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Murder Mitten Mami

@callmemsparker.bsky.social
2.1K followers 1.2K following 1.2K posts

Problematic. Tokophobic. Peniaphobic. Mars Native. #SkyMaid #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 ♋️ College Park, GA 📍#DetroitMade #BetterMade

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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Kelly Kapowski's Hey Wave
ALT: Kelly Kapowski's Hey Wave
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Someone catch me up on some BlueSky drama. Aint been on here in like 4 months. Last scandal I remember was that girl every one found out was a catfish so we all had to take pictures with kitchen utensils to prove we were real lol
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My lil young bitch love tequila, dick and hookah
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Shouldn’t live so far
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I got a cervical epidural steroid and my throat has been sore for a week now
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Come scoop me
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hi big daddy
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m back bitches
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Surprised Raccoon in Dumpster
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La Bodega Baddie 🇵🇷 @zeenthecity.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Are you even alive if you’re not standing on furniture?
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Big mama
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Raw dogging the gym with no headphones is crazy but here I am
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Married 7 times is crazy
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Whyyyyyy
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Ahhhh
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
wtf be happening?????! I have so many questions
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I hate everything
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Yea lmao you can touch it
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
That’s why I won’t do it lol my rate too good
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I need you to go half 🌚
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I need to schedule my BBL
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Now we wait….
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Go away from me with this Apollo
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Domi Reversi yniT @tinytinitine.blacksky.app · 21/08/2025
My BFF had this saying “You not ugly you just broke”
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Cosmetic surgery is addictive. I used to judge people, now I realize I was just poor.
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
We normally had fried chicken and spaghetti but I don’t see anything wrong with fish either.
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The Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 19/08/2025
Catfish and spaghetti been tearing social media harmony apart for over 8 years now
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Went to the gym, now I feel awful.
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Written by Uju ✍🏽 @writtenbyuju.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I need a FWB
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
wtf be happening????? I’m so lost
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Somebody is always getting friggin fired at my job. This shit is causing me anxiety 😵‍💫
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I hate how long it takes to cook things. I don’t even be hungry no more by the time I done.
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Pretty Ass Ni ✨ 10/04 🤎 @allthingsaniyah.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
A fool.
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I be outside a little too much.
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I really cannot see myself leaving the house today.
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
You can text me whenever after you get my number, but you better had been memorable. If I have to ask “where do I know you from?” Then I agree that I will not respond lol
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Pennywise’s Donk @inayahb.blacksky.app · 16/08/2025
The way I need to be put through a wall
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a man in a sweater is holding his head in pain .
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Six @sixdos.blacksky.app · 16/08/2025
See!
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I took a nap so I could go out tonight, and I still need another nap 🥲 Auntie not built for this no more
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
What’s the difference between a 4.0 and a 4.6???
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Xae ❤️ @veryghetto.blacksky.app · 16/08/2025
Ion think she did a bad job on the song tho, she had some fire lines, flow was decent, but i see why some of my moots giving it mixed reviews, but i fw it.
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I have some news for you…..
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Come and get a super plate
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𝓶𝓮𝓻𝓬𝔂 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓻 🎀✨️ @mamamercy.blacksky.app · 16/08/2025
So fun not so fun fact about ME: I don’t think anyone ever thinks about/misses me so I GENUINELY be shocked when someone tells me they miss me or will randomly reach out to me & say they were thinking of me.
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I do not like being around a certain age group of women. They be too energetic and doing the most lol Like bro, just let me enjoy my drink in peace.
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Rasheed’s got bags, her husband’s a girl
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I am not having a good time
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Murder Mitten Mami @callmemsparker.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Meh, I’m still learning and I had to sleep on them, they ok.
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