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Calamity Bird

@calamity-bird.bsky.social
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Gen-X, Buddhist, empty nester, Ruby programmer, and passionate socialist. I'm also obsessed with Mass Effect and Ted Lasso to a frankly weird degree.

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Calamity Bird @calamity-bird.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Fun side fact, I learned a few days ago when I discovered a big snail egg sac at the top of the tank that Gary is, in fact, a girl. However, I will never not name a snail Gary. It's just required.
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Calamity Bird @calamity-bird.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
My snail Gary seems to be taking a spa day and honestly I am feeling that vibe.
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Calamity Bird @calamity-bird.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
When my husband and I started dating it drove me crazy that he called coupons "COOPuns". Now I say it too
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Calamity Bird @calamity-bird.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I miss that show. It boggles my mind that it only lasted one season.
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Calamity Bird @calamity-bird.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Now she's trying to come for my man John Oliver? Oh do let me go pop some popcorn...
variety.com
J.K. Rowling Says John Oliver ‘Spouts Absolute Bulls—’ About Trans Athletes Not Posing ‘Any Threat to Safety and Fairness’ in Women’s Sports
J.K. Rowling has slammed John Oliver over his support for transgender athletes in women's sports.
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Calamity Bird @calamity-bird.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
My conservative parents lived in Texas for years and kept trying to convince me to move out there. My dad's whole strategy was to suggest nearby Austin because "YOU'D like Austin, it's like the Berkeley of Texas".
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Calamity Bird @calamity-bird.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
My hat is running out of space for buttons but I think we can all agree that I NEEDED to buy these.
A pair of enamel pins that say "I'm too clumsy to be around fragile masculinity" and "My favorite season is the fall of the patriarchy"
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