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@calthemyrmidon.bsky.social
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A wandering swordsman. He/Him | 32 | 18+ Come find me on twitch.tv/CalumSwords

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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My discover feed is like 90% cat pictures by volume. I'm right where I want to be.
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okay, but what if #ResidentEvil did the whole set up with the delivery to Racoon City General... And then Bryan just said no, went home, and the movie was a 120 minute conversation about abortion?
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🎃 Hyaween 🎃 🔜 FURPOC @ohboyitshya.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh wow there's a LOT of mabo art i never put up here. go my carousel of mabos. feat @maplebunbunny.bsky.social
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I really wanna play Sniper Elite 2 today. Not sure why. Any ideas?
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Metroid Fusion is still one of the scariest games from my childhood. And based on vibes alone, I'm genuinely excited for Ravenous.
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mary @roughrider994.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Cat Checking In: Are You Doing OK Today?
ALT: Cat Checking In: Are You Doing OK Today?
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MapleBun 🐰🥞🧁 @maplebunbunny.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Lunch for today~
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So I fucked up my OTHER thumb, also while gardening. I'm beginning to think someone doesn't want me to enjoy my green beans.
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So I hear they're making Twitter 2. If the migrations to Threads and Bluesky is any indication, it will be a 'dead platform' in... Three months?
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Go home, Shlemp. You're drunk.
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Uh hey, since the theme of the season is 80yo icons kicking it... I have a request...
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MapleBun 🐰🥞🧁 @maplebunbunny.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I forgot to cross post again-BUT! Big BIG stuff happened on stream today~ ⋆˙⟡ ⋆~TADA~⊹₊⟡ ⋆ Introducing the Maple 2.0 model! Credit to @mutagenmutt.bsky.social for the beautiful model art! Guppy has also said "if you want to see feet, not for free." for those that are wondering about the legs.
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SplitBone🔞 [COMMS OPEN] @doomsdaydoge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Made my v2 png tuber
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My true form has finally been revealed! My 2.0 PNG, Devil Hunter Cal is here! Big thanks to @mutagenmutt.bsky.social for the stellar art work!
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'm tired of the agenda bros and their absolute room temperature takes so... What's a non-shonen you'd recommend to someone who has never watched anime before?
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Yo, Taro milk tea is like, everything.
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Been reading Kagurabachi. He's literally me.
Manga panel of a man whose only emotional need is "Thirst for sword fighting."
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Almost declawed myself with a garden trowel yesterday. How long am I allowed to bitch about it?
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
You ever had a dream where you were learning to ride a horse but it was actually a dog but you were actually at taco bell eating a huge fucking burrito? Yeah me neither...
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Coffee.
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Mac and Cheese using any noodle other than Macaroni pisses me off on principle... But cavatappi is just better.
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MapleBun 🐰🥞🧁 @maplebunbunny.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@mutagenmutt.bsky.social has been avoiding the Hat Man and the Hat Man second location-ed them, @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social, and myself as payback- www.twitch.tv/maplebunbunny #Twitch #Streamer #EscapeTheBackrooms #ThePetShop #MapleBunBunny
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(18+) Guppy has been avoiding the Hat Man and the Hat Man second location-ed us as payback- w/ @calumswords & @gunpuppy | Streaming escape the backrooms.
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
So it wasn't Marshall. It actually was the gun shield. We all got played so hard, it was right in front of us.
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MapleBun 🐰🥞🧁 @maplebunbunny.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ah-! I was so caught up with the events of the day that I forgot to mention that today is the 1 year anniversary of The Pet Shop! 🎂🎉🍾🎊 Happy anniversary, @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social & @mutagenmutt.bsky.social! ❤️ #Streamaversary #HappyOneYear #GunPuppy #CalumSwords #MapleBunBunny #ThePetShop
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Remember when businesses had to compete for who could offer the best product instead of who could sell you the least shitty?
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I've gotten maybe a combined 15 hours of sleep in the past three days. Will I again stay up way too late tonight killing my friends in Dead by Daylight? Absolutely.
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Lariska Roodaka @lariskaroodaka.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
your HUBRIS (pov @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social) also with @maplebunbunny.bsky.social y.social @mutagenmutt.bsky.social sky.social @dr_mayday, thanks for having me!! #deadbydaylight #dbd #deadbydaylightfunnymoments #twitch #dbdshorts youtube.com/shorts/tiytM...
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MapleBun 🐰🥞🧁 @maplebunbunny.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
CAPCOMATHON!~ Is... BACK ON REGULAR SCHEDULE! YIPPEE~ Come watch me play while my friends @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social and @mutagenmutt.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/maplebunbunny
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MapleBunBunny - Twitch
(18+) CAPCOMATHON!~ Is... BACK ON REGULAR SCHEDULE! YIPPEE~ @calumswords & @gunpuppy
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
This is unsurprising. Top 0.8% #SleepToken listeners, babyyyyy!
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I forget this account exists. Here's some #fanart I did for @maplebunbunny.bsky.social. Still trying to improve.
A bunny girl in a red dress, holding a sword
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Pesto Orecchiette w/ Pancetta and Broccolini. A household favorite.
A bowl of pesto pasta.
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Reverse seared ribeye, roasted golden potatoes and broccoli, with a garlic chive sauce. #cooking
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Trying to get better at drawing so made some fanart for @ticobe.bsky.social while I watched them attempt to run a candy store.
Cute little devil dog boy whisks a bowl of purple. He’s covered in flour.
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Drowning soup dumplings in Sriracha is practically a hobby.
A plate of soup dumplings covered in Sriracha hot sauce
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Kainoh @cainomura.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
a cat drawing!
A black cat holding a zweihander, a large two-handed sword.
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
When you get oil and vinegar on a sandwich, and the whole thing just tastes... Like vinegar.
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
An American classic. Spaghetti with meat sauce, Caesar salad, & garlic bread! A favorite in my house.
A plate of spaghetti with red sauce, Caesar salad, and garlic bread.
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Bluesky likes mutual lists so I figured I'd make one. Swords Cooking Anime & Manga Artistry Adventure Space Motorcycles Warhammer 40k Dungeons & Dragons Friendslop Final Fantasy Dark Souls Monster Hunter I stream on twitch too!
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
An absolute masterstroke by Nintendo, patenting game mechanics that are so vague and potentially damaging to indie devs, then immediately releasing teasers for stuff we're all hungry for. Top tier manipulation. Love it. Bravo.
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I hit Twitch affiliate this week. So I guess I'm actually a streamer now. Gonna actually have to start using this. Hi Bluesky!
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Cal @calthemyrmidon.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
A butterfly has landed on the edge of my blade.
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