Paddy @callmepaddy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Almost into November and have successfully not turned on the heat. Comfy 64°F in the apartment 040
Paddy @callmepaddy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025I also love telling people I’m somewhere I’m not, but I will get many messages saying “How’s Nantucket?” 140
Paddy @callmepaddy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Philly is more fun than Boston simply because they have happy hour 140
Paddy @callmepaddy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Telling my doctor I need a Septoplasty because I breathe too loud when I’m sucking dick 180
Paddy @callmepaddy.bsky.social · 11/05/2024Got high with and fucked by a very hot friend. Calling it edible rearrangements. *crowd boos* 3170
Paddy @callmepaddy.bsky.social · 17/03/2024Hey! Paddy here. Just here to tell you if you’re celebrating Irish heritage and not supporting a ceasefire and end to genocide then you’re not really Irish. You can j*mp off a bridge 0120
Paddy @callmepaddy.bsky.social · 06/02/2024Grindr’s doing some probably questionable coding to help with message backups so I now have a huge backlog of notifications. I see it and I’m like “oh wow I’m so popular,” but in reality I’m sure it’s just all the messages I’ve ignored over the years… 150
Paddy @callmepaddy.bsky.social · 01/02/2024Let’s see you at 21 (If you knew me from my old tumblr days, keep that to yourself) 4250
Paddy @callmepaddy.bsky.social · 28/01/2024The Meal // The Chef I’m on such a high after making Japanese curry for my friends 2100
Paddy @callmepaddy.bsky.social · 16/01/2024Any crocheters out there? Where’d/how’d you learn? I can’t even stitch a consistent chain to save my life 😮💨 240
Paddy @callmepaddy.bsky.social · 11/01/2024I was wondering why I was so horny this morning. I swear there’s a correlation. 2101
Paddy @callmepaddy.bsky.social · 09/01/2024🚫no cheating ‼️quote post your last saved picture of YOURSELF without context‼️ 2320
Reposted by PaddyPaddy @callmepaddy.bsky.social · 02/11/2023I got a new shower curtain isn’t it cute? 2882
Paddy @callmepaddy.bsky.social · 28/12/2023Was starting to think I no longer understood English (my first and only language) 140
Paddy @callmepaddy.bsky.social · 26/12/2023Post a 5-star album and choose 5 people to do the same! As many of you know, I could talk about this album for hours @silencingtrees.bsky.social @baagels.bsky.social @liammarsters.bsky.social @thetigerspot.bsky.social @mattsego.bsky.social 180
Paddy @callmepaddy.bsky.social · 25/12/2023Realizing that wine is absolutely ruining my stomach which SUCKS when a good majority of your friends work in the industry and regularly feed you nice bottles 😭 150
Paddy @callmepaddy.bsky.social · 18/12/2023Maybe it’s time to make an alt… this is getting too spicy 4160
Paddy @callmepaddy.bsky.social · 17/12/2023Maybe I’ll post hole at 500. I’m in a fun and silly mood 280
Paddy @callmepaddy.bsky.social · 15/12/2023I was talking to my new neighbor and he mentioned how absurd billionaires are so I suggested we build a g*illotine in the back garden for them and he said “I don’t see how k*lling them will solve anything.” :( 160
