iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

caleb leigh stanton @calebshmaleb.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

the smartest and most beautiful woman you know will sometimes be in a situationship with a dude named keith

caleb leigh stanton @calebshmaleb.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

when you have been watching football and drinking. and you get the hiccups. that means you are being too awesome and your team will lose

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caleb leigh stanton @calebshmaleb.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

adam levine is a disney tween’s idea of an important person

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caleb leigh stanton @calebshmaleb.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

who up late stagin they capitalism rn

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caleb leigh stanton @calebshmaleb.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

twice tonight i stepped on the rug and think it may have been wet. but nae, the dogs haft not pissed on mine rug. must have been the wind

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caleb leigh stanton @calebshmaleb.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

everyone else i know who loves pokémon is on the spectrum but not on instagram

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caleb leigh stanton @calebshmaleb.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

philadelphia is not in pennsylvania. it is in maryland at the very best

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caleb leigh stanton @calebshmaleb.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

me: she’s an inspiration. chappell roan… she changed my life. my uber driver: why are we in navajo country me: shh

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AffirmationCoyote.bsky.social @affirmationcoyote.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

It is National Peking Duck Day! Affirmatio Coyote has never eaten Peking Duck. Plenty of ducks, but the uncooked wild-caught kind.

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caleb leigh stanton @calebshmaleb.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

*adrien brody constructs a parodic replica of his concentration camp veiled as a protestant church me: i love furniture

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caleb leigh stanton @calebshmaleb.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

i’m sure this has been said. but re: tiktok, the #1 way to make sure americans will use something is to ban it

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caleb leigh stanton @calebshmaleb.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

man people really spent all they money on apes huh. wonder how that worked out

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AffirmationCoyote.bsky.social @affirmationcoyote.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Affirmation Coyote knows Mondays are tough, but they also know you've got what it takes to smash it.

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caleb leigh stanton @calebshmaleb.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

i refuse to believe that philadelphia is in pennsylvania

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AffirmationCoyote.bsky.social @affirmationcoyote.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

It is National Bird Day! And also National Keto Day! Affirmation Coyote notes without comment that birds are very low in carbs.

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AffirmationCoyote.bsky.social @affirmationcoyote.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Affirmation Coyote wishes you a healing International Mind-Body Wellness Day. Getting through Friday is a good first step.

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AffirmationCoyote.bsky.social @affirmationcoyote.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Hi! Did you know that it is J.R.R. Tolkien Day? Affirmation Coyote used to celebrate by digging into a hobbit hole and eating their food, but they are so hard to find now-a-days.

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AffirmationCoyote.bsky.social @affirmationcoyote.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

It is World Introvert Day! And National Science Fiction Day! Affirmation Coyote hopes you had a chance to celebrate.

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caleb leigh stanton @calebshmaleb.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

amazing to me the richest man in the world got so obsessed with pronouns his egirl super star girlfriend left him

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AffirmationCoyote.bsky.social @affirmationcoyote.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Affirmation Coyote wishes everyone a happy new year. Jerks and bullies and haters aren't omnipotent. Don't imagine they have more power over your and others than they really have.

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caleb leigh stanton @calebshmaleb.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

saw an ad for a dating site for people 50+ and i (32) thought about joining

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AffirmationCoyote.bsky.social @affirmationcoyote.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

It is Tuesday! But also New Year's Eve! A confusing mix of a day. For most of you there will be no Hump Day this week. For the working stiffs keeping the wheels of civilization and commerce turning, we are grateful.

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caleb leigh stanton @calebshmaleb.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

you linger an extra 3/4 of a second on a food post and instagram thinks you want to see some yahoo’s lobster mac n cheese tacos

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caleb leigh stanton @calebshmaleb.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

i will forever adore jimmy carter more than maybe any other man in history, and i will never forget america saw fit to replace him with reagan

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caleb leigh stanton @calebshmaleb.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

i wonder what the fuck jack is doing lmao

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caleb leigh stanton @calebshmaleb.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

detroiters… a beautiful fantasy in a made up paradise. if only detroit was real

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AffirmationCoyote.bsky.social @affirmationcoyote.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Monday! Could be the start of an interrupted work week. Could be the start of a week off. Either way, Affirmation Coyote knows you'll rock it.

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AffirmationCoyote.bsky.social @affirmationcoyote.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Yup. Sunday. Affirmation Coyote knows you'll make the best of it.

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caleb leigh stanton @calebshmaleb.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

every saturday you should eat a quart of brunswick stew and 2 sleeves of saltine crackers. my doctor told me

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caleb leigh stanton @calebshmaleb.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

at the antique store, watched an elderly woman mime typewriting over an empty desk. my heart fell apart

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caleb leigh stanton @calebshmaleb.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

i ordered my mom a smithwick’s and she did not like it lol

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caleb leigh stanton @calebshmaleb.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

last night i went on a date and was so nervous that i got really bad reflux and kept having to swallow bile the whole time also asking “so like where do your parents live”

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caleb leigh stanton @calebshmaleb.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

suicide is funniest in ascii art and for the most inane reasons

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caleb leigh stanton @calebshmaleb.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

drinking and reading dune alone on christmas as the pagan gods intended

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AffirmationCoyote.bsky.social @affirmationcoyote.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Affirmation Coyote hopes you had a great Christmas, Yule, first day of Hanukkah, or whatever holiday get you jolly. Tomorrow, Kwanzaa Day One, and Boxing Day!

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caleb leigh stanton @calebshmaleb.bsky.social · 26/12/2024