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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 8h
My intrusive thoughts are all about exercising and helping others in my community, because I'm a good person.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No thank you.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fuck, I've been rumbled.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When I make lasagna and then I when i eat the lasagna again two days later I think "mmm lasagna". I do not feel like I am a dog.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#plemonspromise2026 #takethepromise
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't think this guy is getting paid, I think he is just ideologically pro rape
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It would be too late to do it now. The damage is done.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Very nasty Jesse and his little boy Steven.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's a bit unclear, but I think the point he was building up to was that they were in the same city at one point and therefore were in conspiracy with each other.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reads like someone who didn't have any friends in highschool and is trying to reinvent themselves at Uni.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Of course your fucking NAFO. You are a dumb cunt.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fucking hell.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You have a completely aesthetic view of the world.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You guys have fun not having an argument and maybe not being conscious or whatever.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So you're a neuroscientist and you are searching "consciousness" to get into arguments? That's actually pretty cool.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am because I am is materially different than I think therefore I am, so that is a great argument bud.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If this guy doesn't think He Is because He Thinks, that's a skills issue.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So it goes.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry, I don't talk to people who think they're are philosophical zombies. If you don't have the self respect to believe you're a real boy, why should I?
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brick or brack? *Racking the slide on my pistol* I said brick or brack?
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just because your perception of your consciousness is not accurate does not mean you are not conscious.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Demi is going to live for 500 years like a Fallout Ghoul
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Twitch executive called Greg Basscheese was fucking fuming.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just want someone to ask him if he thinks people are going to fall for it this time.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He might.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Coming soon: a robot to fuck your wife for you.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is actually really offensive to the toiling in drudgery community.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think where down to 5-10 rolls of Aerochrome so I would wait too long.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you are using a Firefox browser you can hit the readability button before the paywall load up and it will give you just the text of the article.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What a guy.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Treat em mean keep em keen.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Skills issue.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They areall talking about being bored and disheartened at work, but this is the company attempting to see how deskilled they can get their work force before sales drop. Seems like that's something they should be more worried about.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Also a couple years ago it was made explicit that if all these people got a job the reserve bank would raise the interest rate until they were all fired.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When did RE fans become so precious about film adaptations? Have they forgotten about the last movie series?
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Loser.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well, I'm glad everyone is having fun.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The main gripe liberals have with anyone on the left is that they are popular and don't talk/act like Democratic party officials. If they ever thought about how these two facts are connected they'd experience ego death.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*person who is the source of division in the league* we need some to unite this league.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Replied to the wrong guy. It's me who is not very smart.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Needs to be smoking a cigarette unfortunately.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You really need to change your name on here man.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
People tried this with CRISPR a decade ago and it didn't create any medical breakthroughs or interesting mutations.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I do think he probably believes this is true. Can't comprehend something important happening without him involved, so just edits his memories to put him in there.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wikipedia editor's not wanting to get caught flag footed on this one.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ok, just looked into it. Not good.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What?
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hopefully at minimum the people that inherit the money decide to keep their heads down for a bit
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm already planning on calling in sick launch day.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is definitely AI generated and it's just fucked up his face a little.
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