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Hecate

@calamityz.one
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Ancient sorceress with an attitude problem. 27. it/its calamityz.one/about/main

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Hecate @calamityz.one · 28/09/2026
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 16/09/2026
they should not have been letting her do that
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 13/09/2026
havent seen it yet but feeling slightly targeted by Fiore's design in the new Disventure Camp episode
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 02/09/2026
Dave just got out of Coyote vs. ACME
a conversation formatted to look like a Pesterlog from the webcomic Homestuck
TG: in the end it all comes down to gay love
TG: gay love the roadrunner has for coyote
GT: was it ever established they were both guys?
TG: is that your fucking problem with it
TG: theyre both guys yeah
GT: i dont have a problem!
GT: i just think it raises a very interesting point
TG: what
GT: well as plot points go the enemies falling in love at the end is kind of lame
GT: like it just makes everything he did to him okay?
TG: what
TG: no man you dont get it
TG: they were always in love
TG: it's like bdsm or something
GT: uh
TG: theyre perverts john
TG: theyre perverts and we're part of their sick little exhibitionist sideshow
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 24/08/2026
:?
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 12/08/2026
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 10/08/2026
saw The 36th Chamber of Shaolin. oh yes. movies are good
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 09/08/2026
so that didnt age so well
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 05/08/2026
watched The Odyssey
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 03/08/2026
i'll be blunt, there's about 45 minutes of good movie in this one's 2h10m runtime. could really have done without the montages and Fortnite League of Legends fight scenes. the plot exists, sometimes. there are some interesting things in the last 30 minutes but nothing we havent seen before.
Netflix poster for Cosmic Princess Kaguya
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 27/07/2026
started watching Teen Titans today
a screenshot of Beast Boy from the animated television series Teen TItans. a red circle is poorly drawn around his head, along with an arrow leading to the typed text "What does he even do?"
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 26/07/2026
screenshot of a Discord message from 2/24/25

customer: [waiting for a passport photo] how much do i owe you for these?

zero: i honestly don't remember, i think it's 19.99 before tax.

customer: funny, you don't smell like weed.

zero: i appreciate that. that's very generous of you.
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 22/07/2026
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 16/07/2026
finished The Two of Them Are Pretty Much Like This. reasonably enjoyable fluffy age gap yuri. art is cute, some of the jokes are funny. cute or funny enough for me to enthusiastically recommend? god no lol i would say there is very little in the way of engaging plot or character depth. just fine
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 15/07/2026
saw The Invite and channeled our inner 2011-era Facebook user to explain how we felt about it
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 12/07/2026
saw Days of Thunder at PFS. engaging enough sports movie hiding a quite irritating and shallow romance. runs into the classic shonen issue of all of the homosocial relationships being *way* more erotic than the heterosexual one. the movie opens on several shots of a Confederate flag. so that's weird
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 08/07/2026
saw I Love Boosters. cool, visually fantastic, frequently funny, absurd movie. the capitalist critique has some intrigue but seems unwilling to take its revolution very far beyond peaceful protests. that element is disappointing in comparison to Sorry to Bother You, which has a more ambitious ending
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 01/07/2026
we went to PFS and saw My Own Private Idaho. i sincerely think we have a lot to learn about this "cinema" thing. have a nice day.
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 29/06/2026
youtube algorithm hit me with such a nasty read i felt physically nauseous
screenshot of a Youtube video preview. the thumbnail features Jax from The Amazing Digital Circus and Sasha Waybright from Amphibia. they are both visibly distressed. the title of the video is JAX & SASHA VOICE SWAP | The Amazing Digital Circus/Amphibia
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 27/06/2026
anything you could want. graphics, gameplay, soundtrack, and a huge ancient cave
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 17/06/2026
wait... doesn't this mean that Halimede—[blushing] uh. nevermind.
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 14/06/2026
oh my god
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 14/06/2026
uhhh. you okay buddy
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 14/06/2026
Metroid Fusion moment that made us go "wait, they can do that?" hearing a human voice was genuinely jarring for a second lol
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 13/06/2026
fuck me this shit is so aura
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 13/06/2026
so degrading
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 09/06/2026
wait. what
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 04/06/2026
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 02/06/2026
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 26/05/2026
heralding a new era of Homestuck discourse
a series of messages from Discord user gravitationalCalamity [GC], first quoting an excerpt from the Homestuck wiki:

"After powering the machine, Jack goes to Room 3, which is apparently capable of teleporting characters or objects to the endgame door in either the kids' or the trolls' Incipisphere. With this, he gets on the Deappearifier and teleports away to the trolls' session."

then reacting to it:
ngl bitch
when you actually read an explanation of Cascade it does kind of feel random bullshit go
"apparently that can happen" yeah apparently
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 03/05/2026
harrowing discoveries in the Lepidoptery mines
two messages from Discord user "Hecate." they read:
[thinking about Lepidoptery] i guess i kind of think Ghost is a deconstruction of the wish fulfillment element of HDG. see, she wants you to be the best version of yourself, but she's a representation of the fact that achieving the "best version" of you, being dragged toward it kicking and screaming notwithstanding, involves a lot of difficult work, possibly even a lot of pain
[processing] oh my god. Ghost d'Espelette is a Vriska
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 26/04/2026
[hiding a nosebleed] improving mental facilities and doinng what now
In Supplemental Training, the player completes exercises from the previous Brain Age installments. Unlike Devilish Training, the exercises have the vague aim of improving mental facilities and decreasing the player's "mental age."
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 11/04/2026
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 04/04/2026
crucially: having a bit more freedom with the HTML allows the work to be more Homestuck than ever
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 20/03/2026
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 13/03/2026
unfortunately the exact comment i expect to read when i am informed of a Cave Story nerdcore concept album
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 26/02/2026
screaming. it never ends
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 24/02/2026
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 22/02/2026
coming out of retirement
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 21/02/2026
this is such a cozy and poignant bench. don't wanna wake him
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 14/02/2026
saw a special feature tonight
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 31/01/2026
very ashamed to say this Splinter Cell dialogue made me lol
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 24/01/2026
ok
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 19/12/2025
don't even FUCK with me right now don't FUCK with me
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 19/12/2025
what the fuuuuck. 6 7
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 15/12/2025
genuinely shocked by these Rhythm Doctor achievements. how many players have finished the game.........
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 13/12/2025
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 08/12/2025
those crazy sons of bitches. they did it
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 22/11/2025
idk
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Hecate @calamityz.one · 21/11/2025
screenshot of a Discord message from Hecate. "i just got wrecked in the Zanuff matchup. i was KO'd by Chipp damage"
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