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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The world may be in a funk, but there’s always Jeff, fast asleep with one ear akilter.

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This is not the normal Jeff-running video. Since losing my voice last week, I had to retrain his recall to be non-verbal - coming to open arms instead of the usual shout-out. 5 voice-free days and he’d nailed it. So he is now a full Disney character and must live forever.

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

TOUR TICKETS & BOOKS at: callybeaton.com/live/ EPSOM 6 Oct *SELLING FAST* BRISTOL 11 Oct *LAST TIX* HEMEL HEMPSTEAD 16 Oct *SOLD OUT* CRANLEIGH 17 Oct *SELLING FAST* LONDON 20 Oct *LAST TIX* HASTINGS 21 Oct BANBURY 23 Oct WORCESTER 30 Oct DARTMOUTH 7 Nov TEIGNMOUTH 18 Nov SWANAGE 10 Dec

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If you are in Epsom, know anyone in Epsom, have ever been to Epsom, would like to go to Epsom, or are within a few hours, or even days, drive of Epsom, you may want to take a look at this.

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

More Dutch sayings, with love from… my bed.

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’m very sorry, Stamford and Hornchurch, but I’m proper poorly so have had to cancel this weekend’s shows. You’ll be getting a full refund and/or ticket exchange so you won’t be out of pocket. The plan is to be back in time for Epsom on Tues 6th - like an X-(wo)Man - stronger and funnier than ever!

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

To celebrate Dad turning 83 today, here he is with puppy Jeff. (Dad’s not changed a bit in those 4 years; Jeff is ageing less gracefully.) Happy Birthday, my dad.

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s been quite a week, culminating in the ill I thought was fighting off still making me ill. But I did get to spend time at sea with beloved dad & beloved dog (who are also much beloved of each other). Will keep looking at this & pretending my throat doesn’t feel like someone’s got a sander to it.

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A happy and a sad night - leaving 20 years of Cornish living behind for a bit. Kids crabbing, dogs swimming, books being written and now a new chapter begins. Thank you for being in our heart and soul, you beautiful county.

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hold them close, fellow mammas; it’s all gone in the blink of an eye. I hope I’m lucky enough to know my girl when she’s my age. I’ll remind her of the time we’d been shopping for 5 hours in a heatwave and I said I needed to sit down a minute with a hot flush. And she told me it was all in my head.

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you’re stuck in an office this Monday afternoon, I’m sorry. We’re v busy too.

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

First time I’ve seen my two books together in the wild! Ok, one out in the wild, one not just yet but it’s happening. A Woman’s Guide to Mansplaining - for any woman who’s ever been mansplained (so, any woman). And/or the most passive aggressive gift ever. Pre-order here: linktr.ee/AWomansGuide...

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The Dutch officially taking the shame out of women’s anatomy (and other fun linguistic facts you didn’t know you needed).

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

For anyone whose face/personality takes a little longer to wake up each day, as the years roll by…

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Last tickets for Aylesbury this coming Saturday 26th September - 10 miles away from where I was born! So if you don’t like me, blame Aylesbury (or more specifically, Swanbourne). callybeaton.com/live/ @aylesburywaterside.bsky.social

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

In a world that’s going to sh*t, it’s the little things in life that can make us happy. My favourite mansplain hack…

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I worked for MTV in the 90s, agencies in the 00s, Film & TV in the 2010s. In the 2020s, I am measuring out collagen powder on a smooth, non-porous surface on a Tuesday night. Menopause’s Walter White.

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Dachshunds don’t do stairs. That’s what Dutch bicycle ramps are for.

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

More Dutch sayings, from Amsterdam with love. (En een cameo van Jeff 🐾 )

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

What midlife women are thinking when they let themselves go. We haven’t stopped caring; we’ve stopped caring what you think. Love from Gen X women everywhere.

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

My London > Amsterdam road trips would be a lot less fun without my chauffeur.

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Jo Caulfield @jocaulfield.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

F*ck, am I glad I’m menopausal and single.

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Jeff - wind in his sails, joy in his soul, ready to take off with his little Dumbo ears.

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

HEMEL HEMPSTEAD 14 Sept AYLESBURY 26 Sept STAMFORD 3 Oct HORNCHURCH 4 Oct EPSOM 6 Oct BRISTOL 11 Oct HEMEL HEMPSTEAD 16 Oct CRANLEIGH 17 Oct LONDON 20 Oct HASTINGS 21 Oct BANBURY 23 Oct WORCESTER 30 Oct DARTMOUTH 7 Nov TEIGNMOUTH 18 Nov SWANAGE 10 Dec callybeaton.com/live/

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Back on tour from tomorrow - getting back into it after a break is a tad nerve-wracking. But this is my favourite ever show by far & I’ll be very sad to be laying it to rest at the end of the year. It’s being filmed in London on 20th October - handful of tix left. Others selling fast! See you there?

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Jeff! How to lose 20 years, two degrees and a Doctorate in Philosophy in two hours.

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

One of the earliest examples of mansplaining: the 16th century fight of the clitoris. You’re welcome.

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Anyone who has ever complained about London Underground, complain no more.

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Jo Caulfield @jocaulfield.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Right, I’m going to shut up about it because I’ve just hit £5,000. THANK YOU SO MUCH 💚❤️💚❤️

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I’m a Gen X woman. I’ve ridden motorbikes, jumped out of planes, run companies, survived the pre-MeToo era, birthed/raised two humans. Yet never in 57 years have I managed to put in my toast for just a bit longer because it’s not quite done enough and not burn the F out of it.

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

More Dutch sayings I love - from cows to willies (with a cameo from Jeff 🐾 ).

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Donating blood doesn’t make you good at selfies but one pint can save up to three lives - and it’s the quickest way I know to yummy free snacks, a nice lie-down and a big old dose of smug. What could be nicer than that? Find out more here: www.blood.co.uk

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Peggy and Jeff. Let’s all be them, instead of us.

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Gloria Steinem - who despite all she stood for and achieved, her tireless support of womankind and humanity, had a lifetime fielding questions about her sexuality and whether she regretted not having kids. May it be the longest time before we lose anymore beloved female icons. Go well, Gloria.

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If anyone needs someone to confidently address some wine glasses, I’m your gal.

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

*OK, just some random bloke in suit; aren’t I hilarious.

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Leaving an event at the Houses of Parliament last night - me and Andy Burnham* last to leave the building.

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