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David's response to Stella's opinion of Josh is a bit over the top surely? Now he won't give her away? How childish, maybe when Ruth hears Pip's opinion of Josh she'll refuse to attend the wedding as well. Maybe they'll refuse to let them use the barn. #TheArchers And in that short episode we have all the reasons that Josh can't be bothered to spend his time coming back for the wedding. Who could argue with his decision? #TheArchers So there should be 2 payments into Alan's account? One for flowers and another for 6k? If there aren't 2 it's a case of too many 0s & he can refund the difference, if there are 2 it's a donation which he can return to the estate. Not sure why he's panicking! #TheArchers Pip seemed very unlike herself when she was talking to Lynda, but I fear Ruth and Dearvid won't be so magnanimous.
I also don't believe that Stella always keeps whatever it's called on a lead. #TheArchers Molly doesn't seem to have the right height of counter for her to work properly. #gbbo I'm glad Amber has delivered her baby safely, though I didn't really need to hear so much of it. #TheArchers It seems a little strange that, if Carol had taken such a dramatic and unexpected turn for the worse, there weren't missed calls from the medical staff on Anna's phone. #TheArchers Carol is infuriating at times, but her fears around dying during an operation, especially at her age,are not unfounded. I really disliked the way Anna and Alan seemed so patronising and incredulous when she broached the subject. #TheArchers I'm wondering whether Carol has only been in the graveyard 3 minutes and is pretending to be unconscious. #TheArchers Lily has taken leave of her senses. Can Harrison really be so difficult to resist? #TheArchers Oh Pat, for goodness sake, leave it alone. They broke a window, Alan shouted at them. If Henry is upset then it's probably because he knows he was in the wrong. #TheArchers We can only hope it's one night only for Lily and Harrison. Even that is going to make the catch up over coffee with Fallon a bit awkward! #TheArchers I don't understand the rehoming of Monty. First of all,he's an old dog, very difficult to rehome. Second, he's a large old dog, even more difficult. Thirdly, he's a large old sheep killing dog. Where will they find someone to adopt him? This seems crazy. #TheArchers So now we know why Monty refused to attend the fete. #TheArchers Alice needed reminding that there are still things Martha doesn't understand? #TheArchers Look, it's all very well filling the time with the great news about Harrison and Fallon splitting up and Jolene and Kenton behaving like idiots.
But what about Monty's DNA test?
#TheArchers How toe curlingly embarrassing! What on earth did Harrison and his amazingly wonderful colleagues do? #TheArchers I don't understand why everyone is so thrilled to have Harrison back. He's so dreadful and false in every moment. #TheArchers That's it, I've had more than enough of Harrison now. Get rid of him. #TheArchers Has Adam told anyone yet about Brian's negative dementia test? I don't remember hearing anyone mention it. #TheArchers I'm no fan of Brian, but I'm delighted to hear him outing Adam's vile gaslighting behaviour. #TheArchers On first listening I was on Brian's side, on second listening I'm still on Brian's side. Adam doesn't care about Home Farm, the land or anything except himself and (maybe) Xander's inheritance. #TheArchers Adam is so lacking in self awareness, it would never occur to him that is may have been something he said that set everyone against him. #TheArchers I don't understand why Adam asked to own the land and couldn't have been content with running the farm, and all 5 of them sharing the profits, with him taking a wage as well. Not that it was an option as far as Brian was concerned. #TheArchers The way Adam tried to manipulate Alice was shameful. Even Ian disapproves. #TheArchers Adam is the deranged one. I hope Brian has signed a water tight contract for all the caravans in the country to descend on home farm at the earliest opportunity. #TheArchers Why can't Pip request a DNA test for herself? #TheArchers No Helen, not "just in the other room" step outside. Don't listen at the door. Erik, be on your guard. #TheArchers Awful the way Helen is so judgemental and patronising towards Kirsty, all the while pretending she's her friend. Why can't Kirsty see it? #TheArchers Adam seems happy to plunge his blinkered selfish head into the sand. How much more evidence does he need to see that Brian is very far from alright? #TheArchers Now Khalil and Akram can design a suitable aviary for Fletcher and other rescued inmates. I'm very pleased for him. #TheArchers Why does Lynda need to give advice to Azra about how to talk about mental health? Why is Azra so often portrayed as clueless? #TheArchers What on earth is happening in #TheArchers tonight? Has there been some kind of visitation of the Midwich Cuckoo variety? The old Robert would have dashed out into the garden to build an aviary with a heated box for the winter. #TheArchers Did Jesus require a folding table to spread the word? #TheArchers Helen, tone deaf to everyone. Tony and his beloved cows, Tracy in her council house. Just a pompous, hateful woman. #TheArchers Josh is the spare, why don't David and Ruth just admit it and move on. #TheArchers I'm even more annoyed about the Brookfield inheritance debacle than I was on first listening. Why shouldn't farmers pay inheritance tax just like everyone else? And if you're paying it you're privileged. STFU you entitled twonks. #TheArchers Not only are Ruth, David and Pip self satisfied selfish twats, seems like they're rubbish landlords as well, by the sounds of the state of the tumbledown cottage that Carole Tregorran squats in. #TheArchers But what about Amber? Has she suddenly decided she loves George after all? Or is she just waiting until he's better, which he seems to be already, before dumping him again? #TheArchers Whinging, whining Harrison. Has he come back just to remind us how dislikeable he had become. Go back to to Yorkshire Harrison. Or maybe he'll be going to prison after murdering George. #TheArchers Some of it goes back to when Nic smacked George. Ok so she shouldn't have smacked him, she ought to have used a different punishment, but that's when he saw how he could do something wrong and then manipulate people to feel sorry for him and blame someone else. #TheArchers I wonder whether any baby in #TheArchers has been born in the planned location. I truly hope Phoebe's can be born in Blackpool and avoid Kate for it's first few hours at least. The strangest thing of all about the stuck in the past, cumudgeonly Mulligan is that Esme found his will on the computer! #TheArchers And George, already milking his selfless Markie betrayal. Jolene, if they're after George, maybe don't bring him into the pub by employing him. #TheArchers I'm finding David and Ruth more tiresome than usual. They're such martyrs. What is the point of this unknown, uncared for farmer's storyline? #TheArchers Azra has lost the plot. No the scriptwriters have lost the previous scripts. #TheArchers I would think that training Pip would be as important as training Cleo and Rosie. #TheArchers 
