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Nerevarine Cali

@calibus.bsky.social
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I am Calibus, the Nerevarine! I have existed for over 26 years and am 6'3! Azura guide me..... she/it 🏳️‍⚧️🧚🏼‍♀️✨️ Frequent patron of Desele's House of Earthly Delights (MDNI)

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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
damb
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
2.3ft tall
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
don't cross the TLs mf
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a fair and reasonable point 💀
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Bluesky is so negative! I'm going back to Twitter, the Nazi-run social media platform!" do you fucking hear yourself 😭
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
we have all drank from wounds like it was the ichor of the gods:
static.klipy.com
Sunakook Cat Screaming
Alt: Cat Screaming as if to say "WHY"
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
best of luck, Salem 🫡
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Salem is beginning the process that starts the first stage of healing ❤️‍🩹
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Azura give me strength I CANNOT lose another Nexus account
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Business Majors were, by all accounts, mistakes that should have been dealt with a long time ago or at the very least, sequestered into some sort of corral where they could not interfere with any other field of study Truly, they are the HIV of sapient life
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I really relate to that one ghost knight in Volcano Manor that just sits at the end of the hallway and indirectly begs anyone that can hear "someone please kill him"
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
me when I see someone using Petra Parker to defend "Malf*id" art:
Spider Man asking if someone's opinion only exists because they worship Jeffery Epstein and his Court of Malign Whites
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My only real memories of Oblivion are the time I killed the last Unicorn and the time I got into a 10 minute fight with a basic fucking enemy because I had the audacity to reach level 25 truly Oblivion does offer such unique experiences
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
to my knowledge yea granted I haven't named enough Orcs yet to fully grasp their intricacies then again, I still believe that any name can be canon in a setting like Elder Scrolls
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tbh I kinda think the name she has already fits pretty well after the gro- becomes gra- then again I also name my Orcs names ranging from "Malia the Blood-Drinker" or "Nivek gro-Ogre" the latter of which is just the lead singer of Skinny Puppy lmao 😭
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ultimately up to you, lol idk what all goes into changing an NPC's name, whether it is just a simple letter change or if you have to perform a complete blood sacrifice to the vengeful code
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sometimes, unless he's hanging out with his pedophile friends takes up time, you know
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you for posting this today instead of the past two days where my fever was causing me to have great delusions and visions of alternate realities I think this would have immediately dissolved my neurotransmitters and altered the course of my life forever
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 06/10/2026
Religious liberty will always be framed as religious people’s right to freely oppress and exclude others
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Oh, but the lore-" SHUT UP JUST BECAUSE THE MADE-UP LORE SAYS SOMETHING DOESN'T MEAN IT HAS TO BE IN THE GAME besides, as much as I love DS3, it did NOT need another gimmick boss
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
[DARK SOULS III] Yhorm is, I’m sorry, bullshit
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Orc woman still having to use a male Orc title "gro" because Morrowind's government doesn't allow name changes to Outlanders 😔 futher evidence that Vivec (god) must be destroyed
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
1. my favorite boss in the game 2. one of my 99 Wives those two are certainly not related, of course I have fought her many times and only died to her twice ever
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like some ancient tragedy in myth, you constructed a golem of such stunning beauty, but when she became lost to you, you tried to replicate her, only to find out that you had never written down the successful recipe... you made her directly from the heart, and she is lost to the past forever...
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me when my past opps don't recognize that I am not dead; I simply trans'd my gender
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
all names are actually lore accurate even a name like "Baufijekk" is lore accurate due to the Dwemer, and all I did there was tap randomly on my phone
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
we get to cycle between ineffective blue pedophiles or malignant red pedophiles Either way, damnation is assured
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
that'll buff out
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
thank the gods
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
but evie! but evie! you will have to actually buy the trademark from me due to my recent invention of a sleeping bag that can fit up to 8 members of a polycule!!
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
👨 "I work IT for the Amish" 👩 "I give birth and homeschool our children" 👨👩 "and our budget is $2.5 million" I wish I had the kind of money the people on HGTV have
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
tgirls be like
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you can actually find him as well
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sent out Anri like this
static.klipy.com
Whatever Go My Go My Go My Scarab
ALT: Whatever Go My Go My Go My Scarab
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Cute Cat Sniffing Close-Up
Alt: Cat Sniffing Close-Up
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm sick currently and I just came up with an idea for a health elixir combining Dayquil, Emergen-C, and Gatorade I think this will cure me
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dom butch transbian who makes you call her "Daddy" Send skeet Send skeet right now
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
???
Spell called "Sister's Kiss" that substantially restores your health and fatigue
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
>recurring joke and reference AI said "stale" 😭 real hater hours
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and "dollface"
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
notification that comes up right before your PC crashes
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(I don't remember what the inverse of fujoshi is but I feel like there is room for solidarity between them)
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what if he is too, we don't know! he could have a little pocket book where he sketches tasteful butch sub x femme dom yuri
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lesbian likes character voiced by Laura Bailey
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me when any Altmer
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had a vision of an app called Flirtbox, and it was actually a crypto mining scheme Heed this warning, my faithful
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
do not mistake my delusions and flights of fantasy as references this is homegrown, genuine psychosis
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Nerevarine Cali @calibus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's not a reference I install all of my mods manually and superstitiously believe that it works better when I call the Data Files "Sultan" than any other name
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