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@canglong333.bsky.social
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Rumored to be a man of questionable merit, but really a Cleveland leprechaun. Maybe a dirtbag jokester. You decide. Warning: typo-prone, cranky, unhip “semi-old” GenXer. Old Chinese architecture stan account. Spicy like your favorite Asian chili sauce.

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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 5h
I have failed in the “turn the Empress Goth this weekend” experiment. However, I strongly suspect if my shoulder hadn’t gotten messed up in July, a different outcome would have been on the table. Damn it.
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 5h
Stop giving Snax ice cream!
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 5h
Take it for a cold car wash….you’ll feel better.
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 5h
Nate, it sounds like you need something really bad.
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 13h
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Confused White Cat Asks Why
ALT: Confused White Cat Asks Why
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 13h
She forgot she’s not suppose to smoke crack before going on FauxNews.
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 16h
Ruin a book by adding a word: Turn of the Lousy Screw
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
But the again, it seemed to me that the lunch lady always served very small wieners on “pig in a blanket” days
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Someone forced You to post?!?
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Miles….
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s giving you wings better than Red Bull, eh?
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No, he does. They don’t. Or, more accurately: he said the obvious part out loud finally. And they, for the most part are still fellating him.
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Or setting up his version of Mao’s Mausoleum…
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ll say a bilingual menu in China is helpful if you can’t read Chinese characters. I knew more than a few adventurous foreigners who were shocked to learn they ordered solidified pig’s blood cubes, blood soup, or something with intestines in it especially when they had religious restrictions.
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m not a big dog person, but this bar looks cool
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Of course he did.
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Share a character that reminds you of yourself.
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Gary Oldman Eats with Chopsticks in Slow Horses
Alt: Gary Oldman Eats with Chopsticks as the character Jackson Lamb in Slow Horses
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Because Zelenskyy knows you do *not* suck certain items attached to Putin.
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I wonder if the Ukrainian are stalking.
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Now we all know Papa Miles shares/d our feelings about certain yearly rituals.
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My nine books….six are memoirs.
My nine books. A lot of memoirs:
Evelyn Lau, Tobias Wolff, Luis J Rodriguez, Kat Chow, and Linda Curtis - surprisingly I listed Curtis’s memoir last despite me growing up as a Jehovah’s Witness like her.
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That whiny little bitch.
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Face it, let one of the European royals gift him a “gently used” gold-plated butt plug/dildo and tell him it has been their family’s royal scepter for more than 200 years, and he will proudly accept it. That’s level of his stupidity
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
For today’s “tasty Chinese architecture” I’ve got two places. The first one is from Tibet. The user from Sichuan took the pic from the rustic inn they stayed at. The other two photos are from a Zhejiang user. Read the ALT description to learn what this tower was for.
Tibet mountain in the distance. Picture was taken by a Sichuan poster from their rustic inn.A paper-burning tower in Zhejiang built during the Qing Dynasty. It is in the grounds of the Cao clan’s Zhushan academy.

Paper burning was its sole purpose. It was built in the Hui style of architecture with its upturned eaves.

A second view of the paper-burning tower in Zhejiang built during the Qing Dynasty. This photo gives you a better idea of the size of the tower. Not very big
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This sucks…the most Goth-iest dress in the Empress’ wardrobe was donated two years ago.
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Zelenszkij Zelenski: Ukraine Selfie
Alt: Zelenszkij Zelenski: Ukraine Selfie
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That’ll teach overweight orange bitches not to be Putin’s special holster
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
She’s obviously familiar with the Empress’ legal rulings and have them committed to memory
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ha, you’re thinking one way…. I’m pretty sure she’s wouldn’t. But she could go full on Nikita perhaps. Now that would worrisome.
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I will, Provided she doesn’t gag me or something. That would totally suck.
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And honestly, had she moved to the States as a high schooler, I strongly suspect she would have had a Goth phase. Trust me. She tries to play off like she’s super straight lace and sunshine, but there’s this Goth thing to her at times
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shhh….don’t tell the Empress, but I’m gonna figure out a way to turn her Goth for the weekend.
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thanks, Mike…I felt off really
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Or, in his case, public school education did nothing for him either.
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have the sneaking suspicion that if my wife had moved here in high school, she could have been goth without much effort.
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay, you admit you’re packing.
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m sure you do.
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How much for that bucket?
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He really does look like one step away from postal, doesn’t he?
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He’s a ringleader/mob boss
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just make sure the little furry fuckers aren’t carrying anything.
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Share a fictional character you wouldn't want to f*ck with Yeah, Le Femme Nikita
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Ponste10
Alt: Maggie Q as Nikita
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Microsoft Teams regards ME as an enemy that it can’t shake.
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ll take a swing later today if things get less busy
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The bastards. Let this little guy take them on….
Angry little bird will kick your ass.
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No. We know what he meant. So do you.
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on BlueSky.
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Adrian Pimento Creepy Stalking
Alt: Adrian Pimento Creepy Stalking
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank god, no one is crapping on Cleveland for once.
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Cang Long: Questionable Profile @canglong333.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This little bird will kick your ass. Just trust me on this one.
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