Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 18/03/2026can someone come over and help me clean up my cats diarrhea and cook me food and clean my bedsheets and hold me? 001
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 01/03/2026The epic highs and lows of Philadelphia dating (actually there aren’t any highs) 000
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I’m just kidding my exsituationship never calls me. He is super old though. 000
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I call my exsituationship boomerang because hes so old and always hitting me up. Like ok boomer, you rang? 000
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Remembering I can play Elliott smith any time I want from the 200 doll hair speakers I bought off a guy with bleach blonde hair and gauges in Haddonfied New Jersey 000
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Listening to a record and I keep trying to change it with my phone. Computers have ruined me 000
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Getting stoned and burning little bits of my leg hair off= peaceful Accidentally burning myself with the lighter and now it hurts = ow 000
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 10/02/2026picking out my blundstones out from the cubby after yoga class, hope I didn’t grab a changeling 000
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 03/02/2026And to top it all off, one of my reply guys got a girlfriend 000
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 23/01/2026My coworker keeps calling me eclectic, when do I contact HR 000
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Million dollar pussy? You can’t price this pussy. Don’t even think about money when you think of this pussy. This pussy transcends currency 000
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Calling hurricane katrina ‘h.k.’ To confused people at work 000
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 18/01/2026I need SOMEONE to explain the video of the chocolate bar where they move it around an extra piece shows up 000
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Leftist guys are the biggest dogs. Fuck you and your DSA membership 000
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 12/01/2026I despise autofiction. Wym you’re just lying to me? 000
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 07/01/2026they come crawling back after 3 months right RIGHT???? 000
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Ex texting me he’s seeing Marty supreme has gotta be the lowest way of trying to slide back in 020
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 17/12/2025I dreamt I had another room in my apartment with stairs to the roof 000
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I love coming home from a first date, throwing myself on the bed, and crying 000
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Only dusty springfield understands what I’m feeling 010
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025btw my therapist gasped when I told her u said that to me 000
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 05/12/2025the universe giving me heartbreak as punishment for not finishing my graphic memoir 000
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 02/12/2025I’ll be evacuating an airplane water crash on one of those big bouncy slides and still be checking my dating apps 000
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 01/12/2025“Nooo don’t say that about yourself.” Um trust me, me can take it. Me will be fine and me will do anything for the lols. 000
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 01/12/2025DONT SEND ME SCREENSHOTS OF ANY GOOGLE AI SEARCH RESULTS, I’LL END YOU 000
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Less than 5 hours touch down in New Orleans I’m already wine drunk with the girls let’s go 000
Reposted by CamiRyan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 17/10/2025There are too many apps and not enough websites 2584101
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 13/10/2025AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 000
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 06/10/2025they thought they could muzzle me by making twitter problematic. Try again, I’ll never shut up! 000
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 05/10/2025F letterboxd, I don’t have enough storage space on my phone. Anyway watched As Above So Below tonight and it was bad 010
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Need someone to cattle prod me off my phone every couple of hours 000
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 15/09/2025If u have a Freddy Krueger t shirt or other merchandise ur lame sorry 000
Cami @camillusbobillus.bsky.social · 10/06/2025When I write in blue sky I feel like my audience is the rattling tree spirit things in princess monoke 000
