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I'm a long time member of the Leguminati.

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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Mapquest looks like a hidden gem. Should have switched sooner.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Imagine the things Trump has on them.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Duh Bill.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Totally worth 13 million or whatever that number was.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It seems like people are talking themselves out of progressive candidates because they're trying to predict who is more appealing to general election voters, but everyone seems to want the same thing for themselves so I'm not sure why people continue to believe that they need to choose the moderate.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'd say almost everything he does is to grift. It just works out that every new crime he commits is a distraction from every crime he previously committed.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I sure wished I could have voted for a strong woman in this primary, but @gluesenkampperez.house.gov keeps showing us who she is. No matter how many times you vote with the GOP, you will never get Republican voters because they vote by faith, not by sight. @bhennrich.bsky.social LFG!
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
We slippery sloped for 50 years through capitalism to end stage capitalism and then all at once here we are at full blown fascism.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I'd like to see @bhennrich.bsky.social on with @wajali.bsky.social soon. The progressive voters guide recommends we vote for @gluesenkampperez.house.gov because they feel it gives us a better chance to hold on to the seat in our red district, but she keeps showing us who she is with her votes. 🤬
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I think that's an excellent idea. Put the AI trash up against Christopher Nolan's work so everyone can see what billionaires are trying to sell us.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It's a little hard to believe he has any plan to end the war when he's getting kick backs on every contract signed.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Every accusation is a confession.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Looks like we made it!
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
From time to time for the last 9 years it floats through my brain that we could have had you as our president. How different the world would be now if more citizens were capable of critical thinking. 😭
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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David Schwimmer's WTF
ALT: David Schwimmer's WTF
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I got this lovely screenshot at the end of the episode.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I saw a post yesterday from someone whose retirement certificate referred to her as lieutenant cornel.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Have you checked his pockets?
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I had to find this picture of me with my son after I heard they had indicted Comey.
Low vision teenage son on the left in a denim jacket, smiling and his mother with a shirt that has 86 45 on the right.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Listening to your words in a generic AI voice is an extremely weird experience.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
They didn't hold him accountable for his ties to Russia, they wouldn't investigate anything he did. They were given 2 chances to convict on impeachment. Their propagandist network lied for him, their judiciary protected him from legal consequences. All while his bad behavior escalated.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Tell us who knew so we can get rid of them too.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Pope's Mike Johnson will not criticize.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Abusers and criminals gravitate to groups where they won't be held accountable.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The GOP is different because they are manipulating everyone that can be manipulated and most people can be manipulated to some degree.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I'm going to have to reevaluate my sons use of the words "I love you".
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It's an existential threat to humanity? When we're about to lose all the jobs because billionaire sociopaths are chomping at the bit to replace us with machines and no plan for how the rest of us will live. She's saying the real problem is falling birth rates?
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Last night I listened to @hankgreen.bsky.social summary of why JD said he believes there aren't aliens, they're actually demons. It's the most logical take and worth a listen.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I've spent hours wondering how I'm supposed to function at work like we're in normal times. How nice would it be right now to be totally oblivious to current events.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Please show me where to look, cuz the people around me don't seem to have noticed a problem.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
He didn't do it for Trump, he did it to avoid the legal consequences of his own actions and to make more money for himself. That's why he's still putting millions into GOP candidates.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
💯💯💯
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Hopefully ICE is in studio to protect us from his stupidity.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
🤣
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The same reason they relentlessly investigate their opponents. They can't believe there's anyone that doesn't commit some kind of crime.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I am so tired of hearing people blame Garland & Biden for not ridding us of Trump. Two entire organized political parties couldn't stop him, the entire judicial system was unable or unwilling to stop him, and 200 million voters weren't able to stop him. But somehow it's Garlands fault.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
What does it mean to be in the top 10% of earners? What does that equate to as an annual income?
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I don't think he'd get the joke.
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a man in a colorful sweater stands in front of a blue water background
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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a man wearing a shirt that says wild aloof rebel
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I don't think anyone deserves to live under Trump and the shop of horrors he's stocked his administration with. That doesn't change the fact that we have the politicians we-as a whole-voted for. In reality, it shouldn't have been that difficult to see the difference between Trump and his opponent.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Did you catch the reference to non-voters? I hear from more people who say both parties are equally bad. More people who proudly say they couldn't vote for Clinton or Harris. If the problem was only 22.4% Donald Trump would not be president and the GOP would not control congress.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
We have the politicians we deserve. They are a direct reflection of the effort we make to know what we're voting for, or not voting for. The country is filled with people who could not tell the difference between Trump & Clinton, then Trump & Harris.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
My sign from the No Kings protest
The Republican propaganda machine is the most sophisticated and powerful and targeted of any in history.  It's designed to meet every person where they are and turn them into a Republican voter, a third-party party voter or a non-voter.
- Rick Wilson
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I bet she thought she could set up a gofundme account and make a bunch of money of being a victim of the Radical left.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Trump still has a 33% approval rating and probably another 33% believe both parties are equally bad, so it's possible a lot of Americans aren't that bright.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
My son told me it's worked every time he's used it.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
On a side note, get yourself a hiccup straw, they actually work. My son just demonstrated for me this evening.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
They're *now* purging anyone reasonable from their ranks??? They've literally been purging the reasonable for the last 30-40 years. It's just that they convinced so many that unreasonable was reasonable until unreasonable turned into extremists.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
My hispanic aunt told me the other day that my hispanic uncle (her brother) informed her recently that racism no longer exists.
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B 🫘 @callmedonkey.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
One way or the other, we always lay the blame for the problems at the feet of Democrats.
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