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Emet-Selch @calamitymaker.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

He sits and fusses with his napkin, laying it across his lap delicately like the Lord he is. Or was. "Did it take you terribly long to prepare all this? I am impressed. Beyond impressed, and you must *know* by now how meaningful that is.

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Emet-Selch @calamitymaker.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Of *course* I do. I can will myself to look however I want! But, thank you. It is good to know I am well received.

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Emet-Selch @calamitymaker.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Why are you so focused on the past today, hm?

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Emet-Selch @calamitymaker.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

No. For all that I know, you could be *venomous*.

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Emet-Selch @calamitymaker.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

He looks over the spread eyebrows raised in surprise. "Lucky for you, I've come to very much enjoy the food of the sundered world."

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Emet-Selch @calamitymaker.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

No jokes, but do *not* make me regret saying so.

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Emet-Selch @calamitymaker.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

[He just stand there looking like a tired mom.]

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Emet-Selch @calamitymaker.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Ah. Of course. The day of japes.

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Emet-Selch @calamitymaker.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

That was *their* mistake, though it would hardly be surprising to see you *repeating* Azem's.

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Emet-Selch @calamitymaker.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Must you pull these emotional niceties out of me?

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Emet-Selch @calamitymaker.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I suppose it will come down to who bites *harder*, then.

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Emet-Selch @calamitymaker.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I am *plenty* fun. Just not when there is *work* to be done.

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Emet-Selch @calamitymaker.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

...Spend time with me. I've missed you.

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Emet-Selch @calamitymaker.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Since when have I gone around *inspiring confidence* from people?

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Emet-Selch @calamitymaker.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I very well could be. Watch your back.

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Emet-Selch @calamitymaker.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

And how do you know that I am not *already* those things? When you see a cubus, is it as such? Or is it me in disguise? Perhaps I am not even *Emet-Selch*. I could be three shoebills assuming his form.

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Emet-Selch @calamitymaker.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Give it time, cat. I am still waking up.

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Emet-Selch @calamitymaker.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Busy? Enough to keep me from *you*? No.

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Emet-Selch @calamitymaker.bsky.social · 02/04/2026