Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Well, it's official. Senator Mike Lee of Utah is a moron. My condolences to all residents of Utah. 001
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I would be ok with putting his name on the doormats at the Kennedy Center 010
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I think every Democratic candidate just got their 4 second campaign ad sound bite courtesy of the idiot Patel 010
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026If the customer had ordered a salad, gazpacho, or ice cream, he might have had a legitimate complaintsfgate.comSF chef of Brenda's French Soul Food goes viral for reading unhinged Yelp review"Oh my god it was so funny." 011
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026'To google' no longer means to search online. It means to cave like a simpering coward before a questionable power. See Neville Chamberlain. 011
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Dolly Parton was such an amazing person. So talented. So generous. So compassionate. So intelligent. If Donald Trump could be more like Dolly, America truly would be great again. He needs big wigs and flamboyant outfits. 000
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Under no circumstances should Alito retire. America can't afford Trump getting an opportunity to nominate another crappy Justice with a lifetime term 000
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026With the Scottish Tartan Army in the USA for the World Cup, I wonder how long before Americans pick up the habit of placing and replacing a traffic cone on statues of Donald Trump. I really kind of hope for this. 000
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Finally! The clap back begins. 14 days. Get 'er done 000
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 29/05/2026For many, many years, Queen Elizabeth II's profile graced currency of the British Commonwealth. Donald is no Queen Elizabeth. He is certainly not a King. But he is a Loser. #nokings 100
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I wonder when is the DOJ going to open an investigation into all the millions of lies told by LOTUS, the Liar of the United States, Donald Trump? That will keep them busy, like, forever. 000
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Aw, poor, spoiled, selfish, arrogant, entitled, vindictive baby Donnie. Does nobody want to come to his birthday party? 000
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Harry Dunn has a point. This fund is not illegal under the 14th Amendment 000
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Has Trump ever listened to a judge that didn't kiss his ass and rule his way? 000
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Yawn. These two clowns couldn't figure out how to get out of a paper bag even if the top was wide open 000
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026A more mature Trump is still a turd, only a little drier, a little firmer. 000
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Wow. Trump's war against Iran spiked fuel prices and drove Spirit Airlines to shut down. I wonder how he'll put that in his resume. "Forced the failing Spirit Airlines to shut down. Removed cheap travel options for struggling families." 000
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Apparently the White House Correspondents' Dinner was interrupted by gunfire and canceled after the salad course was being cleared. I wonder what they did with all the entrees. Did hotel staff feast like crazy? Were the meals served to the homeless? Or are they feeding seagulls at the landfill? 000
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I am quite certain that nothing will impress King Charles more than the demolition site of the East Wing and construction site of an enormous ballroom at the White House during his visit this week. Way to put America's best foot forward there, TACO. 000
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I wonder if anyone has ever measured and reported his I.Q. It would be a real shame if, as it seems, his shoe size is larger than his I.Q. 000
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Bulls 1 Matadors 0. A refreshing change after all these years 000
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026My great-great-grandfather emigrated from Canada before he fought in the Civil War (60th NYSV) then became a US citizen. Do I qualify? 000
Reposted by Cowboy California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 04/04/2026In just 5 years, Trump has added $11 trillion in national debt ($3 trillion in 2025 alone) —more than any other president in history. Where’s the outrage from fiscally conservative GOP about this? Where?! 23933451157
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Imagine how much richer Donald would be if the Trump organizations embraced DEI. Oh, that explains it. He makes up for it by attacking countries, driving prices up, and cashing in on his insider-trading investments. Got it. 000
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Wouldn't it be ironic if the middle east conflict expands to all surrounding nations and triggered the biblical armageddon. Would that make Trump or Netanyahu the anti-christ? My money is on Trump. 000
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Netanyahu makes it sound like they won't replace him with someone who would be super pissed that Israel assassinated Iran's supreme leader. Netanyahu might have just shot himself in the foot. 000
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Wow. Those missing interview documents from the Epstein files must be very damning if Trump attacked Iran to distract us from them. #wagthedog 010
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 09/02/2026So apparently even Trump didn't watch the Turning Point alternate half time show. 000
Reposted by CowboyWOFAVA @wofava.bsky.social · 06/01/20265 years ago, there was a bloody, lawless, and deadly attack on our nation’s Capitol. A group of criminal thugs broke out in riots and stormed our Capitol in an attempt to overturn the results of a free and fair election at the direction of the President of the United States. 516121434658
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Listening to Trump's news conference as he babbles, meanders, and constantly repeats himself, his mental decline is tragically obvious. My condolences to his family members. 010
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Without a doubt, President Trump can kiss the Nobel Peace Prize goidbye. Well done, FIFA, your ass-kissing peace prize has not aged well. 000
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026So if Trump can declare the President of Venezuela a "terrorist", invade his country, capture him, return him to the USA, does that mean that any country could declare Trump a criminal and terrorist and capture him at Mar A Lago and take him to another country for trial? 000
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I was going to say "Trump's hand up his butt like a muppet" but yours works too, @georgetakei.bsky.social 010
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Congratulations to my UW @gohuskies.bsky.social for defeating Boise State in the L. A. Bowl, 38-10. Smashing! 000
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Help me understand. If the US Coast Guard seizes a Venezuelan oil tanker en route from Venezuela to Cuba, would that be piracy or an act of war? 010
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 02/12/2025To quote the Orange Clown, "it's Fake News!" Am I right? 010
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I suspect that Donald Trump's greatest regret is that he can't pardon Adolf Hitler. Oh, wait. I hope I didn't just give him an idea. 000
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 24/11/2025I could be wrong, but did someone in the White House staff forget to tell Donald Trump that there is no Nobel Appeasement Prize? 010
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 23/11/2025So is he the Peace President or the Appeasement President? I think Donald Trump has started channeling the ghost of Neville Chamberlain. 000
Cowboy @calijonathan.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Because apparently children are such a threat to our safety? WTF Trump? Get your head examined.share.googleICE to open call center to help track migrant children for removalICE plans to establish a "National Call Center" to help law enforcement track unaccompanied migrant children for potential removal. 000
