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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 6h
Given the frequency with which Parisian barricades are stormed, likely some future lives as well
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 22h
Fresh popped in 100% whale oil!
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was unable to sleep after the MASH episode when Hawkeye has a dream in which he detaches his arms. I was 7 at the time. My older sister helped me talk me through it
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An underrated aspect of the plowshares metaphor is that even beyond the mental and societal commitment, it takes a lot of pure physical toil to beat swords into plowshares.
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
promotion through attrition
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He's going to drive all the clock-setters out of business!
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Needed a replacement for Lindsey Graham
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People lining up to view your preserved body in your monumental tomb seems like Trump's literal definition of success
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So people who can afford to relocate are starting their families in high-service/high-tax states and spending their retirements in low-service/low-tax states. On the plus side, it pretty much ensures that red state members of Congress will never vote to cut social security and Medicare
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Since he met his bio mother first, I assumed the half brother was another child she kept and raised? And that allowed him to make the link to biological family?
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On the one hand yeah, but on the other hand there would be people taking selfies and selling merch. I wonder what ever happened to that streamer who snatched up the TPUSA shirts spattered with Charlie Kirk's blood
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They should have paired these "controversial" views with the polling support for each
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The anthropic treadmill
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I find something very appealing about ones where the legs fold down to make a smaller square slightly rotated relative to the tabletop
Classic card table with particleboard and padded pleather top, showing the metal folding legs making a smaller square
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The myth of in-born superiority is very appealing to those who lack individual merit
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"this is your brain / this is your brain on drugs"
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The dad just *looks* like a dad trying but failing to hide his drug habit from his kid. The necktie, loosened. The neat moustache but frizzled hair. The beady eyes, slightly bloodshot. He's iconic.
A man attempting to simultaneously explode and crumple
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Since China and its neighbors dominate coal production, they may not be consuming oil and gas to generate that electricity, either
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One would assume he at least had evidence that *Willis* was at the game!
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Using the same logic, the women of Mar-a-Lago have "super" faces and "super" bodies
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
literally Mr. Bean
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Conspicuous consumption of media is how one declares one's lifestyle" could be Rolling Stone's motto, tbf
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Feels like Nixon would loved computer hacking
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So they pulled off what Nixon's plumbers bungled
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Congress has surrendered its constitutional authority, but Trump's jealous guarding of executive power is as the framers intended. If Democrats do end up controlling both houses and wage full war against the executive, we may actually end up with the most balanced system in many years.
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Google teaming up with Amazon to push JK Rowling reminds me of Apple pushing the U2 album except none of them have any reputation left to damage
Pixel system update info touting

"Harry Potter Audiobook Packs
Instantly customize your Pixel with Harry Potter Audiobook Packs to celebrate the release of Harry Potter: The Full-Cast Audio Editions on Audible. One tap changes your wallpaper, icons, and sounds with elements from the audiobooks - no wand required. To begin your journey to Hogwarts, all eligible Pixel users will receive a two-month Audible free trial."
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"I have discovered a truly marvelous proof of this, which these tokens are insufficient to explain."
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
His only requirement is enough room for one large man to get down into the bunker and seal the door behind him
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"This five-year-old Texan child with undocumented parents from Ecuador would be much happier with a foster family in South Sudan"
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He's the trope of the kid who learns comedy so the other kids will stop beating him up, but he sucks at comedy so he ends up just getting beat harder
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Had to look it up! www.shady-maple.com/plan/get-here/
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's the second season and the audience hasn't liked any of the new character arcs, so they've resorted to making clip shows
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When the "Great Wall of Trump" around DC is eventually completed, the Arch will serve as the entry gate
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And the number of people trying to buy beer with a fake ID outnumber those attempting to vote illegally by about 1,000,000:1
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I found a Rarity-83 word worth 94 pts in OUTLIER. EAGLE EYES · 889 points · 10 rare words. 2 finds no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/8SR3MA
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OUTLIER · Day 123
calixtus scored 889 on Day 123. Can you beat them?
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nice of Donald Trump to bury the hatchet with his former nemesis Leona Helmsley, but why is she paired with a quote from Elon Musk?
Leona Helmsley
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"The shape was reminiscent of the overlap in the venn diagram of 'small,' 'long,' and 'slightly pendulous,' which is to say quite narrow, and oddly curved"
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I wonder if the anti-communism blitz is because they fear AI or Trump's stupidity (or both) will result in massive job losses, and they want to gin up public opposition to social safety net programs and UBI.
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Weirdly my most rare word was one I thought was kinda meh
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thanks, that's fun! I found a Rarity-82 word worth 93 pts in OUTLIER. EAGLE EYES · 870 points · 10 rare words. Only 16 players have ever found it in all of Outlier. 6 finds no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/YYABWS
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OUTLIER · Day 122
player-9293 scored 870 on Day 122. Can you beat them?
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He really wants to implement the coed communal showers from Starship Troopers but he can't figure out how to sell it to the bathroom-obsessed majority of Republicans
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is why there are only two options: 1) put the name back up, or 2) tear the whole thing down so he never has to reveal what's under the tarp
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Next week ...
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"male service member (attachment)" so, like ... a strap-on?
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Like tricking a genie
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There could definitely be a slowdown in overall demand as all the startups with huge growth plans winnow down to the eventual three or four
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Boom times ahead for scammy "schools" promising to help people "re-tool"
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That's what I was thinking, surely it slows down traffic for Israelis as well, and disrupts business, and adds costs to construct and maintain... but one could shrug that off as "the price of security"
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And if the forecast demand doesn't materialize they could end up as overbuilt as fiber optic networks in the 1990s
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