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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When are the Croatians going to absolve themselves of the delusion that Luka Modric isn't completely and utterly washed?

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Norway must've been getting stoned in the break. Appalling professional foul and then at the free kick they leave half the goal wide open. #WALNOR

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Granny caught with a Palestinian flag in the street in the middle of the day = terrorist Blokes in black clothes and balaclavas caught with van-loads of explosives just outside a UK/US airbase in the middle of a war = released on police bail Welcome to the #UK.

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Some Americans seem to be super fucking weird about judging people they've never met because they come from countries they know nothing about and deal with things they know nothing about in ways that are different from how they do. Oh, and some of them generalise a lot, as well. Blocked.

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I guess most of these commentators are in the US where apparently it is normal to keep cats indoors. In the UK it seems more common for them to go out. Perhaps in the US they are evolving more tolerance to an indoor life.

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Oh dear, Cucurella got a smack in the head. How sad 😂

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Who the fuck is Sarah Elliott, and why is she allowed to spount unchallenged Trump stupidity on R4? Apparently because we're in the grip of climate change theory our economy is in the bin whilst the US goes from sterngth to strength. 🤡

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Defeat snatched from the jaws of victory. A new way of being absolutely pathetic. Instead of collapsing in a heap, buggering about and doing nothing for ten overs. Feeble. #ENGSRL

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Root'scfucking shite summer continues with another cheap dismissal to an appalling shot. #ENGSRL

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hope everyone's enjoying the #EnglandBattingCollaps this afternoon. Comedy gold.

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Decent point but two points lost to another toenail VAR decision. Much better defending against a dangerous attack but poor in attack. Nketiah shite.

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Arsenal in failing to turn up at the Stadium of Weed shock #cpfc

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

What he thinks he sees and what he actually sees.

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Another completely unacceptable performance and another completely unacceptable result. So, so poor for so much of the game against a poor side whom we just let walk all over us. Four league games so far this season of which three completely unacceptable and the other one barely good enough. #cpfc

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A totally unacceptable first half. Apart from the goal everything about that was absolute shit in every department. Three points down the toilet. Again.

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Just thought we were getting into gear on Tuesday night but this is an absolute shambles. Careless, stupid, negligent, disorganised, indisciplined, clueless and absolutely absolutely shit. We are bang in trouble this season - this lot don't look like getting their shit together anytime soon. #cpfc

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Our old friends Kavanagh and Pawson are hardly going to forgive Disasi for that piece of fucking stupidity. What a shambles our defence is. #cpfc

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Ffs. More negligent defending from our weakened back line.

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

See if Root fucks up again now he needs some time off. Has batted like shit almost all summer.

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

You would have thought that after that display of absolutely shit bowling last night the England batsmen would have screwed their heads on, come out and determined not to embarrass themselves with any more histrionics, wouldn't you? Well you would be wrong. 3 for 2. What a fucking shambles.

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My eldest is neurodivergent and he also can't cope with lying politicians. Guess what he thinks of Nigel Farage.

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

We've bowled superbly throughout the series so far and skittled the Pakistanis out for less than 200 every time. Then with the third Test practically in the bag we phone in that load of absolute toilet. Young is the expert in removing tail-enders and he wasn't even used. Shocking.

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This bowling performance by England is fucking appalling. Snatching defeat from an innings victory. Pathetic.

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I'm pretty sure believing the piece of shit when he says “if we win this election, we’ll pay you” is monumental stupidity,

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Oh dear, another day I wake up in the morning and he still isn't dead. See? You didn't even have to ask "Who isn't?".

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Sky Sports News good try in contest to produce the worst highlights reel, dispensing with commentary and replays was a great idea. But beaten by this YouTube effort which as well as leaping about at random actually manages to miss out one of the goals altogether www.youtube.com/watch?v=t42W...

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Crystal Palace vs Middlesbrough 3-0 - All Goals & Highlights - 2026

YouTube video by YOUBY l يوبي

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Job done. Struggled a bit in the first half but 2nd goal and bringing on Kamada and Wharton shut the door on them and finished in full pomp.

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Yesssssss Even Strand Larsen can't miss those #cpfc Excellent ball by Mingueza.

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Is there a prize for the most opaque and impenetrable radio commentary? Palace TV could win it with this. #cpfc

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Minister for Porcine Aviation @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Can't believe we won that. Looked so poor at times and Fulham in total charge for much of the game. Give thanks for your left-backs folks, without them it would have been a mess.

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