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Bea! 😵‍💫

@calliope.exploration.team
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They call this thing "Bea", whatever that is. It appears to have been on this planet for 19 years! (11/18 🎂) (Changes PFPs very often, sorry for the potential confusion!) beasdropoff.straw.page @theculinator.bsky.social 🩷

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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 26/09/2026
reached character limit, see screenshot/alt text below
discord was gonna do this either way regardless of how many people cancelled their subscriptions. the fact this is happening now is proof of that. whether you should be paying for nitro or not especially right now will be forever Debatable, but ultimately you cannot control what people do with their own money
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 23/09/2026
idk about yall but
Discord screenshot showing the age group tab, which has correctly identified me as an adult. Yay!
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 21/09/2026
Marowak too. Just a slightly braver friend
Cubone's evolution, Marowak. It's the same overall design, just with a bigger guy
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 21/09/2026
not rlly a huge fan of most Gen 1 mon designs but Cubone is A Friend
Cubone's official render. It's a mammal who wears an animal skull and wields a bone club.
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 26/08/2026
the more i hang out in places for things that have a largely young audience the more i feel like
An elderly looking Club Penguin penguin with the text "18 AND OVER"
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 26/08/2026
(bluesky. please increase the post character limit. even if it's by a tiny bit)
and i don't like giving into "poser culture" (because making fun of someone for not researching every little bit of their favorite thing is dumb)
but it just rlly annoys me when people play fever and go "yep!! that's all rhythm heaven has to offer!!!" and never even consider playing the rest of the series
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 19/08/2026
main reason why i can't take most of these "let's dive into the DEEPEST and DARKEST parts of the internet" channels seriously. i beg y'all to come up with better thumbnails because it's 3AM and im sobbing what is this
A Youtube video titled "Deleted Websites the Internet Tried to Hide". The thumbnail shows a bunny with a carrot in its mouth innocently sitting on a plate, while a butcher's knife is seen in the background and the (most likely fake) website URL "PayOrWeEatHim.com" hovers above it.
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 11/08/2026
change hasn't reached my bsky yet (later) but im dinosaur now. rah 🦕
My Discord profile yet again! With a more prehistoric theme and a brand new Archeops PFP.
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 08/08/2026
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 03/08/2026
Happy 20th release anniversary to the series that changed my life, Rhythm Heaven! Unfortunately I cannot do anything special for this occasion, so instead I'll write about just how much this series has impacted me. 🧵
"Rhythm Tengoku (リズム天国, Rizumu Tengoku; lit. 'Rhythm Heaven') is the first game in the Rhythm Heaven series released for the Game Boy Advance on August 3, 2006 in Japan. It was the last first-party game developed by Nintendo for the system."
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 30/07/2026
the only bad thing about her is her stats. excuse me but what is the point of giving her base 75 attack when her BIG ASS HAMMER makes up 70% of her design. blasphemous
Tinkaton's stat spread, showing overall lackluster stats for what looks like a pretty strong Pokemon.
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 23/07/2026
Three days later and this entire set of thoughts completely altered my brain chemistry. I'm pory now.
My Discord profile mostly revamped to be themed around Porygon-Z, completed with a fitting PFP and a status that reads "Porygon'd for a day or two .... or three ....."
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 22/07/2026
sacrificed my sanity to draw a pory for my discord pfp, wish it looked better though
A drawing of a Porygon-z with a purple scarf
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 07/07/2026
(Rhythm Heaven Groove spoilers? The character in question is on the promo art + her name was officially revealed via the NSO icons, do what you will with that info)
Miho is the only RH character I've seen where everyone genuinely despises her and it's the funniest shit ever
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 06/07/2026
I feel like the issue with content creators and their playthroughs of Rhythm Heaven is that they go in expecting it to use the format of more "typical" rhythm games (Such as DDR), so when the game inevitably has that moment where it tries to visually distract you suddenly they forget how to play a video game
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 05/07/2026
How it feels looking at people talk about Artfight (I can't fucking draw but would really love it if more people drew my girlies)
The one image of Squidward watching Spongebob and Patrick have fun from his window
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 30/06/2026
Genuinely the only server I've seen break this unfortunately common practice is the Pokerogue server. Not active there but they're awesome for doing this even if it's the bare minimum
"7. Avoid Divisive Topics"
- Discussions on politics, religion, or other highly divisive subjects should be avoided (queerness is not political).
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 28/06/2026
I'm aware some people aren't that tech savvy. I'm also aware that I'm nowhere near superior to the people who fall for said scams. But if the scam in question is literally "Click this random link your friend who hasn't messaged you in months just sent you" I'm going to hold your hand when I tell you this: This one's on you.
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 24/06/2026
I'm finding out this isn't just an ignorant Youtube comment bait thing either (This is a Bsky post I just saw while scrolling through Groove posts), just people who have genuinely never heard of TTS and would rather jump to conclusions rather than do a two second Google search.
"I LOVE that Rhythm Heaven Groove has a screen reader but the voice is so ear-gratingly obnoxious that I genuinely can't stand it.  You can turn it off but not for everything.

And it says the screen reader may make mistakes which makes me think it might be gen AI.

Good job, Nintendo.  No sale."
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 19/06/2026
I get it's mainly a USA thing, but it still doesn't hurt to take time and educate yourself. The first few sentences from the Wikipedia article tells you what it is.
"Juneteenth, officially Juneteenth National Independence Day, is a federal holiday in the United States. It is celebrated annually on June 19 to commemorate the end of slavery in the United States. The holiday's name, first used in the 1890s, is a portmanteau of June and nineteenth, referring to June 19, 1865, the day when Major General Gordon Granger ordered the final enforcement of the Emancipation Proclamation in Texas at the end of the American Civil War."
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 15/06/2026
zero offense intended but I feel like a few of my oomfs need to hear/see this
Quoted post (Tumblr screenshot):
"I'm such a "I want your attention" but "won't bother you" kinda person

"Got that vampire autism where you gotta invite me in every time"

Quote post:
"unfortunately i've learned u kinda gotta break out of this if u want to hang out with friends at all... because what tends to happen is every one in ur circle is anxious/autistic so no one ends up making the first move to "bother" and every one ends up lonely"
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 14/06/2026
begging you all to look at him
Mr. Game & Watch holding Peach's parasol because he's so cute
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 12/06/2026
I still don't care about Legends ZA but occasionally I think about Lebanne and Jacinthe's existence as characters. No WONDER I saw these bitches all over my feed they're LESBIANS
An excerpt from Jacinthe's Bulbapedia page.

"Jacinthe defeated Lebanne in a battle, and subsequently recruited ber as her personal right-hand woman. Lebanne mentioned that Jacinthe had her keep her promise by forcing her to wear her current outfit and act fancy in Jacinthe's presence."
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 12/06/2026
GenAI is scary! We all know this! But gaslighting yourself into thinking text to speech software (Which has existed far longer than any GenAI technologies) is suspicious because it uses robotic sounding voices shows both lack of proper education about generative AI and people's paranoia letting them immediately assume the very worst.
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 09/06/2026
I don't feel like enough people are talking about this, so let me put some extra emphasis on it 80. NEW. SINGLEPLAYER. MINIGAMES. AND 30 CO-OP GAMES. If this Groove ends up having decently sized post-game content, this might be the heftiest Rhythm Heaven game yet
"Get grooving solo"
From flapping umbrellas to tossing frogs, you'll find all kinds of ways to put your tempo to the test across over 80 single-player games.
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 09/06/2026
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
"Who's Got Rhythm" Bunnies from Rhythm Heaven Groove
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 07/06/2026
Mayflower in Tomodachi Life with a set of eyes (Based on Apple's 👀 emoji) comedically placed over her own
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 04/06/2026
Discord servers that don't allow profanities look like this to me
A Discord chatlog.

Fu Burger: "Wait that's against the rules like ong?"
desiresilly: "Don't say butt"
Zanka X: "It's considered nsfw so yes"
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 03/06/2026
IMPORTANT PSA
Meme parody of the infamous PETA "Stop Using Anti-Animal Language" post, edited to be bunny themed.

"Stop Using Anti-🐇 Language"

Instead of:
"Why are you like this"
"Get a job"
"You're too old for this"
"You know better"
"You're a human"

Say:
"Wanna go frolic in the fields?" 🐇
"Here's a carrot" 🐇
"Boing" 🐇
"Let's play together!" 🐇
"What a silly bunny" 🐇
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 02/06/2026
Whoever edited Nintendo Life's newest Star Fox video fucked up and left Groove unblurred for a few seconds lmao Expect previews soon? #RhythmHeaven #RhythmHeavenGroove
A clear shot of Rhythm Heaven Groove's icon next to Star Fox's, unblurred for everyone to see.
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 30/05/2026
Reminder that if you don't have me added on Discord yet, you can change that right now! If you already do, you're awesome, but you should totally talk to me more (please.)
My Discord profile.
Username: rhythmtengoku
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 28/05/2026
"YOUTUBE'S STRANGEST COMMUNITY" and it's just people with autism
A YouTube video titled "LOGO KIDS: Youtube's Strangest Community"
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 24/05/2026
Would you still love me if I was this thing
Art of a chibi-fied Chocobo from one of the Final Fantasy games. Don't know which one though!
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 18/05/2026
I had some Words to say about this, and even if they removed the paywall for this specific remix, they're still charging for their other ones. Weird behavior
"Heyy so I dont think we should be locking remixes behind paywalls, especially ones that have zero cue-ins for KTB games (Monkey Watch, Air Rally, etc). If you really want to charge people for Heaven Studio remixes out of everything, you should at least try to get the basics down. <3"
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 13/05/2026
Albeit the reason isn't stated and this whole thing actually dates back to March (So it's safe to assume it's not related to like, Star Fox or whatever). I still believe my point stands though!!
"A man has been arrested in Japan for threats made against Nintendo as he vowed to blow up the company’s headquarters, alleging that his “plans cannot be thwarted.”

A 27-year-old Japanese man was arrested for sending threatening letters to Nintendo saying that he was going to “blow you all up,” while also claiming that he had planted multiple bombs in and around Nintendo’s offices. Thankfully no one was harmed, and when police searched the area they didn’t find anything of concern.

While this news is just coming to light, Nintendo actually reported it to the police on March 16th, so we’re almost 2 months removed from the event. Since the event the man was arrested and admitted to the charges, but the motive is unknown at this time."
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 10/05/2026
Youtube comments are a different breed, as usual
A YouTube comment thread.

@Holsfaare:
Selfshipping is just OC x Canon, getting judgy about something 2x older than you is dumb. There's Trek fanfic that you can call yumeshipping from the 70's.

@TheMMM89:
While on paper it sounds fun I do know many people in that community take it too far and literally make it so that people that are "kids" are quite literally calling it out 😭
Just because something is old doesn't mean you can't judge it either? Slavery? Dear god.
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 03/05/2026
(Low quality mock-up doodles) Her face isn't the only part dolphinized, she also has a singular flipper and a silly tail (Given the obvious mii maker limitations, I couldn't include these details, so you're getting crappy mock-ups instead)
Two separate drawings of a sleeve with a flipper sticking out of it, and a dolphin tail

The arm has the disclaimer "(Right arm only)".
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 03/05/2026
(I've posted this basically everywhere except here, and she hasn't really gotten much attention so this is a last resort) Meet Marine Biologist (Marisa for short)! She's a half Flatzonian half dolphin mix who's meant to be my selfship stand-in for Stanley. :)
Marisa, wearing her iconic lab coat get-up.Same deal, except with a snorkel.
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 01/05/2026
Usually I don't relate to the lyrics of songs I listen to, nor do I bother to search them up most of the time But this, this is how I've been feeling for the past 3 years or so, and it sucks how a song can phrase it better than I ever could.
An excerpt of the chorus from The Smiths' "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now", which reads:

"In my life, why do I give valuable time
To people who don't care
If I live or die?"
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 01/05/2026
Anyway I tried to keep it simple today, only two new residents but I'm very proud of how they came out
A Mii I made named Ori. He's based off of an origami crane.Another Mii. This time it's a worm on a string named Squiggleson.
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 27/04/2026
IDK why I was bitching about the face paint feature considering I'm above average at it #TomodachiLife
A Tomodachi Life screenshot of Jon. He's modeled after a Puffin.A Tomodachi Life screenshot of Percy. She's modeled after a Scarlet Macaw.A Tomodachi Life screenshot of Juno. He's modeled after a Siamese Cat.A Tomodachi Life screenshot of Amber. She's modeled after a deer.
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 20/04/2026
It's like those fuckass ads with the caption that says something like "Only 1% of people can complete this puzzle, can YOU?" and the puzzle pictured is "What color is this orange?"
Orange (The fruit)
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 19/04/2026
Why can't I have him
Stanley from Game & Watch's Greenhouse
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 12/04/2026
The individual who originally posted this screenshot had quotes off, so I'm reposting it here But yeah, this is quite literally the truth 99% of the time and it hurts.
"I think a huge problem on the internet is when someone does something wrong, most ppl don't want them to get better or change. They just want them to die or forever suffer. Most of y'all don't want positive change, you want strict social purity."
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 09/04/2026
THERE'S the Dottie (thank u)
A strawpage doodle of my sona Dottie
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 09/04/2026
Braindead
A Discord chatlog.
Bear: "You're still using it 🤫"
Wiz: "Did you run out of people to blame for the ai crisis and now you’re targeting students too? 
Go take it up with sam altman I’m just a chill memer who was making fun of ai"
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 08/04/2026
(Mario Movie spoilers)
"Sorry Rosalina, but we just can't have you stealing all the spotlight"

"This is BULLSHIT you let MR. GAME & WATCH DEFEAT BOWSER"

"Retroing out is an important part in a person's life how about you read a 🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔 book"
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 04/04/2026
(Mario Movie spoilers)
"MR GAME & WATCH SELFSHIPPERS ARE EATING GOOD TONIGHT WOOOOOOHAHAHAHAAAAAA"
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 04/04/2026
Robert! (This is a good doodle actually, I can't draw him even with a reference image)
A strawpage doodle of R.O.B.
Text: Pyro 143 (with mouse) (from memory)
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Bea! 😵‍💫 @calliope.exploration.team · 29/03/2026
And IDK if this is intentional (Probably not since the art style is pretty inconsistent), but I love how wonky his eyes are drawn at times It adds onto the whole "insane weird ass rat" thing he has going for him.
Mad Rat leaping, his eyes are slightly misaligned.Mad Rat striking a radical kicking pose, same dealio going on with the eyes here.
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