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Cynical: believing that people are motivated purely by self interest, distrustful of human sincerity or integrity.

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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 9h
Alison hammond went to hospital after getting palpitations? Would do you expect? She’s been incredibly over weight & is no doubt taking weight loss injections, ozempic type meds. You’re gonna get palpitations. Can’t stand her. Big fat do you know who I am? #alisonhammond #TooFat #VileWoman #Stinks
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stephen King has made a donation to help keep Buckie Thistle of the Highland League going! What a legend! #StephenKing #BuckieThistle #Legend #NoOneWritesLikeStephenKing
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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rui Pinto, the man behind the Football Leaks website, has posted a detailed allegation about Gianni Infantino’s role in UEFA’s handling of Manchester City and PSG in 2014, citing material revealed through Football Leaks. These are Pinto’s claims, and they’re worth reading in full below.
Screenshot of a post by verified account Rui Pinto (@RuiPinto_FL), dated 30 September 2026. Pinto alleges that Gianni Infantino, while UEFA General Secretary in 2014, improperly intervened in investigations into Manchester City and PSG, sharing confidential documents and helping both clubs avoid potentially harsher sanctions. He says the details were revealed through Football Leaks and concludes that Infantino has become “a cancer on football” who should have no place in the game’s future. The post shows 2.2 million views.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The cutest thing you'll see today Repost of @PerceptiveBliss: Original post
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Elephant twins are born just 1% of the time. After a 22 to 24 month pregnancy, carrying two 100 kilo calves takes a huge toll, so the herd steps in to help raise them both.
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
netanyahu milking the plane hijack for all it’s worth. Sucking up to the usa comparing it to 9/11. He’s still a war criminal. #netanyahu #WarCriminal #ShameOnTheusa
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Arteta is keeping quiet. He was at the cheats with bullshit pep. Citeh stinks of corruption. Name & shame every single player & official who knew what was going on. pep is doing his mother theresa impression but has never once criticised his paymasters. #mancity #arteta #Saintpep #FoolingNoOne
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why is andy Burnham getting involved in the citeh cheats? Keep out burnham & stop trying to influence the outcome just because you want to suck up to Abu Dhabi and their oil & money. The UK public are livid at citeh. It will cost you votes. #andyburnham #KeepOut #mancity #burnhamTurnedByCheatsMoney
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
RIP Esther Rantzen. #EstherRantzen #ThatsLife #ChildLine
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Met police hands Grenfell fire investigation to the CPS. Getting a bit worried gavin barnwell?? #Grenfell #Negligence #gavinbarnwell #Gutless #barnwellWasWarned #7Warnings #Coward
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dear donald, we know you hate immigrants despite both wives being immigrants but please please make an exception and take ginger bollocks & markle back, please!! We don’t want the snivelling scrounging whinging forever the victims pair of spongers #donaldtrump #Please #GingerSpare #RaceCardmarkle
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ginger spare n race card markle condemn “reckless intrusion” after men spotted near their kids school? What real life men!!! With a penis n testicles?? Surely not real life men!! How dare a man be near the school!! Just f”ck off with the begging for tax payers paid security #harry #markle #BackTousa
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
guardiola backs man citeh. Hardly surprising. How much money was pep paid? Scandal follows pep, as a player he failed drug tests plus the negreira scandal. The man is a fraud. A cheat. Any manager could succeed with £830m extra to spend on players. #pepguardiola #SerialCheat #mancity #Cheats115
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
harry the ginger spare and play the race card markle carry on with their bullshit claims that their kids are unsafe from the media and public. All this to get tax payer funded security for the two faced spongers. Go back to the usa #harry #markle #TaxFundedSecurity #ISmellBullshit #NotWsnted #Spoilt
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lindsay Clancy child murderer. Lock her away for life. Child killer #lindsayclancy #Guilty #ChildMurderer
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rayner charged with building new council homes 😆😆 While she watches over the peasants from her 800k flat. What an insult #angelarayner #JokeMP #HowTheOtherHalfLives #Hypocrisy
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Where was lucy powell when elected labour leader Keir starmer was in power? She practically throws herself in front of the tv cameras now. Two faced & useless. #lucypowell #MIA #SelectiveSupporter #labour #partyconference
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Burnham talks about honesty, and there on the front row is angela rayner, oh the irony. 40k saved on a 800k flat!! Is that his version of honesty? Burnham has given a cabinet job to rayner. His choice. #labour #AndyBurnham #angelarayner #HonestyOrDishonesty #SameOldHypocrisy
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
trump says the usa wouldnt of bailed the 5 men being investigated. The UK wouldn’t murder 165 school children attending their school. #trump #FckOfftrump #165InnocentSchoolChildren
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Joe hart, that shitty goalkeeper that sold anti dandruff shampoo says he trusts Al Mubarak the chairman of the cheats115. Joe, stop talking out of your arse. You’re just another bbc luvvie too scared to say it how it really is. F’cking moron #cheats115 #AlMubarak #joehart #Moron #FormercitehPlayer
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who was barcas manager during the negreira scandal? Which player failed a drugs test? Which manager managed citeh for 10 years of their cheating? Step forward pep guardiola. Corruption follows him like a bad smell #pepguardiola #mancity #NotDoGreatAfterAll #115Charges #WheresPep #Citeh #RunAwayPep
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shame uefa didn’t have the balls and the bravery that the Rep Of Ireland showed. There is no place in football for mass murderers. Uefa are gutless cowards. Even their protests at infantino have faded away. Since when is Israel part of Europe? #RepOfIreland #israel #Murderers #uefaCowards #uefa
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fat boy mike brewer is back with some world tour kack. Face it brewer, Ed China was the man. Without Ed your shows are rubbish. Car salesmen are 10 a penny. It was Ed & his expertise that brought the viewers #mikebrewer #EdChina #EdWasTheShow #GiveEdANewShow
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Same old tired boxing from sky. Anna Woolhouse leaves do it’s another carbon copy blonde presenter off the production line. How the hell does natasha jonas get to commentate on mens boxing? She was useless. Punched like a toddler, total fraud #skyboxing #natashajonas #Laughable #jonasKnowsNothing
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
israel can carry on murdering as many Palestinians as they like! UEFA are a bunch of cowards. They murder 100,000s of innocent civilians including children & the footballing world does nothing. Kick them out. Theres no place for mass murderers in sport #RepOfIreland #UEFA #FckingCowards #Murderers
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well done Wakefield. A deserved win & good luck in the final. Massive credit to Daryl Powell, taking Wakefield to the final is a great achievement & Daryl is very under rated. We will come back but today it’s a deserved win for Wakey #Wakefield #DarylPowell #DeservedWin #SuperLeague #WiganWarriors
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good luck to the Rep of Ireland. Respect to all who didn’t want to play. Sadly the football authorities are gutless cowards. israel shouldn’t even be in the competition, they are not European. Gutless cowardly UEFA #RepOfIreland #Noisrael #NotEuropean #NotWanted #UEFACowards #netanyahuWarCriminal
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well done George Russell. Led from start to finish. But the Baku grand prix just gives more ammunition to f1 being a precession. The last 2 GPs have been boring. Very little overtaking & doesn’t help f1 at all #GeorgeRussell #Baku #BoringBaku #PoorTrackChoice #F1 #TooManyStreetCircuits
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aRemedy @aremedy.org · 25/09/2026
NYC police should have REFUSED to arrest anti-Netanyahu protesters at the UN. If they arrested anyone, it should have been Netanyahu. C’mon, police! WE PAY YOU. Your job is to protect us.
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bbc sport reporting there is no appetite from the prem to strip the cheats of their titles.That’s a disgrace & makes a mockery of the prem & their rules. Every title was won by cheating.Ffs grow a back bone & punish everyone involved. #mancity #premleague #Gutless #Cowards #Pathetic #CarryOnCheating
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sad news julian ward reappointed as Liverpool sporting director. Nothing to celebrate. He walked out on us previously when edwards left. LFC just picking the easiest option seeing as fsg will be off #Liverpool #LFC #julianward #NotWanted #EasyWayOut
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Warrington wolves really are the biggest disgrace in super league.George williams is the biggest cheat in super league. His DIVE to get a penalty was an absolute disgrace.So shit he has to cheat. Scum. Hopefully Wigan will destroy them! #warringtonwolves #georgewilliams #cheatingScum #ShameOnBurgess
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Citeh’s charges only go up to 2018 then they withdrew cooperation so how many more charges should they really face? You can just write off 2018-26!! Tip of the iceberg #mancity #2018onwards #citeh #abudhabi #abudhabiCheats #PremierLeague #WheresPep #WheresMancini #WheresPelligrini
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mark Rowley of the met police says the justice system is letting victims down. Bit of a hypocrite seeing as the met police have murdered women, raped women & officers mock dead victims. Look closer to home me rowley #MarkRowley #metPolice #Hypocrite #metPoliceAreDangerous #GlassHouses
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anti migrant activist daniel thomas crying in the dock 😆😆 It’s easy to threaten migrants when there’s a gang of you. Not such a big man alone in the dock. Keep crying you snivelling little man. Pathetic #danielthomas #CryingLikeABaby #LittleMan #AntiMigrant
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Abu Dhabi have single handedly ruined & tainted the premier league forever. Citehs trophies are meaningless, citeh the club are meaningless. They will be forever tainted. If citeh remain in the football leagues top 5 divisions including the prem, it’s ruined football #abudhabi #mancity #Cheats
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pep guardiola not such a good manager after all. No more cheque book pep, it’s pep with the corrupt cheque book & under the table payments guardiola. Just shows how great a manager Jurgen Klopp is. A million times better than guardiola #mancity #citeh #pepguardiola #BentManagerPep #CheatingScum
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Name & shame all the players & managers who took under the table payments. Ban them from football. citeh are cheats, the prem is ruined. Englands top division is finished if citeh arent banned #mancity #premleague #Cheats #Corruption
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All premier league & lower league clubs should refuse to play any fixtures against citeh. For the sake of football citeh must be relegated at least 4 divisions. Otherwise the prem loses all credibility & looks like WWE #mancity #CheatingBastards #RefuseFixtures #NoCredibility #RuinedPrem
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
man citeh are said to have been found guilty of financial charges. The only satisfactory outcome must surely be expulsion from the prem & lower leagues. All trophies should be awarded to 2nd place sides. They have ruined the prem as a competition #mancity #CHEATS #RemoveThem #citeh #CorruptClub
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Woman who accused jay z of raping her says she made it all up? Isn’t it always helpful to be mega rich? #jayz #shawncarter #MegaWealth #rich
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What kind of a political party would seriously have a policy where those on benefits cannot buy booze & fags? It’s staggering that any party would believe in it but it’s what the TORYS have announced!! Absolute madness #TheNastyParty #Facists #torys #NannyState #RationingNext #toryScum
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Any young player that picks man u over Liverpool clearly has no aspirations to succeed & we are better off without them. Manure are on a non stop decline, that’s why they struggle yo get any decent players. Good riddance #Liverpool #LFC #manu #manuWho #SteepDecline #GoodRiddance
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sneaky Greek health minister says he wants trump to put pressure on the UK & British museum to return the Elgin marbles! wtf has it got to do with the orange bollock? Get out from behind trumps skirt you coward #BritishMuseum #Greece #ElginMarbles #ShouldTheyBeReturned
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just when you think man u cannot stoop any lower they start selling patches of the old trafford pitch. £125 a pop. Man u under Monaco jim, the gift that keeps giving 😆😆 Next week they are selling fresh rat droppings #manu #oldtrafford #Monacojim #£1BillionDebt #utd #Paupers #jimSupportschelsea
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callmecynical.bsky.social @callmecynical.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Man U over £1 billion in debt still 😆😆 Where’s their saviour Monaco jim? He’s building a new stadium to host the shittest man u side in decades. Isn’t it wonderful? What did they expect from a season ticket holding chelsea fan? #manu #jimratcliffe #Monacojim #Hypocrite #1BillionInDebt #chelseaFan
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Billionaire Brexiteeer and Man United owner says he has "lost confidence in the UK"... A man who is so 'patriotic' to our country that he doesn't even live here! He lives in Monaco to avoid UK taxes, owns several luxury properties." via Jay Church
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Netanyahu will turn up to speak at the UN, TOMORROW. He should be arrested.
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So Genocidal Murderer, Benjamin Netanyahu, comes to our Nation and trash talks NYC Mayor Mamdani. So why are we letting this War Criminal enter the United States.
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