Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 13/10/2026I keep my window open most days, & I hear a ton of snippets of conversations as folks walk by. Today's snippet: "Don't just search your heart, search your knowledge as well." Good advice! 051 5
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 09/10/2026Genuinely one of the wildest baseball games I've watched in a while. But hey, whatever it takes, right? Go Guards!!!! ⚾ 181 8
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 08/09/2026BFF invites us over for dinner and I ask what time. She says "we're eating really late today, at 6:30!" Us, who usually eat at like 8pm: That's sooooo late, we might be in bed by then 🤣🤣 031 3
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 06/09/2026Direct quote from me: "I'm tired of young white dude protagonists, give me an older Asian woman with creeky knees who can still kill you in an instant any day." Much thanks to Fonda Lee & Shannon Chakraborty for making my dreams come true! 030 3
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 30/08/2026If she hits "now" & we can't play right away, we'll hit "play later" & she stops bothering us. And every time I give them treats I hit "snacks now" & both cats come running, so they definitely understand what that means. Evie just isn't food motivated & never wants anything later 🤣 020 2
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 30/08/2026Current Definitions: "All Done": stop what you're doing & pay attention to me "Play": play immediately "Pets": pet me then play "Now": play immediately "Help": open the window Unpressed buttons so far: "Later" "Snacks" But she definitely knows what both of them mean! 030 3
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 30/08/2026Update on talking cat: Evie used the "help" button for the first time today. I was confused because until now, every button push has been a variation on "play." But she wanted me to open the window for her! She actually did need help! So proud of her for using her words 😻 250 5
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 06/07/2026Even though all these kids are older than me now, or at least my age 🤣🤣 020 2
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 06/07/2026I'm watching Legends of the Hidden Temple, and I feel so bad for the kids who lose. Their little faces are so disappointed! Then they're like "you're not going away empty handed, you get a gift!" And it's like, a box of nerds or a yoyo 🤣😭 Watching this as an adult just hits different 🤣 140 4
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 03/07/2026You can tell by all the white hair at the top of the blanket where she slept last night 🤣 030 3
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 03/07/2026Woke up like this. Guess I'm never moving this leg again. 150 5
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 10/06/2026Mariah Carey's debut album goes SO HARD, I forgot how good this was! 020 2
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 03/06/2026I'm now the type of person who has strong opinions about WWE wrestling, so there's that. 130 3
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 26/05/2026Why is *this* the Guardians game I came to?? Oh right, free blanket. At least that was worth my $20 probably 😭 150 5
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 05/05/2026Every time someone asks why we moved to Cleveland from NOLA, I'm going to send them this article. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.com‘Point of no return’: New Orleans relocation must start now due to sea level, study findsLouisiana’s cultural hotspot could be surrounded by Gulf of Mexico before end of this century, authors say 051 5
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 03/05/2026Me paying full price for books through my local bookstore even though I own my own bookstore in a different statemedia.tenor.coma woman in a library holds a stack of books in her handsAlt: A woman in a bookstore holds a large stack of books in her hands and walks up to the checkout counter 1111 11
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 30/04/2026Sister Sage wanting everyone to just kill each other already so she can fuck off into the mountains and read forever in peace is so relatable. 010 1
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 17/04/2026What a game from Parker Messick!!! So excited to have him on the team. ⚾⚾⚾ 020 2
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 16/04/2026Every time someone tells me baseball is boring, I'm going to send this video. youtu.be/EWLBhOt9fwk?...youtu.beBraves-Angels BENCHES CLEAR in WILD Brawl 😱 PUNCHES THROWNYouTube video by House of Highlights 150 5
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 10/04/2026This is not wrong! I say I'm just experienced in a lot of different things. I've definitely worked to build skill sets in various areas so I can always be useful and it seems to have worked lol 010 1
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 09/04/2026Key words there being "within my lane" lol 020 2
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 09/04/2026I'm flattered by how often I get asked "is there nothing you can't do?" There's actually a lot I can't do, but also, within my lane, no, there's actually nothing I can't do! 😁 240 4
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 07/04/2026Thanks, Gmail, I don't need your bigoted editor. 090 9
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 01/04/2026Being from New Orleans, I don't play with weather stuff! Definitely not driving to an event when there's a tornado warning. 000 0
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 31/03/2026It's so funny to see the people who actually care about the weather and the people who don't. There's always a couple people in the chat who are like "it's not that bad, it's literally not even raining" and then others who are like "I'm in the basement with my cat." 2110 11
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 25/03/2026I stand by this post from 17 years ago. 0101 10
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 14/03/2026There have been 6 water main breaks since Jan. 31 in NOLA, and 12 boil water advisories this year so far. When I tell people that the infrastructure in NOLA is so much worse than Cleveland, some think I exaggerate. I don't lol 291 9
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 25/02/2026Not my fun, cozy little goblin book getting real 😭 "That's*politics*, Murray." "Well, yeah. Lotta people die of politics." 041 4
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 18/02/2026This is the first year where I truly felt in my bones that "everywhere else, it's just a regular Tuesday." Bradley & I celebrated, but no one else around me cared. I don't actually miss Mardi Gras for a lot of reasons, but it's definitely weird (& wonderful) how contained it is! ⚜️ 290 9
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 17/02/2026Found a brewery doing a Mardi Gras party! Having gumbo and beignets after having Popeyes and king cake earlier. A proper unhealthy food day. 0100 10
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 17/02/2026Eating Popeyes and King Cake here in Cleveland today and thinking about all my people in NOLA. Happy Mardi Gras!! 💜💚💛 260 6
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 11/02/2026New fear unlocked that I never had living in NOLA: that a very sharp icicle will break off and fall on me from above when I'm entering/exiting a building. 030 3
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 09/02/2026OK, seriously, nothing even touched that toilet commercial. Liquid IV killed it with that lol 000 0
Reposted by Candice Huber (they/them)Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 09/02/2026OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit 174286644951 28.7K
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 09/02/2026Toilets are still winning for me, but the Good Will Dunkin was very good also, as a 90s kid. Best nostalgia baiting for sure. 010 1
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 09/02/2026So far, the toilet commercial wins for me. "Take a look at your pee" to the tune of "Take a look at me now"? Singing toilets of all kinds? No notes 262 6
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 29/01/2026I'm seeing "But would Jesus disobey a law enforcement officer??" and like, so you know anything about the story of Jesus? 270 7
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 29/01/2026This is a super important article that everyone should read. thepreamble.com/p/how-ice-is...thepreamble.comHow ICE Is Mimicking 19th Century Slave PatrolsImmigration enforcement agents are using methods that look very familiar 144 4
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 29/01/2026Oh and Blanche, Rose, and Sofia own a hotel in it. So they sell Blanche's house and move into the hotel. Cheech Marin is the cook and Don Cheadle is the hotel manager! 010 1
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 29/01/2026Heck yeah! There's a sequel series to Golden Girls that only got one season called The Golden Palace. Bea Arthur wasn't in it, but they added the other two. I actually really like it! 110 1
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 28/01/2026Yes! And they added Don Cheadle and Cheech Marin. 100 1
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 27/01/2026Watching The Golden Palace (sequel to Golden Girls), & the episode where Blanche learns about racism & the symbolism of the Confederate flag is still super relevant. Golden Girls has been pretty progressive for a late 80s/early 90s show (although it definitely has its "not funny anymore" moments). 173 7
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 25/01/2026"No one does Zoom anymore" Me having to sit through Zoom meetings all day every day:media.tenor.coma woman sits at a desk with a laptop and a mug that says superstoreAlt: A woman sits at a desk in front of a laptop tapping her fingers and sighing 060 6
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 22/01/2026Also ISRAEL TRAINS ICE. Literally. 020 2
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 22/01/2026You justifying Israel's actions = Maga justifying ICE's actions 010 1
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 22/01/2026It's truly wild to see so many people speaking out about ICE while staying silent about Palestine, or refusing to believe that Palestine is occupied. If you hate what ICE is doing here in the U.S., you should also hate what Israel is doing to Palestine. 250 5
Candice Huber (they/them) @candice.tubbyandcoos.com · 21/01/2026They also apparently have to cut the dolls' hair annually because the yarn gets all stretched out and fuzzy because of all the humidity. Fun fact! 030 3