Hire this guy as a tutor for Democrats in DC! NOW.
"OK, folks. So what do say to Donald?"
Schumer raises his hand fervently.
"Charlie?"
"Gargle my balls?"
"Yes, that's right Charlie. But, you need to really vulgarize with your diaphragm. Try it again."
"GARGLE! MY! _BALLS_!"
"Good, Charlie!!"