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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They're calling it the TMNT No. 1 of its generation! They're calling it the next DreamWorks animated feature! ...alright FINE, it's me. I'm "they". But "they" aren't wrong, either! ALLEYCAT 2.0! Get your copy HERE: indyplanet.com/alleycat-20-1

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Alleycat 2.0 #1 - IndyPlanet

Gregory M. Guity, Kent Clark Standard Comic Black & White Page Count: 28 Under the tutelage of the original, Felix Thomas is the second to become the legendary Alleycat of Nebelung Bay City. But, is...

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

So basically at Woodstock Jimi Hendrix set the record for most opening acts, yeah?

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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

This Supreme Court & all it's terrible decisions, from gutting Roe v. Wade to gutting the Voting Rights Act, has been brought to you by Bernie Sanders, Briahna Joy Gray, Jill Stein, & every last "Bernie Bro" who refused to vote for HRC in 2016. All this, and so much more, is on your hands.

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Fleet @fleetadmiralj.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

If anti-establishment is "supporting guy who likes nazi podcasts, got a nazi tattoo, says he loved going to war to kill people, and women should stop complaining" then please, give me the "establishment" all fucking day long.

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

There's an Arsenio Hall monologue I think about a lot where he just says "ass" repeatedly and giggles like a schoolboy who just got away with something, and THAT is basically what the Attitude Era of professional wrestling was like.

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

To understand the Horseshoe is to understand that both the Far Left and the Far Right think white people, particularly white men should be in charge of everything...and they should get DIBS on everything. ...and Post. THAT should move some T-shirts...!

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

It's #MAR10Day so it's a great day to go to teespring.com/smb-ready-or-not and grab a shirt for the movie next month!

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

If you got a problem with anything that was said at Jesse Jackson's funeral, I don't wanna know you.

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Mitch McConnell is apparently in the hospital right now and I'm not sweating it TOO hard. It's the headline equivalent of an appetizer; I know better than to fill up on bread.

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

To think, someone is just freshly arrived in Hell going "Robin Leach?! What are YOU doing here?"

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

People who claim #Sinners is just like "From Dusk Til Dawn" probably argue that "Blazing Saddles" is REALLY about the Waco Kid.

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Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

AOC actually took a break from huffing Bernie Sanders' farts to call out antisemitism, and this is one of the responses she got.

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

I need to take a moment and move in GRATITUDE 🙏🏾 thank you SO MUCH, whoever the last two people were who ordered copies of my one-shot Alleycat 2.0: PILOT. I hope you enjoy the read! #ComicSky

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

😮‍💨 The Christmas music is officially stopped for the year. I switched on the radio to check and ironically it was Unbreak My Heart...double ironic cuz THAT is just another sad love song...

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

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Alleycat 2.0 #1 - IndyPlanet

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Has anyone got Christmas shopping they need to do? I guarantee you will find something here for all your favorite people! www.buymelaninexpo.com/post/greggie...

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Charlie Kirk was shot by someone more right wing than himself, and Trump's own people fucked with the escalator and his teleprompter at the UN. With Friends Like These, like a motherfucker...

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

👊🏾🤟🏾to whoever just got a copy of Alleycat 2.0: Pilot...you just picked up my day in a big way! And if that wasn't you, you can get a copy at indyplanet.com/alleycat-20-1

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Going back to the drawing board on my promo postcards. 🔗 indyplanet.com/alleycat-20-1 ⤵️

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

...so he drinks the last of my whiskey, bums my lighter, and then he gives me his "advice". I'm about to be like dude, you're literally quoting my own song back to me but he was already unconscious. True story.

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

You know that one theme song the Steiner Brothers used in Japan but Sid Vicious used in the States? Yeah, that theme is SO BOSS... youtu.be/giP7Jo4I3p4?...

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

I wish more comics fans knew about Milestone. I wish they knew them like they know Image. And not just what they saw on TV and one character crossing over into the DCAU.

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Oh hey I just wanna make sure everyone is aware that the Krakoan Era only came about due to timeline manipulation and the X-Men's true history, the 60some years of stories you read all comes back if Moira is prevented from opening her mind to Professor X. Ok - as you were!

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

*Turns on Mental Tape Recorder* "Trauma Bondin' Buddies": workplace sitcom, adult cartoon or ironic toy line? Can't decide. *Turns off Mental Tape Recorder*

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Another copy of Alleycat 2.0 ordered! Who else wants one? Available digitally or print!

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

"All gave some. Some gave all." - #WWE employees, and how much of their souls they sold to the Fed.

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Heard about those closing moments. Guess that's why WWE aren't doing pressers anymore...but if past is prologue, did they really have anything to worry about? #WWESummerSlam

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Superheroes are living symbols of our civic duty to each other. That's why the most enduring ones have one specific power: the ability to know WHEN to act, not just the power TO act.

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Whosoever needs this message, heed it well: There doesn't exist a reboot or remake that can reach into your brain and erase your memories and feelings for the original...or your preferred version. I get that complaining is cathartic but you can just...IGNORE some shit.

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

They're calling it the TMNT No. 1 of its generation! They're calling it the next DreamWorks animated feature! ...alright FINE, it's me. I'm "they". But I'm not wrong, either! ALLEYCAT 2.0! Get your copy NOW: indyplanet.com/alleycat-20-1

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Alleycat 2.0 #1 - IndyPlanet

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

😒 "I bet he's thinking about other women...' 🤔 "What if Chip and Dale were trained in the art of rescuing by Bernard and Miss Bianca themselves?"

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Pedro Pascal plays Reed Richards like he goes to bed terrified that Sue, Ben and Johnny will tell him they hate him...and wakes up relieved every day when they don't. #FantasticFour

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Welp...at least this time it was an old, bigoted, shit-brained inveterate liar. AND he was orange. Getting warmer... #HulkHogan

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

I feel like AI speaks to people's laziness and greed. Too many people don't wanna think and too many people don't wanna spend money.

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

I read spoilers. I do so because stories can hit hard, and I like to be able to prepare myself. There was one thing I wanted to know before I sought out a ticket for "The Fantastic Four: First Steps". I know it and now I can go see it.

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Opinions are more like assholes than people realize: Not only does everybody have one, but if you want anybody to care about yours, being smart, good-looking and/or funny helps. #Jokesmith

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

People don't really see what I say on social media. I suppose on the one hand I can say whatever. But on the other...I make dope shit that you'd be hyped to have, but you don't know about it. It's...confounding.

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Three copies of my comic have been ordered today! Whoever that was, THANK YOU SO MUCH. If you weren't one of them, link in comments baby! Batman meets Blacksad! The TMNT #1 of its generation! A @dreamworks.com animated feature waiting to happen!

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

You're bent over moaning and groaning, I'm saying "Yeeeeeah, take ALLadat" but it's me having just told you possibly THE worst dad joke you've ever heard.

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

You wanna know the biggest reason to get you a copy of Alleycat 2.0? Cuz when it becomes a DreamWorks animated feature, you'll be able to say you knew before anybody else. And it might not be $5 anymore, then...🥴 Link: indyplanet.com/alleycat-20-1

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Gregory M. Guity @callmegreggie.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

CONSERVATIVE ASSHOLES: BOOOO, #Superman has gone woke! 🤬 ME: Well, if it makes you feel any better Dean Cain's MAGA...🤪 CAs: Meh...he's not white enough. 😒 ME: ...Y'know that's what I couldn't help but think when I was WATCHING Lois & Clark? 🤔

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