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Ex Royal Sigs Spaniel owner.

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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 8h
Unlawful or not, this image of the sweaty nonce will never not exist
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 20h
Fucking 'taters this morning
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Frozen Freezing
ALT: Frozen Freezing
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like Lee Anderson, went from teachers salary to an MP salary of about 85k at the time yet somehow 4 years later had a net worth of 5 million
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok , spaghetti legs back up the stairs , had the same issue with the Rochefort in the city centre the other week, but had a 2 mile walk home, was all over the shop and fell over the doorstep on entry 😬
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That would be me with spaghetti legs all the way home
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The disagreement between the writers didn't help matters one bit.
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A 5 second gander and that was me done with it . Total waste of effort and space.
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Another professional footballer that turns into a fucking cockwomble the moment they get behind the wheel.
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I bought a box of my favourite mince pies this morning Nope don't care its too early
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Qurky Dog Smile
ALT: Qurky Dog Smile
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🤣, this has to be the first Forest Fr1ends where both junk and junk are exposed
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Another batch for the front line
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Evidence on this occasion chloropicrin ? Apologies if this is coming across wrong but unless there is Evidence of CW then screaming CW is irresponsible
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As good as new
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just got blocked by someone because I apparently didn't consider her Psychic medium a chemical weapons expert. 🤣🤣🤣
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think that ship has already sailed by the fashion industry and thier abhorrent attitude.
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck that, might just buy a new one 🤣
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And I stand by my above statement, its not that difficult to understand, if you take any irritant and starting ranting off about CW then we really are fucked.
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck sake all posters in this thread immediately jump on the CW, a harmful substance is probably an irritant , US ICE are probably using worse against the first black dude they can find.
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Always wait until evidence is produced before shouting 'chemical warfare' almost all claims are usually proved negative
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I suppose that is the consequence of owning a Springer 🤣
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bit random 😁
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cunts have clearly never heard of centre of gravity 🤣
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How are you managing that chap, I have a large Ooni griddle in equally shit state
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The plague has not been eradicated, when entering Western Mongolia from Russia there are signs warning of potential risks
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The point when the ghost of a Victorian Pencil is the least offensive cunt in the room is a hard take 😬
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mine was Walk dog Walk dog again on a long one to the pet shop and get my boy some treats Done some gardening but tripped arse over some rubble and now bruised right knee, hip, left hip and shoulder Carried on gardening after a beer 🍺 Fed dog Fed Mrs Campo More beer
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
October the 4th tomorrow, normally in the UK we are getting a fucking battering from the wind and rain, I am going to throw the BBQ on for some baby back ribs 😁
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bloke has done a lot of wanking with that right arm, clearly not getting any.
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You know her too 👍
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If I had the option I would be doing the same
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Musk 🤣, bloke that created the cyberfuck, I have driven a 1989 Nissan Micra over rougher terrain than his bulletproof but not raccoon proof penis extension can handle 🤣🤣🤣
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I kicked this off on the audio book this afternoon when driving the dog to the paddock, he was quiet on the trip which is rather unusual 👏
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Daughter in law is currently 2 years down that road, appears to be a right faff but she is getting there
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Decided it was far less stressful to stand outside cafés cupping their junk, and who could blame them
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... Surely if Manchester city have used these dodgy funds and hidden them from the company accounts when submitting them ,then a criminal investigation must commence
bbc.co.uk
Manchester City guilty: What next, how could relegation work and more key questions
BBC Sport takes a look at the key questions following the guilty verdicts handed down to Manchester City.
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fucking head like a medicine ball, what a girl 😁
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
About fucking somes it up
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am more Ale-mond so I am getting me coat 😬
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... How the fuck has this despicable fucking cunt got away with only 2 and half years, the British Justice system is fucked
bbc.co.uk
Man broke pensioner's back with 'despicable' push in Hebburn
The 78-year-old victim's dementia has spiralled since the unjustifiable attack, a court hears.
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So in real terms Manchester City hid/covered/mislead the equivalent of 87% of a total of £950,000,000 so called sponsorship deals over a 9 year period . It's not like slipping the odd couple of million here and there
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tommo would also be on that list but he is in nick for the next six months for being stabby 🤣
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mrs Campo has hers in the hallway
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Must admit I originally had them down as fly tippers 🤣
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I bet the fucking cockwomble was not expecting 6 months in the nick before trial , this is fucking hilarious
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J. Jonah Jameson: Spiderman Boss Laughs
ALT: J. Jonah Jameson: Spiderman Boss Laughs
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have said it before but her family are failing her by not removing her from public life.
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She would be out of her depth in a fucking egg cup
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Imagine if AI was in charge 😬
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Dave Shackson @djshackson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you are drinking today, raise a glass to Lt Col Stanislav. You are only likely alive and existing because he sensed something was wrong and disobeyed orders.
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I remember reading about this , bloke is a legend 👏
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Campo @campo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gets rid of legal advice once the fundme is full, goes to Portsmouth crown court, pleading guilty . . Its money in the bank
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