Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I’m often labeled as a misogynist for telling women to smile but what they don’t realize is I’m telling just as many men the same thing. I just think we all need to smile more. 0110
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 19/04/2026It’s so awkward when one of my victims becomes a martyr 0151
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 19/04/2026There should be a device you can attach to your spouse that will automatically initiate divorce proceedings if they break their vows 050
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 19/04/2026All 8 billion people should get matching tattoos known as ‘The Human Tattoo’ 0121
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Didn’t realize this was what they called rail workers 0131
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Something I've learned over the years is you really can't go wrong with politics. Left, Right, Center--they're all good 0181
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 12/12/2025I wonder if anyone in Epstein's circle was ever like, "Hey guys, should we really be taking this many pictures?" 0303
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 23/10/2025I really enjoy the implication of caution tape spattered with blood. It’s like that the cops were called for an initial murder but in the time since they showed up, even more violent acts have occurred near the original crime scene. 422915
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Pretty crazy how good this part of the body feels during sexual intercourse 11623
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 11/10/2025People at my church are starting to get irritated with me because God has been answering all my prayer requests recently and ignoring all of theirs 11767
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 10/10/2025My wife and children are an entire ass vibe 3423
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 10/10/2025What ladies are the best at kissing these days? My buddies and I are looking for some girlfriends 8493
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Sorry, Swifties but being the eldest daughter is a fucking cakewalk compared to being the youngest son. Spending your whole life proving that you’re not just “the baby” is a fate I wouldn’t wish on my worst foe. 080
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Go ahead and keep celebrating, MAGA folks 5567
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Making the city a little more accessible for tall folks 1463
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 29/05/2025It’s kinda crazy being a nerd. Sometimes I’ll just be sitting around minding my own business and then randomly think of something insanely smart 36710
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 29/05/2025It can be rude to ask someone “where are you from?” So I instead opt for “what’s your deal, racewise?” 1512
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 29/05/2025After getting married, what's the courteous amount of time to wait before beginning your first affair? 0110
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Mansions are a great option for folks who don't mind sacrificing a bit of the coziness that comes with more traditional style homes. 0121
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Nothing like a cheeseburger if you’re a hungry American 1181
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 29/05/2025What's the best old folks home? I got a sweet little granny that I urgently need out of my sight. 0200
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 29/05/2025You’re a comedian, actor, and a writer? How do you juggle all that? 090
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Me: Soo… any pregnancies lately? My Wife: Just our forthcoming daughter Me: oh yes, of course. That should be nice 1674
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 23/04/2025I bet some insane shit happens on peninsulas...Imagine having an island mindset without having to contend with the responsibilities of geographic isolation. That, my friend, is a recipe for a reckless culture if i've ever seen one. 47613
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 22/03/2025We used to have Johnny Cash, now the closest thing we have is country recording star Jimmy Credit. We used to have Steve Jobs. Now? Tech entrepreneur Stellan Gigs. We used to have Bob Hope but our biggest comedian these days: Bill Cope. 0200
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Snobs have exquisite taste, I just wish they didn't have to be so rude about it 0231
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Can someone let me know when "manic pixie dream girls" give up the schtick and become sturdy, reliable women? 0100
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Might have been useful to hold up a "This is Normal" sign at some point during Biden's presidency to establish a baseline. 0340
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 22/02/2025(Giving house tour) And this, of course, is my bedroom. There’s no getting around it, this is where the majority of my sexual liaisons take place. You’re welcome to let your imagination run wild with what sort of lewd acts have taken place here, maybe in the very spot you stand. 0290
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Do I have any republican followers who are intellectually curious and want to learn about wokeness? I promise it’s not as scary as some may lead you to believe 😉 0191
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 22/02/2025(eating ortolan at fancy restaurant) yeah, this needs a little more flavor... do you have any super unethical sauce i can use? 070
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Asking my abductors if they can drop me off at home when they’re done kidnapping me 0110
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 19/02/2025If my children are never accused of being nepo babies, I’ll know I’ve failed 090
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 07/02/2025(Picking my nose in front of my friend) Oh how rude of me. You want in on this? 0140
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Theoretical bakers have identified the largest known dozen. Were the number to be written out, the digits would fill 40,000 pages and would be followed by the word dozen 0152
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Trying to turn my foodie friend onto beverages. He’s not convinced 0162
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Me: (kissing my wife as I leave for work) Ok, let me know if you cheat on me Her: ok! You too Me: sure thing, boo 0121
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Looking for some cooking hacks that will yield more food. My recent meals have all been coming out scant 10241
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Marriage has been a great way to connect with my wife 0494
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 07/02/2025My Buddy: What do you call 1000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean? Me: (looking over my shoulder seeing my crush who’s an attorney is nearby) I don’t know man, sounds like a horrible, sadistic fucking tragedy to me 0140
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 07/02/2025People who have family-owned businesses are like, “i have an important business trip tomorrow—I’m going to granny’s” 0111
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Don’t fall for scams. That’s how they get ya 0291
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 13/01/2025No man, you're a great addition to conversations! You get the obvious jokes out of the way so the rest of us can really cook 0131
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Guys with flaxen hair could learn a thing or two from guys with ashen hair 090
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 01/01/2025I guess I haven’t been scrubbing properly all these years. Found a little afterbirth behind my ear this morning 0110
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 01/01/2025At the 1965 Newport Folk festival, Dylan changed the face of music forever when he pulled out a specially rigged Stratocaster that was wired to send lethal doses of voltage into a living elephant in a horrifying demonstration of the power of the electric guitar 1131
Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Hahaha, I keep writing 2025 on all my checks instead of post-dating them for next year as is my normal practice 060
