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@cancrdancr.bsky.social
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There were years with Scott Frost at HC that the games were "sold out" but that's because backers would buy unsold tickets to keep the streak alive.
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I moved to Lincoln in 2021. There's so little else to do or root for here outside of sports. It's cultural and deep within people's bloodlines that they root for the Huskers. It would be admirable if it wasn't so damn sad.
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Considering she had her shot blocked almost 70 times this season...
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And if anyone knows about dumb...
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Garbanzo bean eating liberal man drives Subaru. More news at 11
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just like they had no plans to trade Myles Garrett...
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I challenge @rotopat.bsky.social to post to r/bald asking "is it time?" and see what the responses are. -a fellow bald man
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Shooting 14% from 3 this season 🔥 🔥 🔥
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
You review cars? Way to prop up the auto accident crisis in America you scum.
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
And the problem with Banana Ball is no one gives a shit/saw it because a man in a panda suit was break dancing against a 6 year old in center field while Gangham Style was playing
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
You sugar coat so much BS from this admin. Can't possibly encourage that with $$$.
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
"This new book might change the world, how might it fare with the voluntarily illiterate?"
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Generations of ancestors would be PISSED if you weren't taking advantage of AC. They didn't toil in the fields in wool clothing for us to suffer voluntarily.
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
They will then consummate their marriage at half court in the marital fuck pit where everyone can bet on draftkings who finishes first.
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Taking the feral dog that let's you pet it to the dog park to play
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
"it's the no criminalS club. We're allowed to have ONE"
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It's so subtle it was hard to tell without clarification
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hey I don't know where else to post this but Savannah Bananas broke my brain last night in NE. I described it as a TikTok algorithm colliding with rec league baseball for 2 hours and it kind of made me appreciate how "boring" regular baseball is for once in my life.
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
You haven't posted since April of 2025?
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
OK but I'm a 38 year old dad recently got new windshield wipers. That shit is pure dopamine during the first rain with em.
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I'm going to root for the team that has a passionate Latino fan base and not the one that the current president is attending home games of and mass deporting Latinos.
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The crowd was so lifeless at the end for a game 7. Just standing there watching. So much for a home court advantage.
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Love him so much you misspell his name. MICHAEL
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Damn, kid only drinks water and still needs her teeth drilled? Bad teeth genetics or what?
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Doing daddy proud!
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This is the Iran War of the NFL
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Hey man, nice shot.
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
More people want to vote, the Trump admin doesn't want them to. That's the headline.
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
That snorkel was just like a snorkel to me!
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Huh, imagine that. The dumbest guy in your class thought of something that was absolutely nothing.
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
It's beyond compare. Imagine ice cube in a zoom meeting for an hour and a half advertising Amazon prime during the apocalypse
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Madden being a ps+ game is wild. Don't know if it's ever happened before.
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
What a cool headline. 2026 is so cool.
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Keanu Reeves is actual ass.
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Wanna do a 2nd take on that?
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Patriots Rams was worse.
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Wouldn't want to hurt the feelings of the ruling pedophilic elite.
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Remember when the football player in your class was the smartest kid? Yeah, me neither.
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Are you going to cover the president being accused of inserting his fingers into young girls and rating their "tightness"?
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The Simpsons "overstaying it's welcome" might be as close to absolute-zero-cold of a take as humanly possibly. It's closing in on 37 seasons and it's widely accepted that like 6 seasons were it's peak.
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Hope the Taliban help. Good luck!
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
His wife has a natural beauty about her. Matches his ghoulish charm
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I work at Google and they shove gemini down our throats non stop. We get the privilege of experiencing what hasn't even been rolled out to the public yet.
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Dude legit looks like former law enforcement
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
My kid's named Owen and he was born the night of the draft after the Browns went 0-16! Total coincidence though. I thought maybe him and Baker would be linked at a cosmic level.
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
You mean the team that was complicit in aiding his perverse desires and tried to help cover it up? Good on them I guess.
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BNO News @bnonews.com · 13/01/2026
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
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BNO News @bnonews.com · 07/01/2026
NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
You know how to improve that putrid offense? Hire the guy who was responsible for it!
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cancer dancer @cancrdancr.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Do you wear the same fingerless gloves and page boy cap every day or do you have a rotation that you go through?
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