candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 8hWe are living in the prequel to Idiocracy. That crowd could swim in an ocean of knowledge and remain dry. 110
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 8hThis is a very healthy view of a president. It's not the mindless MAGAt cult goose stepping behind the "dear leader" as he commits crimes and insults them. 020
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 14hThe teenager who bit him on his tiny mushroom when he tried to rape her needs a statue across from the White House. 000
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 14hI prefer the classic term " useful idiot." I doubt he's always useful but he's nailed the idiot part. 030
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 14hBeing Putin's bottom has certainly had an impact. 000
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 14hCharles Mann's 1491 is a wonderful history about the "new" world prior to Columbus stumbling into this hemisphere. Native people beat that schmuck by a minimum of 20,000 years. Celebrating Columbus is a mistake. 010
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 14hHe's still the first fascist US president. 0120
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 12/10/2026She was given an Einstein(pronounced Epstein) visa so that she could peddle her wares to Jeffrey's friends who didn't like children. 010
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 12/10/2026It reminded me of his ability to declassify secret documents using just his mind. He can't leave too soon. 000
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 12/10/2026It has to suck being a military professional and getting fired by that low functioning alcoholic, cosplay, GI Joe. 110
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 12/10/2026 I totally agree. After 35 years, three exceptional kids and all the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, my wife feels the same. It's a blessing I wish everyone had. 110
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 12/10/2026She's become a combination pez dispenser and gargoyle. Being affiliated with the trump crime family makes you hideous. 000
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Trump will accuse Zelensky of interference in the midterm elections..... 010
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Melanoma came to the US on an Epstein visa. She allegedly speaks several languages. I suspect it's only a few words to her clients about the costs of her services. 000
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Donald Trump wouldn't even say anything that nice about Donald Trump. 000
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 12/10/2026 A woman in Gallup, NM greeted me with Happy Indigenous People's Day several years ago. I could only respond, "Absolutely!" My responses are usually a little more clever but I'd been driving all day. 010
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Didn't that clown receive a $50k bag of cash as a bribe? I know it's not even a rounding error compared to trump crime family bribes but FFS do these a**holes have any self awareness? 020
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026But what about road salt....... 000
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The cartoon president will say the deaths are small potatoes ( to keep distracting from the Epstein files ). 010
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I'd be more than happy to see Bibi, trump and kegsbreath turned over to the Iranian government. 120
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026With all due respect? Trump deserves zero respect as a tool of the Kremlin. Putin helped elect trump and trump is his favorite useful idiot. 000
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026JD worships Orange Satan and Peter Thiel first and foremost. 000
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I live in Arizona and I'll tell you that my "lawn" is 40 tons of crushed granite. Each tiny chunk is insulted by being compared to Senator Foghorn Leghorn. 010
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I love listening to that imbecile rambling on about things he has absolutely no idea about. 000
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Is there such a thing as human confirming surgery? 000
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026These stories seem to write themselves. 010
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026It's ironic that Zelensky has a better command of English than the orange antichrist. 0241
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026It's shocking that so many people seem oblivious to the genocide perpetrated by Columbus. That glorified monster went to his grave believing he'd made it to Asia and didn't give a ratf**k about all the indigenous people he slaughtered in his pursuit of gold. 5463
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026It's being run like a trump business. His 7th bankruptcy will be his biggest and involve the entire nation. 010
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026It's like his book Hillbilly Elegy. It should be in the fiction section of the bookstore. 000
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Freight trains stopped using cabooses years ago. I see one has repurposed. 000
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026At this point all that Orange Satan has to offer is that he hates the same people his cult members hate. They continue to devolve and lose financially but that's ok if Black and Brown people have it worse 030
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I know the Hauge would be glad to sponsor the trials. I'd love to see those trials live streamed. 000
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Why? I guess pooty needed an infusion of US cash to buy more weapons and murder more Ukrainians. He also needs to show trump who the bottom is in the relationship. 020
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Arizona is a similar microcosm of Republican f**k ups. The Republican governors leave a fiscal hole and the Democrats try to repair it. Lather, rinse, repeat. 000
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026More importantly, muskrat inherited sociopathy from his father and mother. 000
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I think we can all agree, the world has had far too much of the "winning" Orange Satan promised. 000
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I wonder if Putin ever tires of Trump's mouth on his ...... 000
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I hate to say it but it sounds like those evil ICE f**kers are trying to qualify as GOP members of Congress or cabinet members. 000
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026He's so resilient that cartilage grew back in his ear. 020
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I'm looking forward to the day I no longer have to hear the hatred and stupidity spewing from the ugly maw. 020
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 10/10/2026All of us who served took an oath. We won't do illegal sh*t when ordered and we vowed to protect against all enemies foreign and domestic. Whiskey Pete is all about theatrical cruelty. Why couldn't there be a high functioning alcoholic running the DOD? 160
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The Crypt Keeper has returned! 000
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Has she ever won a FIFA peace prize? No one will ever take that fake prize from the fake president. 000
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"minimize body odor" that's some heavy lifting..... 080
candidesgarden.bsky.social @candidesgarden.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I appreciate that the absolute master of natural stupidity wants to rename AI. 000
