like Morrigan from Dragon Age.  Very nice!

Oh and Nihlus and Admiral Anderson are there too.Modded appearances for Ashley (so she looks like her voice actress Kimberly Brooks) and of course Morrigan.
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Good, both nations can just withdraw
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Hello old friend, nice to see you again. I know I'll probably end up making the same choices again, so I won't even try to lie and say "this playthrough will be different". @bioware.bsky.social #MassEffect
Main title page from Mass Effect 1 (2007)
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Not even the PRC does this shit
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, that isn't a selfie.
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Drop a fight scene you love!
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
If you see this post a sword
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two men are standing in a field of wheat and one is holding a sword
Alt: Kikuchiyo (Toshiro Mifune) checks out the village. Seven Samurai (1954)
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Call me when it hits 100%
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Anyone who enjoys a good ghost story, and learn about new cultures, try YouTube Channel www.youtube.com/@HongKongHor.... The stories are creepy and the narrator, Simon, gives them such life. @ytsl.bsky.social have you ever watched?
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Hong Kong Horror
Just a Chinese-American guy that loves Asian scary stories! This is the ONLY official Hong Kong Horror channel on YouTube and Spotify. I am not affiliated with any other channels with similar names. ...
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Alien
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a skeleton with a helmet on is dancing in a video game .
ALT: a skeleton with a helmet on is dancing in a video game .
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
If you see this, QTP with a character that permanently altered your brain chemistry.
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen Rammstein Koda Kumi Metallica The Prodigy Daft Punk
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
The Normandy SR2 from Mass Effect 3The Planet Express ship from FuturamaThe Colonial Viper MK2 from Battlestar GalacticaThe Millennium Falcon... Duh...
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Well now, that's an interesting twist. Does this tip that Newsom is running for the Oval?
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Let me share something here. Whenever I need a pick me up, I watch this amazing video of Johnny Depp visiting the BC Children's Hospital. No matter how big he got, he's always kept Vancouver in his heart. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyX0...
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Johnny Depp as “Captain Jack Sparrow” sails into Vancouver to visit patients at BCCH [FULL VIDEO}
YouTube video by BC Children's Hospital Foundation
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Kuroneko
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Lookie lookie... Consequences
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Do I have to catch the chicken before it's cooked? 🤨
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Just when you thought walmart couldn't get any worse...
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Post a non-religious image you think of as holy 😉
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Just when you thought Boebert couldn't get any more disgusting...
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
"If you don't vote how I want you to vote, you're getting prosecuted"
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Dr Kris (New patients welcome) @canmav.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts...
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a woman in a black suit is holding a candle and cutting it with a pair of scissors .
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