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@calculizer.bsky.social
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
why would you spell eggs like that
a restaurant called ‘seal eggs’ but eggs is spelled weird
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
brooks cannot accept, process, or even consider that the world changes and evolves outside of his own calcified and narrow view. like ever
Recently I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch. Insensitively, I led her into a gourmet sandwich shop. Suddenly I saw her face freeze up as she was confronted with sandwiches named "Padrino" and "Pomodoro" and ingredients like soppressata, capicollo and a striata baguette. I quickly asked her if she wanted to go somewhere else and she anxiously nodded yes and we ate Mexican.
- David Brooks, The New York Times, July 11, 2017
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the tarantula scene in ‘something wicked this way comes’
still from the tarantula scene in the 1983 disney film ‘something wicked this way comes’
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
jazz wolf
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
backpack is indeed a good name for an enormous brown bear
photograph of a huge bear called backpack
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
rolling out my new ai agent 👍
abridged cover of the m83 album ‘junk’
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
jazz wolf
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
milton glaser's iconic i heart ny logo in many different configurations
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i mean, c'mon
wor-fm 98.7 promotional illustration by milton glaser.  psychedelic af
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
not many word pairings i like less than ‘startup planemaker’
seattle times headline ‘Inside the startup planemaker aiming to eclipse Boeing's huge WA plant’
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
norway was quite good for veg food until the pandemic. it's a small market and it's not part of the eu, and pretty much everything even a little adventurous or fun vaporized in 2021. the veg section at the grocery store looks like this these days (the lower rows are all meat)
'the veg section' at the grocery store
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
gavin newsom does consistently terrible things, and he has the kind of authoritarian hair that strongly suggests he will abandon you at whatever moment most suits his ambition
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
your move kamala harris
ny times headline reading 'Gavin Newsom Says He Won't Run for President in 2028 if Kamala Harris Does'
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i did not find the photos from when i went to wallace falls on 9/11. but i did find the photos that kekkipoo made of her beloved cats and put on the internet
a picture of three cats, made by kekkipoopicture of a cat, made by kekkipoopicture of a cat, made by kekkipoopicture of a cat, made by kekkipoo
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ghibli-ass floating island www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
floating island
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
it blows my mind that we're in a place where the right is using images like these to represent. . . what, the ideal? what they think people want? what an inversion, a total hellscape
ai generated image of a 'data center'the president's truth social avatara bunch of servers in a hallwayeven more servers in a hallway
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
happy september from the north
september trees goin yellowthe giant hogweed
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
agree
julian casablancas mewling ‘jeffff beeeeezoooosssss’ through heavy autotune at the strokes show in seattle. . . last night
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i was scrollin real quick and i saw this
another green world
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i'm selling a rare and unusual instrument that means a lot to me and i would love for it to go to someone who it'll also mean a lot to. gimme a shout if you need a special lil guy or if you have questions
steen nielsen hammerspinet, a 61 key single-strung 'una corda' convertible piano / harpsichord
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
tonight’s bedtime meal: - an ice cream bar - cheez-its i ate with a spoon - weird little good-for-you high fiber pie spice cookie goodnight
photo of the floor
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the solution to the problem of packing cheez-its in your checked luggage
a bowl of cheez-it crumbs
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
a lot of things qualify as 'creeping authoritarianism' or 'aspiring fascism' but removing a long-abandoned traffic hazard from a public road is not among them www-nrk-no.translate.goog/sorlandet/ba...
Boat abandoned in 80-speed zone for three months: - Dangerous to traffic
An ownerless, old boat has been abandoned on a road with an 80-speed zone in Tvedestrand for several months. Now locals fear that serious accidents will occur.- The boat is a potential danger to motorists and someone could be hit. Now we are heading towards a time when the autumn darkness is also falling, says Stig Roar Brandslet.
Brandslet meets NRK on Navestadveien in Tvedestrand.
The boat has been parked here for over three months, on a flat tire trailer.
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
case by case. i’d integrate them all but they often don’t fit in these shelves. i do try, whenever possible, to incorporate comprehensive single-album sets into the alphabet
a record collection
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
so an episode of 'how it's made'
What Canadian Goods Will Take Trump's 50% Tariffs? Some Pretty
Strange Items.
Buoys, dog muzzles, capes, national flags and
"base metal statuettes" from Canada are now more expensive for U.S. shoppers.
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
you sat here and ate a hot dog as a child
horizons show building and entrance at the epcot center.  the circle is where you sat and ate a hot dog as a child
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
hahahaha sure
will create peace in RBK
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
from left to right, marius from barnehage gil o'neill father john manson steven 'gold soundz' malcom
a photograph of marius from barnehage, gil o'neill, father john manson, and steven 'gold soundz' malcom
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
new petey usa smokes
petey, petey, petey, and jay
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
booji boy in his playpen making toast
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
we did what we could
donuts
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
it really does turn green
very green, too close to a tornado
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
hello hammond
tornado warning, hammond indiana
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
counterpoint
july 26 michigan dem senate primary polls, showing haley stevens losing to abdul el-sayed
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
chicago
photograph of a concert.  audience enjoying music artist jeff rosenstock and band
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
is it just me or is bezos trying to pass himself off as stanley tucci
jeff bezos, wearing a tuxedo, looking suspiciously like stanley tucci
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
happy summer from norway
looking north towards trondheimsfjorden.  wildflowers, trees, a barn
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
showed angine de poitrine to the 4 year old, and was promptly served with this in return
a child’s drawing of angine de poitrine
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
i dunno but it ain't that one
screenshot of an ebay listing for a single tdk sa-xg cassette, listed at USD $305.10this is a single tape
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
be back in 15 minutes
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i truly honest to god just gagged
the world cup half time show.  a man-boy earnestly plays the guitar for the people
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
this is the only thing i remember
a kid from the film 'bedknobs and broomsticks'.  he looks nonplussed at best
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the sun is finally setting
sunset looking north over trondheimsfjorden.  houses, trees, etc
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the swifts are finally here
summer swifts
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
holy cow may i recommend ’endling’ by maria reva
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
chad clark
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
too kind ❤️ i was gonna go here
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
jack antonoff
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
jimmy jam & terry lewis
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
john mcentire
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