curio! @candycurio.bsky.social · 06/09/2026so i found this fucked up and evil mario in the mario bin, wanted to know what the fuck it was so I looked it up on amazon and it was labeled "Bad Day Mario x Jason Voorhees" plush so I googled that and the AI just keeps generating fan fiction of mario and jason voorhees having a bad day. thanks 34717
curio! @candycurio.bsky.social · 18/08/2026sometimes you’re outside and the sun hits you just right that for a brief second you feel the inner peace of one of those ladies in an anti-depressant ad 070
curio! @candycurio.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Christopher Nolan just set a new standard for film making in this scene. Incredible❤️ 05215
curio! @candycurio.bsky.social · 16/07/2026"Five Little Ducks" made me so upset when i first heard it. mother duck said quack quack quack and only four little ducks came back??????????? where are the little ducks going.... one by one.... are they okay.... you have to wait til the very end to find out 050
curio! @candycurio.bsky.social · 16/07/2026googling “what do blessings do” after attending church because I was really expecting a stat increase or something, like at least a temporary one 050
curio! @candycurio.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I’ll be honest, Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater includes way more snake eating than I thought it would 060
curio! @candycurio.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I like resident evil lore a lot because it’s very similar to the kind of shit I was making up for my OCs in middle school. only difference really is that in my version, being an orphan turned into a genetically engineered weapon resulted in developing cute animal ears and a tail 1100
curio! @candycurio.bsky.social · 15/05/2026New York and New Jersey being that close to each other feels very evil and strange. one of them should’ve eaten the other by now 060
curio! @candycurio.bsky.social · 14/05/2026so sick of tony soprano’s bullshit. been pissing me off so much I had to pause the show and listen to yoshi’s happy song while I looked at pictures of yoshi to calm down 090
curio! @candycurio.bsky.social · 09/05/2026the world isn’t ready for the kinda shit I’m cooking up in my drafts 1329
curio! @candycurio.bsky.social · 20/04/2026fucked up and accidentally created some neon genesis evangelicals :/ 1121
curio! @candycurio.bsky.social · 06/03/2026they are saying she has the greatest taste of all time 0100
curio! @candycurio.bsky.social · 31/01/2026hark! or whatever angels say... it's ray from chime merra's A for Angel! 18129
curio! @candycurio.bsky.social · 21/10/2025hate it when youtube videos have titles like “the most DISTURBING anime you’ve never seen” don’t fucking patronize me. you don’t know the things I’ve seen. 180
Reposted by curio!SEGA @sega-west.bsky.social · 22/09/2025you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. we love Shadow but we can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and we can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he has never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always correct) 8355862364
curio! @candycurio.bsky.social · 27/08/2025after 5 years, my cats have suddenly learned that they can use the scratching post as a scratching post. never give up 0100
curio! @candycurio.bsky.social · 10/08/2025never read homestock and never will because it doesn’t take juggalos seriously 060
curio! @candycurio.bsky.social · 30/07/2025watched a nurse dilate the great cabbage tree and assist the birth a cabbage child. most fucked thing I’ve ever seen 1110
curio! @candycurio.bsky.social · 23/07/2025the art fight continues... character is named tegan and belongs to @whoismonday.bsky.social !! 147896
curio! @candycurio.bsky.social · 15/07/2025I would sincerely love to be lost in the false comfort of anime horse girl gambling in these trying times but I’ll be honest their outfits are so ugly and unsuitable for running that it’s ruining the fantasy for me a little bit 060
curio! @candycurio.bsky.social · 18/06/2025I will not be playing donkey kong banana. looks too scary 040
curio! @candycurio.bsky.social · 17/05/2025to me, survival horror games are all about being in a big scary house full of obtuse locking mechanisms. do NOT put me in a military base or space ship where they have absolutely no appreciation for theatrics 090
curio! @candycurio.bsky.social · 27/03/2025no disrespect to stand-up comedians but none of them are as funny as yogi bear 172
curio! @candycurio.bsky.social · 22/12/2024piece I did for SPARKLEPATHY zine, inspired by my eternal love for blingee 0245
curio! @candycurio.bsky.social · 15/12/2024just got sonic x shadow generations, my mom brought over some homemade muffins, feeling like the little german fortnite kid rn 170
