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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine)

@candyclawcrane.com
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Ummmm hi.  Here be weird furry shit.  Still setting this place up but you can find my stuff at candyclawcrane.com 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this • main: @catseyemarble.com

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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine) @candyclawcrane.com · 08/08/2026
Guess who's ✨twe — wait can I make this joke on Bluesky. Is the AI going to think I mean it and put my account in jail
A screenshot from Fur Affinity:

Candy Claw Crane ~candyclawcrane ( Member )
User Title: (& vinegar valentine)
Registered Since: August 8 2014 11:40:57 PM
Current Mood: hungry
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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine) @candyclawcrane.com · 17/06/2026
Gold Mauket has size fluctuations!
A Gold Mauket, a little feline Petpet with bat wings, giddily shovels a huge pile of Neopoints down its gullet and into its ginormous, jingling belly; it's managed to roll itself forward to keep chowing down, leaving it with its rear end stuck in the air and its hind paws dangling.  Screenshots from Jellyneo show the community dutifully documenting its ballooning value: "Gold Mauket has price fluctuations! [...] Inflation Notice: 4,500,000 NP."
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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine) @candyclawcrane.com · 14/04/2026
Thinkin about this sour apple boy I got from my pal @cupidize.hyper.wang... I haven't done anything with him yet but I wanna come up with something. I wanna throw him around like a milk-laden Webkins so bad. I wanna tweak him a lil first though. (Not really that #explicit but just to be safe?)
A fat, timid-looking shiny Espeon boy with a blue diamond-shaped gem (which I'm gonna change), a very fluffy tail but not much fur on the rest of his body, squishy lil tits, huge thighs, and a cute floppy penis.
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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine) @candyclawcrane.com · 13/04/2026
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Thesaur...
A screenshot of the headers of the linked Wiktionary page:

Thesaurus:trans woman's penis
Thesaurus – trans woman's penis
English
Noun
Sense: the penis of a trans woman
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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine) @candyclawcrane.com · 02/04/2026
When you're making a post specifically, "Graphic" is the only option that isn't under "Adult Content" and its description is pretty generic on this screen (I don't know why they're fuckin' different everywhere)
Screenshot of the "Add a content warning" dialogue when making a post
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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine) @candyclawcrane.com · 19/03/2026
World's biggest mochi #Explicit
A Mega Clefable perched on its own balls, bigger than the rest of it, swingin' in the moonlight.  Its floppy fairy penis, a thoroughly normal size in comparison, peeks out inquisitively.
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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine) @candyclawcrane.com · 16/03/2026
fwiw both of these are a little rickety, I've had a couple pieces that I labelled "suggestive" get overridden with "adult" and also there seem to be some places where it mixes up the names and calls both of them "Adult Content" (pictured: in settings vs. on posts)
From settings: "Adult content: Explicit sexual images. (Show, Warn, Hide) / Sexually Suggestive: Does not include nudity. (Show, Warn, Hide)"From two posts: "Adult Content: Does not include nudity." vs. "Adult Content: Explicit sexual images."  Note how it keeps the different subtitles despite using the same name for both.
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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine) @candyclawcrane.com · 14/03/2026
I have been meaning to draw Minnie doing this
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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine) @candyclawcrane.com · 15/02/2026
Tips & tricks with Mitzi: invite a girl back to your place so you'll have a midnight snack without having to get up (or even wake up, if you're really talented).
A Neopets vore piece.  Mitzi_Bolero the Rainbow Zafara is conked the fuck out, drooling rainbow drool and snoring up a storm while she sleeps off the girl she just ate.  A familiar "A" collar sits at the edge of the drool puddle, and the gurgly wet cartoon splat effect around Mitzi's gigantic churning belly is suspiciously Aisha-shaped.
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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine) @candyclawcrane.com · 14/02/2026
floating her way like im after a pie on a windowsill -vv
Audie from Animal Crossing peeling her drenched workout top off her sweaty, stinking tits.
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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine) @candyclawcrane.com · 14/02/2026
bonk
A Quilava staring nervously at its already-sizeable tits, moments before they blow up like airbags and knock Quilava dizzy.
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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine) @candyclawcrane.com · 10/02/2026
Swirlix with both of its feet visible and its mouth open revealing two fangs
Redraw of a Bulbapedia infobox which says: Swirlix with both of its feet visible and its mouth open revealing two fangs.  Our rendition is a more provocative take, with the Swirlix giving a saucy wink and slurping its own sizeable paws with its hyper tongue.The original screenshot from Bulbapedia, featuring Swirlix from PSMD posing for the camera.
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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine) @candyclawcrane.com · 10/02/2026
Sketch comm for @isyrion.gay from a while back. Capybapy havin' a snack and a soak
A capybara lounges in a hot spring, enjoying a snack.  Her boobs flop to the side to make room for her enormous belly, unevenly stretched around the form of her prey, roughly twice her size.  The unlucky bird's feet stick out of her mouth.
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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine) @candyclawcrane.com · 09/02/2026
Missing you today, li'l guy
Cohost mascot Eggbug with a massive pair of bug naturals.  They try in vain to stay aloft on their little buzzy wings, but end up falling down to earth with a weighty plop.
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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine) @candyclawcrane.com · 08/02/2026
Blanca was the last thing I posted on Twitter so I guess I'm gonna start going through my backlog from there onwards... The next thing is this lil doodle of me & the beastie
A sketch of Vinnie splayed out like a kitty on top of CCC.
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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine) @candyclawcrane.com · 07/02/2026
Shit. Fuck. Sorry hang on a minute I'm gonna have to give that prank another go. Can you just wait there. Thanks
Blanca from Animal Crossing, bowled over by her own giant inflated belly and laying face down in the dirt (except, y'know, sans the face part).
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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine) @candyclawcrane.com · 10/01/2026
Swooning whenever she smiles back at me
Screenshot from the on-site marathon audience underneath the video, with one cartoon sabertooth tiger sitting in a sea of multicolour velociraptors
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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine) @candyclawcrane.com · 08/11/2025
s.tumblr.com/post/1329426...
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daviebuchanan
Nov 10, 2015

The world is bigger than you.


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Nov 10, 2015

fuck you I'm still gonna eat it
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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine) @candyclawcrane.com · 10/01/2025
Had to double-check my homework and yeah honestly even as skinny as it goes I stand by this. Like, I wouldn't call this a shortstack but I wouldn't say it's incorrect either. He's got some pretty nice hips
A screenshot from ATLYSS's character creator; the default rabbit character has had the height, width, chest, arms, belly, and bottom sliders all turned down.
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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine) @candyclawcrane.com · 11/12/2024
Have some Animals Crossing. With titties on them. Plus various other bits. And unbits candyclawcrane.com/art/round-2/... candyclawcrane.com/art/round-2/... candyclawcrane.com/art/round-1/... candyclawcrane.com/art/round-1/... #FurryArt #AnimalCrossing #Tity #Hyper #Explicit #Null
https://candyclawcrane.com/art/round-2/sleepover-at-katts/files/1Lolly from Animal Crossing at the beach, with tits that hang down to her waist, nuts the size of cantaloupes, and a mischievous twinkle in her eye as she skips into the water and throws her top to the wind.  It's a gorgeous summer evening, with the sun hanging low in the sky but still a few hours away from actually setting.  Katt and Mitzi, lounging in the background, gawk at the spectacle.Bangle, a tiger babe from Animal Crossing, cozied up on a beanbag chair playing her Nintendo Switch.  Also she's got big ol' tits down past her waist.  Her massive tits flop to the side, as boobs are wont to do, and squish pleasingly around her knees.Blanca, the faceless trickster cat from Animal Crossing, lying on a and bed kicking her clown pants off with one foot.  Her legs are spread wide, but it turns out her face isn't all that's missing.  She's also got her shirt scrunched up around her clown ruff, though, and she does have some cute tits.
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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine) @candyclawcrane.com · 11/12/2024
Uhhhhh here. Have some Pokémon with titties on them candyclawcrane.com/art/round-2/... candyclawcrane.com/art/round-2/... candyclawcrane.com/art/round-2/... candyclawcrane.com/art/round-1/... #FurryArt #PMD #Tity #Feral
The edge of a reef, with the sunlight dimly filtering down from the ocean surface.  A Finneon nearly swims smack into a Milotic's massive honkin' tits, each ten times the size of the Finneon's entire body, 'cause they're too busy staring.  (The Finneon also has some pretty nice boobs for their size, to be fair.)  Milotic, nonplussed, cocks one of their eyebrow fin things.A Maractus with a pair of hyper tits doing a bellyflop into the water, at the beach or an oasis, perhapsAn Espeon — a plain old quadrupedal Espeon — with a PMD bandana, an explorer's badge, and a sizeable pair of human tits like a sphinx.  Also the tits are glowing?  Zie says: "Look, you gotta know Flash if you're heading into a dungeon.  Don't be weird about it."A shiny Zorua who's taken a spill and dropped all his gear in the middle of a sunny forest Mystery Dungeon.  It looks like he found a mysterious wand on the ground and unwittingly gave it a try.  He's sprouted a pair of tits as big as the rest of him; he's not about to be walking anywhere anytime soon.  "Well shit, better call the guild," he says.
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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine) @candyclawcrane.com · 27/11/2024
The Project Eevee mascot suit next to a bunch of humans
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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine) @candyclawcrane.com · 17/11/2024
Hewwo I'm Candy Claw Crane (and opposite me here is my pal Vinegar Valentine). I'm kind of burned out on social media and am primarily here to keep up with other pals who are setting up camp here; we'll see how I feel as I settle in here. My full gallery & other links are at candyclawcrane.com
One of those old lightning-bolt-down-the-center split-screen views of CCC and Vinnie chatting online, each seated at a glowing CRT in a vague '80s-'90s cyberscape.  CCC is pointedly pressing a single key with her claw; Vinnie, by contrast, has two hands on the keyboard and one on the mouse.
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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine) @candyclawcrane.com · 17/11/2024
Hewwo I'm Candy Claw Crane (and opposite me here is my pal Vinegar Valentine). I'm kind of burned out on social media and am primarily here just to keep up with other pals who are setting up camp here. I may post art from time to time but my gallery & all my other links are at candyclawcrane.com
One of those old lightning-bolt-down-the-center split-screen views of CCC and Vinnie chatting online, each seated at a glowing CRT in a vague '80s-'90s cyberscape.  CCC is pointedly pressing a single key with her claw; Vinnie, by contrast, has two hands on the keyboard and one on the mouse.
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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine) @candyclawcrane.com · 17/11/2024
Ummmm well for starters here's a PMD vore dump. This is where I started & it's still my bread and butter tbh Full res on my site: candyclawcrane.com/art/round-2/... candyclawcrane.com/art/round-2/... candyclawcrane.com/art/round-1/... candyclawcrane.com/art/round-1/... #FurryArt #Vore #PMD #Feral
A Pokémon Mystery Dungeon vore comic.  Three gals — a Nidoqueen, a Scolipede, and a Pyroar — are walking through an autumn forest mystery dungeon when they spot the outlaw they're looking for: a tiny (if mischievous-looking) little Swirlix.  They stare them down, trying not to laugh.

Suddenly, however, Swirlix jumps Nidoqueen and gulps her down head-first before anyone can react; they slurp up Scolipede as all the team's supplies tumble out of her saddlebags, with a stunned Pyroar, who's been roughed-up offscreen, pinned under their weight; and finally they devour Pyroar hind-first as she claws in vain at the explorer badge that would let her warp out to get help.

In the end, Swirlix basks in the autumn sunset, digesting our three unlucky heroes.A Pokémon vore comic.  Vinnie the Meowstic has invited a Pumpkaboo pal for a picnic...  That is, the Pumpkaboo *is* the picnic.  It's like three times the size of Vinnie's head, but Vinnie manages to stuff the whole unfortunate thing in its mouth and swallow it whole, unhinging its jaw and letting its cheeks and neck bulge out in an impressive feat of cartoonish elasticity.

Vinnie doesn't get much of a chance to savour its meal, however; it sits up in a panic to see its big stuffed belly growing a telltale orange rind, while an ominous vine begins to snake out from underneath its body...A Brionne smooching a Torracat and pumping her full of water.  Torracat looks pretty stoked about it, even as her belly starts sagging against the ground.  She's a little less enthusiastic when Brionne starts playing with her like a beach ball; on the other hand, when Brionne catches her headfirst in her mouth and starts gulping her down, we can't see her reaction one way or another.Our old scruffy Braixen friend slurping down their Goodra pal.  Goodra's tail is the only thing left to go; it's wrapped around Braixen's arm as they slurp it up like a very big, very thick noodle.  Goodra is, of course, much bigger than Braixen, and Braixen's stomach has bulged out to overshadow the rest of their body.
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Candy Claw Crane (& vinegar valentine) @candyclawcrane.com · 13/11/2024
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"Daisy OShannon reposted your post"

Her avatar is a photo of her actual face
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