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Camdar @camdar.io · 23/09/2026

"hmm let me check in on puzzle and dragons" > 420,000 hp > two 82% shields i remember when 60,000 hp (really, 15,000 hp + two 50% shields) was the gold standard

A comment on /r/puzzleanddragons describing the stat requirements for a modern dungeon. The text reads

"This dungeon is asking you to bring one or both, as long as you bring a delay skill for Floor 3 and don't break both parts too early. you can skip both enrage hits.

You need something silly like 420,000 hp on two 82% shields to get through fully (without a looping shield, could knock that even further down with a 35% looping shield). As it's not too mechanic heavy, you should be able to fit more in the team for survivability."

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Camdar @camdar.io · 19/09/2026

i mean... is he?

LinkedIn: barack obama, president of the united states of america, is popular in your network

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Camdar @camdar.io · 06/09/2026

i think i'm finally willing to accept that pokemon is a parody of itself

A reddit ad with bold text, "ARMORED MEWTWO RETURNS". The promo image looks more fake than most illegal pokemon ripoffs, despite being for the actual pokemon go

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Camdar @camdar.io · 24/08/2026

this is the only one i got that isn't literally a copy-paste of my pinned tweet

Search: "Tweet like TheCamdar"

"when walking into the computer lab at 2:15 this morning I saw an incoming PhD student trying to implement a dependent type checker from scratch using a shell script which is just a total mood godspeed, fresh grads"

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Camdar @camdar.io · 08/08/2026

no seriously why is this track such a banger

me, on discord:
I've been vibing to the ff14 omega theme and im like
i have enough mobile games already
*but...*
(link to the monster hunter wilds upload of eScape)

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Camdar @camdar.io · 03/08/2026

my man is nothing if not persistent

Pete Biasco is a very persistent recruiter, having sent AI-generated emails beginning with "Hi Cameron" every few weeks.

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Camdar @camdar.io · 03/08/2026

getting my fight-or-flight activated first thing monday morning.....

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Camdar @camdar.io · 30/07/2026

no seriously why do they think this

Hi Cameron,

I’m following up on my previous note to see if you’ve had a chance to explore Alignerr. Given your background at OpenAI, DeepMind, and Anthropic, your expertise would be particularly well-suited for the complex code evaluation and agentic AI projects we're currently scaling.

(POSTER'S NOTE: I have never worked for any of the listed companies)

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Camdar @camdar.io · 25/06/2026

reaching new levels of agent trolling

If anyone wants to prevent LLM contributions, it seems like symlinking CLAUDE.md to /dev/urandom might do the trick: by default, claude code unconditionally reads CLAUDE.md if it is present in the repository root. The reading function checks if the files to load are block devices among a few other things, but does not mind at all if they are symlinks in general, including directory traversal to anywhere.

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Camdar @camdar.io · 06/06/2026

market price guacamole...?

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Camdar @camdar.io · 19/05/2026

me: I wonder why it's taking so long

Many lines of

[EGraph.scala:235:60] Debug: added 107630 entries

with a lot of entries

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Camdar @camdar.io · 19/05/2026

added a super basic compaction pass to my egraph and uh

[EGraph.scala:119:27] Info: rebuilding
[EGraph.scala:126:50] Debug: nodes in graph: 4183
[EGraph.scala:126:50] Debug: nodes in graph: 4685
[EGraph.scala:126:50] Debug: nodes in graph: 4988
[EGraph.scala:126:50] Debug: nodes in graph: 5015
[EGraph.scala:130:48] Debug: nodes in graph: 623
[EGraph.scala:132:25] Info: rebuilt!

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Camdar @camdar.io · 27/03/2026

i understand why this happens but this might be one of the biggest footgun searches i've ever seen

Search: "Scalacheck"
First result: scalacheck 1.5 published 17 years ago
Second result: scalacheck 1.19.0 published 6 months ago

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Camdar @camdar.io · 26/03/2026

overseen on the Scala meta discussion (this is actually a very reasonable thing to say in-context but it did tickle me in just the right way)

The other magic I demand of null is that I can throw it.

```
scala-cli repl --server=false -S 3.8.2
Welcome to Scala 3.8.2 (25, Java OpenJDK 64-Bit Server VM).
Type in expressions for evaluation. Or try :help.

scala> throw null
java.lang.NullPointerException: Cannot throw exception because "null" is null
... 32 elided
```

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Camdar @camdar.io · 24/03/2026

this is an out-of-the-box sbt project

an automated build server attempting to parse an http content header as input

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Camdar @camdar.io · 20/03/2026

turns out you can just buy magsafe adapter rings

a ZSA ergodox EZ keyboard tented to a more extreme angle using a cell phone stand

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Camdar @camdar.io · 16/03/2026

tenting saga part two: two ipad stands for an ergodox ez this works... less well. The angle is a little too extreme for me and it's kind of too tall. Also a bit flimsy (that was to be expected; I would have glued it if it was good).