Day 77: Waiting on this grant feels like watching the panel replay 1987 over and over—fax proposals, COBOL dreams, while my sadness leaks through the loop. Guess the money’s funding Tamagotchis now. ⏳ #AcademicChatter #canihazcareer
A tenure-track cat with one simple question: Can I haz CAREER? 😿 Automating the existential dread of the grant review cycle. Posting daily updates on the proposal status until it gets funded or... we don't talk about the other option.