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Mr. Goodbytes

@candygram4mongo.bsky.social
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Coffee and espresso dude. Was once a conservative Christian, but I got better.

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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Using the Jaws "You're gonna need a bigger boat" meme format.

"You're gonna need a bigger scapegoat."
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
When I see statements like these from the tenured leadership of the Democratic Party, I see little hope of the purported opposition to the MAGA regime doing anything serious at all.
U.S. House Representative Jim Clyburn (D-S.C. 6) statement on Lindsey Graham's death.

"I was shocked and saddened to learn of the passing of Senator Lindsey Graham. Our political relationship was sometimes partisan and passionate, but always pleasant and productive on behalf of the people of South Carolina.  My family and I send our deepest condolences to Darline and the entire Graham family.
For more than three decades, we served the people of the Palmetto state together in Congress. Throughout that time, we maintained a relationship grounded in mutual respect, even when our political differences were significant. His commitment to public service and the people he represented will remain an enduring part of his legacy."
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This moment is going to be seared into Freese's memory forever.
Matt Freese, goalkeeper for the US Men's National Team, fails to clear a ball against Belgium in the 2026 World Cup when he somehow manages to bury the top of his left foot into the turf. Belgium quickly scores their third goal immediately afterward.
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
You mean these same guys?
Facebook post from Notre Dame College Republicans from April 12, 2019, stating: "We are so excited to host Candace Owens as a speaker this year! Come listen to her discussion about Identity Politics and Party Demographics on April 22nd at 7 pm in the Carey Auditorium!!"

The Candace Owens quote in the promo image says, "The most controversial thing I've ever done was decide to think with my BRAIN instead of my SKIN TONE."
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Chief Wiggum (Simpsons character): Uh, no you got the wrong number. This is 9-1... 2.
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
For your enjoyment
4 panel meme of Tom from the cartoon Tom & Jerry but with Tom labeledas the Dallas Cowboys. First panel has Tom/Cowboys reading page. 2nd panel shows Arizona Cardinals statistically 1 and 5 with Kyler Murray out. This makes Tom/Dallas happy in 3rd panel, and then Tom takes a massive custard pie to the face hammed home by Arizona in the 4th panel.
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Wtf?
Image of Bears-Bengals score during 3rd quarter and compared to time of possession. Bears 24, Bengals 20. Bears had the ball for 26:08, and the Bengals had it for 10:36.
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Meme of someone pondering as they stare into the distance.

Do crackheads ever say, "I'm too broke to tweak tonight?"

No, they get up and make it happen.
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Meme from Simpsons S6:E5 "Sideshow Bob Roberts." Top panel is Smithers concealed by the shadows and labeled as "centrists." The bottom panel shows the car headlights uncovering his identity as "conservatives."
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Always with that excuse, but the reality of "bLuE nO MaTtEr WhO" is that the Democratic Party continues to steer to the right.
Dump truck full of laughing emojis
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Using the meme template for when WH Chief of Staff Andy Card told George W Bush that a second plane has hit, it says, "A second Fauci has entered the lab."
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Truly, it is a mystery. /s
Image comparing Donald Trump's signature on the creepy "poem" or letter to Jeffrey Epstein to his 1995 signature in a letter to Lillian Jane Volk. The signatures match.
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Get the resistance together, Chi-Town!
Poster sighted in Chicago area saying, "The government is abducting your neighbors. Are you going to let them?" and featuring a graphic of a community member wearing a balaclava and carrying a pry bar.
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Comparison of image of Donald Trump standing on roof of White House and a Futurama scene where Hermes Conrad threatens to jump to his death. Bender yells, "Do a flip!"
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I think you already mentioned the alternative. Additionally:
Sketch of anarchist rabbit with a burning match in its mouth stating, "We can't just vote the fascism away, the time has come to disobey. (Be brave)."
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Lol. Harris supported the genocide when she was VP, and it was so important to her that she refused to take a stand during her campaign.
Tweet from @HBendas referencing the incessant whining from liberals who blame anti-genocide Americans for Kamala Harris losing the 2024 election: 

"Shrodinger's voter - important enough to swing the election but not important enough to make any concessions to"
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
And then we have regime collaborators like Amy Klobuchar who fight to keep the machinery of fascism alive.
7/15/2025 Twitter post from US Senator Amy Klobuchar:
NEWS: the Bureau of Prisons just decided to reverse course and keep their facility in Duluth open. I urged BOP leadership to take this step to protect these good paying jobs that are vital to the local economy.
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Enter Keir Starmer to prove you right:
Keir Starmer tweet from June 22, 2025:
Iran's nuclear programme is a grave threat to international security. Iran can never be allowed to develop a nuclear weapon and the US has taken action to alleviate that threat. 

The situation in the Middle East remains volatile and stability in the region is a priority. We call on Iran to return to the negotiating table and reach a diplomatic solution to end this crisis.
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
They don't need vibes. They have the backing of everyone who has wanted to bomb Iran for decades.
Keir Starmer tweet from June 22, 2025:
Iran's nuclear programme is a grave threat to international security. Iran can never be allowed to develop a nuclear weapon and the US has taken action to alleviate that threat. 

The situation in the Middle East remains volatile and stability in the region is a priority. We call on Iran to return to the negotiating table and reach a diplomatic solution to end this crisis.
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Playing possum meme.
Dems when it's time for action: playing dead. 
Dems when it's time to ask for money: attack mode.
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
All part of the plan
"Totalitarianism in power invariably replaces all first-rate talents, regardless of their sympathies, with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty."

- Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism, 1951
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Is this too much for your fee fees?
Crybaby adult male claiming his Tesla was defaced is holding up the evidence which is a detachable paper sign that says, "Musk is a Nazi."
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Don't make me tap the sign. Fascists never have to worry about being ideologically consistent; only about maintaining status within the in-group.
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Now you're just making it up as you go along.
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Say what you will about President Obama, but his class and eloquence really made: 
The deportation of 2.5 million undocumented immigrants, the bombing of 7 Muslim countries, the whitewashing of torture under Bush, the continuation of the drug war, the rampant prosecution of government whistleblowers, and his expansion of government surveillance go down smooth.
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
What you said in meme format:
Meme from Simpsons S4:E8 "Marge Gets a Job"
Smithers has a gun to the back of Tom Jones, who was abducted to help Mr. Burns woo Marge Simpson. Original scene says, "That's it. Big smile. Everybody's happy."
Meme has the Democratic Party as Smithers, the American people as Tom Jones, and the Republicans as the gun. It says, "That's it. Blue no matter who."
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Tapping the sign for the umpteenth time
Don't make me tap the sign (Simpsons meme format):
Fascists never need to worry about being ideologically consistent; only about maintaining status within the in-group
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I don't know what's worse: that someone might have written this about Torres or the likelihood that loudly advocating for genocide could be considered depolarizing in this country.
Yglesias and others will be joined by Rep. Ritchie Torres, a depolarizing Democrat who embodies the values of combative centrism.
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Nah, Democrats have been helping the country along towards a fascist takeover by the Republicans for years.
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Lucy from Peanuts meme saying, "Christ, what an asshole."
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Any form of resistance can be good under the right circumstances. Don't fall victim to a failure of imagination.
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Well, well, well. How the turntables.
After being out-fundraised by @katmabu.bsky.social, Jan Schakowski is retiring.
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Even Nate Silver gets it right (probably the one time per year) if that tells you how insane Schumer and his band of betrayers are.
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
We'll see who gets to them first.
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This is all the attendance that the NYC chapter could muster even with AOC on-site. DSA can become relevant if it wants to, but first it must drop the requirements of ideological purity.
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Ken leading the Democratic Party:
Parody of Rick and Morty scene:
Libs: I just let the fascists do what they want, but I resist them by complaining about it.
Left: That's just fascism with extra steps!

Original is where Rick rationalizes how he uses a mini-verse as unpaid power generators. Morty calls him out saying, "That's just slavery with extra steps."
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Mr. Goodbytes @candygram4mongo.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
This post is the perfect example of how Democrats compromised their values beginning in the late 70s and especially in the 80. After finally getting rid of most of their conservatives, they chose to go along with their psychotic agenda anyway.
Meme playing off the scene in Lord of the Rings when Isildur chooses to keep the Ring of Power instead of casting it into the fires of Mt. Doom.
The ring is depicted as fascism. Leftists, represented by Elrond, say, "Cast it into the fire. Destroy it." Liberals, represented by Isildur, say, "No. I can compromise with it."
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