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@calamitouscorvid.bsky.social
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Just another cantankerous internet dipshit and reply-guy in recovery. I mostly bitch about driving because it's the biggest source of strife in my personal life.

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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
The algorithm is too good sometimes
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
The most infuriating thing about the #ai discussion is the fact that the average person seems to think AI begins and ends at ChatGPT. You should be much more worried about the AI surveillance network being built in your city and the fact that they're the ones denying your insurance claims.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Such a shit take. It reeks of sweaty rich people trying hard to move the target off their back and reminds me of the insufferable habit wealthy people have of pretending they are not wealthy. The "guy who's not my enemy" VOTES for the billionaire's policies, you dumb bitch. He can get fucked, too.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Apparently the CEO of #astronomer has "stepped down" according to the companies official statement. Conspicuously missing is and mention of the women. Ten bucks says they either let her keep her job or pay her to go away so she doesn't try to flip the script and sue since she was a subordinate.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Hot take: It should be illegal to add pleasant fragrances to products that contain toxic chemicals. We have trained multiple generations of people to WANT to inhale some absolutely insane shit and handwaved away all liability with some tiny text on the back of the label. Bad things should smell bad!
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
If you believe we will ever see the untainted Epstein files or the complete list of his clients you are without question one of the most delusional human beings who has ever lived. The only person who has control of that list is Netanyahu because Epstein WAS A MOSSAD INTELLIGENCE ASSET. Grow up.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I had a moment like this once walking into a museum in Minnesota. A group of 3 helicopters flew overhead as we were walking in and suddenly every visible man in the area including myself stopped in their tracks and watched them fly by. It was so fascinating. v.redd.it/nw4wc0bwrfcf1
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From the JustGuysBeingDudes community on Reddit: It can't be explained.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Have you checked your car cabin filter lately? You should.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Sometimes it feels like the world was just built wrong and now there's literally just no way to fix it. From the actual physical design of our cities to the social structures we've put in place, it really does feel like there's so much that's fundamentally wrong. How do you fix that?
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Every company needs a guy named Dale who sits in all the product meetings. Dale has no high school diploma and he is easily annoyed. His whole job is to sit in these meetings with a baseball bat and every time you suggest some idea for the product that annoys him he hits you with it.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
As my cat immediately walks away from the bowl of wet food he just got done literally screaming at me incessantly for, I truly and fully understand why some people absolutely fucking hate these creatures.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Uh oh, Sydney Sweeney showed up with all the other skinwalkers for Bezos' wedding. Time to watch gooners twist themselves into a knot to explain why she's somehow different than anyone else there.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
No turn signal at all: dick move. Everyone hates you. Before you hit the brakes: Perfect. No notes. Early warning of braking. After the brakes: not as good. Missed the chance to pre-warn about braking. Still better than none. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TURN: You're too dumb to be alive. Give up.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Dear neoliberals who think the justice system will prevail. Only 19 Nazis were convicted at Nuremberg. Thousands were never held accountable and many were given cushy jobs and exempted from any consequence. If you think lawsuits and trials are coming to save you, you're already dead.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
With a few notable exceptions, crispy is almost always better than crunchy.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I am begging. Pleading. Shitting crying and pissing on my knees. Just please, please, STOP INTERRUPTING THE FUCKING HOLD MUSIC EVERY 10 SECONDS TO ASK ME TO LEAVE A CALLBACK NUMBER OR THANK ME FOR WAITING. You are constantly fucking with me thinking someone is picking up, quit this bullshit.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
If police put even 10% of the effort into real crimes as they do shit like this we might actually see justice. They're really trying to make us all so mad we just toss our phones in the trash. Can't catch these murderers and pedophiles though! www.king5.com/article/news...
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Washington targets speeders with cellphone data
Discover how Washington State Patrol uses cellphone data to pinpoint speeding hotspots and enhance road safety across key highways. Stay safe with new insights.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Don't forget to lubricate and maintain your coping mechanisms.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
STOP ASKING AND STOP SHOWING UP ALONE YOU STUPID MOUTH BREATHING TROGLODYTES. THE LAW IS CLEAR. SHOW UP WITH STATE POLICE AND NG AND DETAIN ANYONE WHO OPPOSES YOU. Fucking tired of Democrats pretending to do shit and then pretending to be surprised when their shit fails. v.redd.it/26ug0hyylr7f1
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From the 50501 community on Reddit: ICE denied U.S. Reps. Raja Krishnamoorthi (D-IL) and Jonathan Jackson (D-IL) entry into its South Loop facility in Chicago.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Whether you believe the catheter thing or not, you've got to be a special kind of mentally deficient to believe that Donald fucking Trump has a giant penis and this is the first time we're ever hearing or seeing about it. Even his most feverish supporters admit he's braggadocious. No chance.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Reposting because finding a pixel artist who is literally willing to work for exposure is crazy as hell.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Oh yeah I'm soooo sure that a bunch of looters who just smashed an Apple store all decided to leave their stolen phones gently on the curb right next to each other when the alarms went off instead of just smashing them against the concrete. This shit is so bogus 🙄. v.redd.it/a70nuxqcq66f1
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From the interestingasfuck community on Reddit: Every Apple device stolen from the Apple Store in Downtown Los Angeles last night is now sounding an alarm saying it should be returned
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
There it is. There's that neoliberal white moderate hand wringing that Dr King EXPLICITLY complained about in his letter from prison. He went as far as to state that people like this are a greater obstacle to civil rights than the KKK. The whitewashing is insane. Fuck these people so much.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
If I have to hear one more neoliberal dipshit bring up the Nuremberg trials. I'm jumping into a fucking River. Less than 30 Nazis were prosecuted. Stop coping. The courts aren't coming to save us.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Mark Cuban is living proof that being a billionaire just poisons your brain. Even as one of the least evil examples of his kind he's still completely out of touch with the reality of the common man and is such a sensitive little bitch about how much attention people pay to him he simply can't relate
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Reminder that Zuckerberg has purchased over 1600 acres of Hawaiian land to turn into a delusional doomsday compound where he can hide from the poors while the machinations of his bullshit cause the world to burn.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Girlfriend got me a completely random surprise gift. Never even knew these existed and she snatched a pair for me. If you need me I'll be ring shopping.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I have such a problem making inconsequential decisions. I perform fine under pressure when it matters and I have no problem making tough choices that are important but when it truly doesn't matter what I choose I fucking freeze like a deer. Life and death?Easy. But don't ask me what doritos I want.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Barbara Walters pressed Dolly Parton harder on her wardrobe than this man pressed the president of the United States on being a fascist moron. v.redd.it/0f8ng8wegvxe1 American journalists are all cock sucking demons and I will shed not a single fucking tear when they're the first ones put down.
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From the PublicFreakout community on Reddit: Trump believes Kilmar Abrego Garcia had the actual characters MS13 tattooed on his hand in the image the White House released
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
This country stopped being a serious place to live when we stopped carrying assholes out of town on rails and dumping them in the ditch.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Seven years in prison for being a liar. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... Seven fucking years in prison for lying while the president has 34 felonies and will die a free man with no consequence. I literally never want to hear another fucking word about the rule of law from anyone ever again.
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George Santos given seven-year prison term for fraudulent congressional run
Republican former representative who had lied about his credentials sobbed in court saying he was ‘humbled’
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Lyle Rath @lyle.wrathclub.com · 22/04/2025
Our goofy lil pokemon parody keeps getting millions of views when stolen on insta/tiktok so sharing the original upload again youtu.be/DyOsYQGfQr0?...
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Pokémon Terlet
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
People will bitch and whine and moan and groan about influencer culture and how obnoxious people act in public now. But as soon as anybody is held accountable for their deeds, those same people call it an overreaction and demand consequences for the other side. www.reddit.com/r/ImTheMainC...
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From the ImTheMainCharacter community on Reddit: Don't know how was that supposed to end...
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
If you know, you know. I buy another one every time I lose one. And this isn't counting the main one above these or the 2 in my work bag. #gremlins #10mm
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The Internet will go down right next to the gun as one of the most pivotal and also most destructive things to human society that has ever been created by man.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
"The billionaires who backed Trump are losing billions in the stock market! 😃" And Mark Zuckerberg owns enough land area of Hawaii to create his own functioning city-state. They don't give a fuck. Stop coping. These people could lose 90% of their wealth and still buy and sell your whole life.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I like how we're supposed to take the Eric Adams dismissal as some kind of win because Trump can't use it as blackmail. As if it's impossible for an authoritarian government to coerce people in other ways. Also have you considered the fact that maybe he'll just be a piece of shit for free?
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Anyone who buys and drives a retired Police cruiser is pretty much guaranteed to be an asshole without exception
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Oh boy April fools day. I can't wait to see the oh so whacky social media posts companies come up with and the obsessive need for everyone to share them!
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
The loving embrace of warm pants from the dryer cruelly betrayed by the searing of the hot buttons.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I think "people who didn't submit data to 23andme" are more righteously indignant than religious folk. I've never seen so much smugness for not using a product. I also love how these people present it as an obvious decision based on privacy but have never once read a TOS they signed.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
A lot of people don't know this but car toppers are free. You can just take them.
A filing cabinet with a pizza hut and Papa John's car topper attached to the sides.  All I need is a Dominos.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
WHY DOES YOUR BREATH SMELL LIKE BIRD SEED
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
My favorite part is that he was already dressed like Dib.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Anybody who designs products for living should be forced to completely assemble and disassemble the entire thing with nothing but a screwdriver and a single set of wrenches before their design is.put into production. Tired of shit design because some technician fucked some designer's wife.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
With the sentiments in this thread you'd think credit card theft wasn't a 34 billion dollar problem and cards weren't infinitely less secure than cash which requires elaborate counterfeiting operations to fake. Just more "step on me harder daddy" shit from idiots. www.reddit.com/r/unitedking...
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From the unitedkingdom community on Reddit: ‘A fundamental right’: UK high street chains and restaurants challenged over refusal to accept cash
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Liberals when you protest while being non-obstructive: " this is spineless and useless! Fuck your little ping pong paddle signs! DO SOMETHING!" Liberals when you disruptively protest: " you're hurting your own cause! This is making people hate you! There are better ways!" We're so fucked.
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Sometimes comments hit so good
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I love it when the algorithm puts two posts together like this 🤌🏻🤌🏻
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Bingus @calamitouscorvid.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Dear anyone delivering a package to a house: Don't put boxes in front of doors that obviously open outwards you cannot possibly be this fucking stupid.
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