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"Let me guess... this whole 'not being able to walk in sunlight' thing is fake?" He'd ask. It was night, so he didn't quite know. "Or at least the being afraid of garlic has to be fake news. I never understood that one."

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 8h

"That would decrease the damage done a little bit..." He went to put the plastic jug away again, far from where it could fall on the floor.

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 8h

"How about all three?" He smirked, looking at her body once more. He wasn't going to hide that he liked it.

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 19h

"Which makes sense. So tell me, what would you like to know?"

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 19h

He gasped and quickly snatched the jug before it could open. He did not want to have the effects of whatever was in there to take effect. "If this hits the ground, the whole cottage will smell like rotten eggs for at least 24 hours!" He carefully opened the cabinet and put it back.

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 19h

"Mhm. So, want to get a bit more acquainted or am I being too direct?"

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 19h

"Yeah, unless you get thirsty and use me as your personal blood bag!" He shuddered, but carefully took a step towards her. "I don't want to be weird or anything, I'm just... unfamiliar with real vampires. I know most information from TV shows." He never thought he'd meet a real one.

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 19h

"Show them to me." He crossed his arms, looking at her. "I showed you science, now you show me your wings."

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 20h

"Woah, woah! You can't just drink that! Who knows what will happen? Your skin could turn purple or you could sprout a tail and horns!" Calvin was panicking now. And he bumped into a glass vial, which shattered on the ground.

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 20h

"And how do I change that 'maybe' in a 'yes'?"

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 20h

"Forever twenty-two? What are you, like, a vampire or something?" He laughed. Then, he blinked. "Hold on." He stood up and took a few steps back, understanding what situation he found himself in now. "You ARE a vampire, right?" Oh, no, no, no! This wasn't good.

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 20h

"We shouldn't do that again. And we should DEFINITELY not summon demons, thank you very much." Calvin shook his head. What was up with this person?

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 20h

He's trying to make something fun happen, but so far it's just two different liquids mixing with one another. Nothing happens. "Maybe if I add some of this..." Calvin said, taking a third vial and adding the liquid to the others. BOOM 💥 "Okay, that wasn't a good idea!"

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 21h

Yeah, that's hot. He's trying not to be turned on, but failing miserably.

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 22h

"I came to a corrupt city?" Calvin groaned in annoyance. As Felicia was about to leave, he called out to her. "Wait! Any chance I can help you out?"

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

He chuckled. "And what's the deal with you, by the way? Are you into geeks or not?"

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"You could say that. I prefer the term 'geek'."

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"Doing scientific research in the area. And I love seeing new places."

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

He was definitely checking her out. "Nice to meet you too, Felicia. What are you doing here?" He'd decide to ask first.

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"Looking real good, miss!" He said, walking past. "Oops. I should probably introduce myself. Calvin Steiner, scientist extraordinaire." There was nothing special about him, he just liked how 'extraordinaire' sounded.

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𝘍𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘺 @queen-of-thieves.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“𝘉𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘙𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘦 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘧.”

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Calvin blinked. He couldn't believe that this woman was the one who saved him. "Once again, thank you, Felicia. I'm Calvin Steiner, I'm a scientist. I was on a trip to this city because I wanted to learn more about it."

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"That's definitely okay. It's going to be part of your job anyway." He chuckled.

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

- - a glass for Roxanne and giving it to her. He popped the can open and lifted it into the air. "To...an interesting encounter?" He asked, clinking the can with the glass.

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"Twenty-five! What about you?" Calvin called out as he returned with a bottle of red wine and a glass for her. He also brought a can of ice tea with him, for himself. "I don't really drink a lot of alcohol, so I hope you don't mind me drinking something else?" He said, pouring - -

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

{We will continue this in the DMs, like you requested.}

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"I don't mind getting kinky." Calvin, that was a joke. Geez, learn to interpret jokes. The young scientist walked into the small kitchen space and called out: "What would you like to have?"

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Calvin ran out of the alleyway, hoping to actually see who saved him so that he could properly thank her.

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Calvin's cheeks heat up at the mention of fulfilling some of his fantasies. "Are you being serious right now? Because I would actually love to try some things!" He's gotta know what it's like with a spawn of the devil.

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

- - a TV, though he hasn't been using it often lately. "I'm a physicist and a biologist. I like a bit of both and decided to study each of these subjects. Would you like something to drink?"

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

- - And when it came to vampires, he only knew of certain stories he had read. Oh, and The Vampire Diaries, which he was still actively watching. He guided her into his living area. It was a cozy space with two couches, a bookshelf, a living room table and an unlit fireplace. There was also - -

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

{Yup. The potato sounds very accurate. 🤣} Calvin guided Roxanne inside and carefully shut the door behind him. He hadn't actually encountered many supernatural beings before - nor was he aware of Roxanne being one - so it was difficult for him to know what to be prepared for. - -

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

- - He grabbed a lab coat and safety goggles. It was never a bad idea to be safe. He slowly grabbed a few vials and began to mix liquids together. He was counting the drops and working very precisely.

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Make myself invisible?" Those standards were set very high. Calvin wasn't quite sure he would be able to match them. He walked over to the chemistry station inside the lab. "I guess I could do a bit of experimenting, like I usually do when I don't know what to create." - -

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

She's absolutely stunning and adorable. As a scientist, Calvin is always intrigued by new forms. He carefully steps closer, wondering what this experience would be like.

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Calvin was just...naive at some points. He saw a pretty lady? He'd invite them to his place. Pretty foolish, actually. He walked over to his cottage and unlocked the door. "By all means, come on in."

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

- - was located. He typed a code into the panel next to the door.

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"An electric table cloth. That's a special one." He hadn't heard that story before. People made some wicked technologies and he loved hearing about that. "I can show you how I do my science." He walked over to the back of his cottage, where a large metal door to the science lab - -

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"A scientist should always prove his point. Here's the evidence." He pulls his pants down, revealing a thick, stiff length with heavy balls underneath.

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"I don't need to be your type if my dick's big enough, right?" He chuckles confidently.

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Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody) @calvinsscience.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

He's just going to drop his pants in front of her and see what happens. She can slurp on them as long as she wants.

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