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Nick Mayo

@candywizard.bsky.social
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I'm a candy maker and now working on becoming a handy man

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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I prefer booze. Weed tastes nasty and I'd probably prefer a margarita in a sippy cup, juice box or baby bottle
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Sounds good to me
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
That surgeon did an incredible job because you see almost no scaring
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Eeee! So cute!
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I remember if someone reported that stuff they'd get death threats and be cyberbullied to wanting to kill themselves
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Sounds good to me
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Never thought I'd encounter you again since getting kicked off Facebook last year
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I've imagined drinking margaritas and cream drinks out of a baby bottle
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I prefer booze too because it's often delicious. Weed tastes like ass
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I find both of those things to be asinine because we're all misfits that don't belong in society anyway. We need all the allies we can get in the great furry empire
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
*big hug* I'm mostly a babyfur because I like the cute outfits and accessories
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
That surgeon did one hell of a job
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
*hugs you and picks you up*
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I haven't had earrings in almost 3 years due to an emergency surgery down there for something that would make a cis man want to get rid of his boy parts
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I've considered bottom surgery for a long time and it's sounding like more trouble than it's worth especially if you don't have a partner to help you
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I will say Bluey is cute but I prefer My Little Pony
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I wish for that too because I look like a doofus with facial hair and it's itchy
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
*big hugs*
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
*hugs and picks you up*
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
*big hugs*
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
*hugs*
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Sounds like fake misfits that try to make us conform to society
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Diapers are cuter anyway and can pair well with onesies and lolita dresses
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Catheters are painful af. I had to have one when I had emergency surgery
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
They look adorable especially paired with the right outfit
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Capital Hill would probably be safer but they have better food in Brazil
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I actually live near Seattle
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I call bull shit on that one. You can preach homosexuality is a sin all you want. It's just "therapists" aren't allowed to try and change someone's sexuality.
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I could picture Akano putting both Koneko and Gasper in diapers for laughs.
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Tumblr use to be like 4chan where you could post anything and no one did Jack shit about it
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Well you don't have to worry about rejection with me. I'm a pirate that wants all the world's misfits on their crew
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Cool
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
It was probably being investigated for being too long and boring
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
*hugs* well just think of the spoils that you will attain after this battle
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
*holds arms out for a hug*
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
It's official I'm a pick up truck guy
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
First time cooking a turkey
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Cute pic even though she's a bratty little shit.
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Maybe it's time to really start fighting dirty such as finding out where the homes of their staff members are
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I'd think not accidentally peeing yourself would be pretty difficult after getting bottom surgery because getting use to the new equipment if ya know what I mean
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Freedom from censorship
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Probably why they gravitate towards anime because that community is already hated and they in turn hate society and try to keep normies out.
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
When I had my emergency surgery I had to have a catheter for 3 days
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Well that peabrain has at least proven useful and he's lucky Noafumi isn't the type to hold a grudge
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I can now officially drive stick
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
*hugs* well just think of how rewarding it will be when you've recovered
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I actually had emergency surgery two years ago but my recovery was nothing compared to yours.
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Well 6'2" and present as a girl
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I wish I could give you hugs
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Nick Mayo @candywizard.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Well just post more of those pics. They'll give up eventually. When a certain peabrained pissant was giving me shit over sharing certain anime pics I just kept it up until they blocked me
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