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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡

@callipygiancandy.bsky.social
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🎀🌈Blackity Black | #bbw | #NSFW | Sober Harm Reductionist | 🎀 MDNI linktr.ee/callipygian.candy cashapp/venmo: @/$callipygiancandy

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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's the day before payday, I'm working hard and also hungryyy help me acquire $30 for sustenance plzzzz cashapp: $proffladyo venmo: cmmnctnbrkdwn #tittytuesday #NSFW #skeetsafterdark #bbw #ebony #tits #thickthursdsy #thickthursday
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
did you miss me🥹 #wagonwednesday #NSFW #bbw #ass #ebony #skeetsafterdark #bimbo
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ovulation
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
!!!! #skeetsafterdark #bbw #longnails #biglips
black woman giving a kiss face highlighting h3r lips with her new bejeweled nails
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
WHAT I MISS? -- poke and holes -- white pocket pussy -- "i got money" -- naked pic theft origin- lil nas x's mom's death after he left rehab?
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Plankton Eating Popcorn
Alt: Plankton Eating Popcorn
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
so you like my nails!??! #skeetsafterdark #NSFW #ebony #bbw #bigtits
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I am women.
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Scott Leo Berry totally tracks. and yet absolutely still would
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
yooooo I forgot how much I love rating dicks of all kinds #skeetsafterdark
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
*speechless*
independent.co.uk
$10 million bounty placed on Trump’s son, Iran claims
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
help me be able to function during work this week-- aka pay for my Strattera in exchange for me ans my boobies $callipygiancandy #NSFW #skeetsafterdark #bbw #ebony #tittytuesday #bigboobs
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I forgot to take pictures in this when I went out😫😫 so this will have to do¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #NSFW #skeetsafterdark #bbw #bbwebony #wagonwednesday
Black femmeby laying on her side ass towards the camea looking backwards
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
ok, hear me out #NSFW #skeetsafterdark #bbw #ebonybbw ##tittytuesday
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
iiiii waaaaaannnnntttt tooo haaaavvvveeeeee sseeexxxx #skeetsafterdark
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lactose tummy ache survivor @arielisreading.blacksky.app · 06/08/2026
Buying matcha from KFC seems like a cry for help.
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
all I want is to make a guy hard as a fucking rock at work and have him send me a video of him cumming for me-- is that really too much to ask!? #skeetsafterdark #NSFW #dreams
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
no one told me I was cute so NO PICTURES FOR YOU #NSFW #skeetsafterdark
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
perez hilton fileted himself, while naked, on tiktok live today proclaiming he wanted to die/commit suicide.
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
lol I forgot about Donald Trump for like three days, I feel like this is the most radical thing I've done since hes been aggressively attempting to monopolize our attention
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
4&5 report directly to my office, 1 please wait until all 4&5's have been seen. 2&3 will be redistributed through a friendly referral program and I will be screening zoom calls for 6's and will leave my office for the correct one.
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
fun
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
if this isn't the funniest thing I've read all month idk what is
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
curse word im serious
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Baltimore Beat @baltimorebeat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Maryland’s Child Victims Act lawsuits revealed another source of sexual abuse: the police baltimorebeat.com/marylands-ch...
baltimorebeat.com
Maryland’s Child Victims Act lawsuits revealed another source of sexual abuse: the police
When Brianna’s uncle died in 2024, she stumbled onto a collection of papers that took her 20 years back in time, back to when she was a frightened 12-year-old girl sitting in Baltimore’s social…
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
holy shit, I just realized I can torture myself in public listening to quinn, since none of yall fuckers wanna make me wet/control my vibe in public #skeetsafterdark #NSFW
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
none, I was too busy smoking, fucking, drinking and sucking.
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Cum to Jesus Jacked and Jizzed Protein ?
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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The White Stripes: Jack White & Meg White Perform
Alt: The White Stripes: Jack White & Meg White Perform
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
every breath you take contains molecules of air breathed by everyone in history.
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
my name is _____ and im an alcoholic
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
nolan wells throat not being with his body and that information being in the mind of his mother.
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Airbus A320 Plane Takeoff
Alt: Airbus A320 Plane Takeoff
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
honestly Nancy Grace is needed on the case. Visibility, packaged for white people from a voice they can hear, her persistent. #NolanWells #NancyGrace
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Sapphira Cristál: You In Danger Girl Meme
Alt: Sapphira Cristál: You In Danger Girl Meme
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
lol
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
cocaine
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
federal bill haspassed the house to make Daylight Savings Time (DST) permanent (we tried this in '74) Science/Doctors are naming Permanent Standard Time(ST/PST) time is the best option, better for sleep AND ACTUALLY BETTER FOR MENTAL HEALTH regardless of not having summer sunsets after 9
stanfard Time vs dst
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Milchick Delivers Fruit Basket in Severance
Alt: Milchick Delivers Fruit Basket in Severance
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Christians stay mad at him because he identifies as one but doesn't hate gay. This time it's because he masturbates.
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Gregory's Disbelief in Abbott Elementary
Alt: Gregory's Disbelief in Abbott Elementary
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
child birth, but biggest personal irritation narcolepsy
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
he he he he he 😏
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
#mitchmcconnell
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
they come in threes
us senator Lindsey Graham dies from sudden illness breaking
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
#nolanwells
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗺 𝗶𝘀𝗻'𝘁 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗴𝘂𝘆 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗼𝗳 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗴𝘂𝘆𝘀.

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗼𝗳 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗴𝘂𝘆𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗲𝘀/𝗱𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗺𝘂𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱.

𝗟𝗮𝘆 𝗻𝗼 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝗡𝗼lan 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗺𝘂𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗿𝘀.
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
yes, they have great marketing/PR
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
.... I think boots riley is weird
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I rebuke imagery of colonizers in our museum.
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A Winking Woman @nettawitdahoops.blacksky.app · 05/07/2026
Just great. Now we gotta go and do a spiritual cleanse. Demons running loose.
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I hate this shit, he had some funny bits but I hate this, come to think of it i hate most ways he talks about women
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LaQueef Skeetfield•♡ @callipygiancandy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
full moons over and im still feral, lawd help #skeetsafterdark
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