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Rory 🏳️‍🌈

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The stodgiest taxidermist you’ll ever meet

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Rory 🏳️‍🌈 @callmerory.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
A hate crime
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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 09/04/2025
Good morning
Title scroll from Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999, George Lucas). Yellow text blazes across a starry expanse: 

Episode I
THE PHANTOM MENACE

Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star
systems is in dispute.
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Rory 🏳️‍🌈 @callmerory.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Do we have to go back to work tomorrow?
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Rory 🏳️‍🌈 @callmerory.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Curious who the hell decided “Happy Monday” was an acceptable greeting, cause I’d like a word…
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Rory 🏳️‍🌈 @callmerory.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
This has and will always be a Parker Posey appreciation account. Now go watch the original Tales of the City!
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Rory 🏳️‍🌈 @callmerory.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I have some complaints
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Rory 🏳️‍🌈 @callmerory.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Didn’t expect to add “getting hit in the head with a dumbbell” to my list of Barry’s Bootcamp achievements, but here we are 🤕
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Rory 🏳️‍🌈 @callmerory.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Just realized Bean hadn’t made her debut on here 😱
A white and brown Shih Tzu in a red sweatshirt
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Rory 🏳️‍🌈 @callmerory.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
It’s a good thing I work from home cause I forgot to turn the dryer on and it’s full of all my warm socks
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Rory 🏳️‍🌈 @callmerory.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
My 40th birthday is 14 months from today AND falls on Friday the 13th. Guess I should plan a blowout?
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Rory 🏳️‍🌈 @callmerory.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Think it’s time to watch one of the best Christmas movies #moonstruck
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a woman with curly hair is looking at another woman and saying snap out of it .
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
The problem isn’t government waste. The problem is that billionaires don’t pay taxes.
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Rory 🏳️‍🌈 @callmerory.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Happy thanksgiving 🦃
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Rory 🏳️‍🌈 @callmerory.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I’m not a workaholic. I’m not a workaholic. I’m not a workaholic. 🫠
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Rory 🏳️‍🌈 @callmerory.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I think about this more often than I’d care to admit
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Rory 🏳️‍🌈 @callmerory.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Post a gif of your comfort show
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an elderly woman is talking on a phone and says no , no , i will not have a nice day
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Rory 🏳️‍🌈 @callmerory.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Did my first Barry’s class since my surgery and now I’d like to sleep for a week
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WOW Presents Plus @wowpresentsplus.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Who made this? Ahahaha
Meme with side by side pictures of Marco Rubio and RFK, Jr, labeled “Marco” and “Polio.”
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Rory 🏳️‍🌈 @callmerory.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Really really need another season of Dead Boy Detectives
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Rory 🏳️‍🌈 @callmerory.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Anyone have a time machine so I can stop my famine-stricken Irish ancestors from coming to the US?
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a man in a black jacket is standing in the desert and says `` hello '' .
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Rory 🏳️‍🌈 @callmerory.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
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a cartoon of a man pointing at the words precisely
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Rory 🏳️‍🌈 @callmerory.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Currently disassociating into the Apple TV screensaver
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Rory 🏳️‍🌈 @callmerory.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Haircut day
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