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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 14h
I am so happy about this short. It's everything we could have ever dreamed of for their dynamic. Plus, super huge validation for how I planned to write them during a future arc of DofE. I cannot wait to write it. But alas, I must write a space adventure with Stolitz first.
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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 19h
static.klipy.com
White Chicks: Iconic Dance Off Scene
ALT: White Chicks: Iconic Dance Off Scene
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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 20h
🫂 love you
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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 20h
One time, @humblebumbee.bsky.social asked me, "If Blitz has spikes on his dick, how does he wear a condom?" I still think about this from time to time. It haunts me.
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lemon 🍋💫 @helluvalemon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thought this would be a perfect time to repost my first ever smut, 47 Days. It was originally written pre-mastermind but is still canon (as of season 2) and I hope yall like it ☺️ archiveofourown.org/works/59260843
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47 Days - HelluvaLemon - Helluva Boss (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]
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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Omg he’s beautiful 🤩
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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hilarious.
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Helluva Boss Andrealphus: That's Hilarious!
ALT: Helluva Boss Andrealphus: That's Hilarious!
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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is so good.
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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You didn’t have to post Viv’s personal texts to you like that. *Sigh* these boys. I wrote my plant fic before the latest trailer so womp womp for me. I’m strapped in for the angst.
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Picnicat @picnicat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#IMPtober haunted by a yeehaw cowboy
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oooh, okay wait i could probably share some…
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Razoth @razoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How Season 3 could have played out... 😅 (Mind the tags) archiveofourown.org/works/79370416 #HelluvaBoss #StolitzFics #Stolitz
Picture of a Story Summary

Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
Helluva Boss (Web Series)
Relationship:
Blitzo/Stolas Goetia
Characters:
Blitzo (Helluva Boss)Stolas GoetiaLoona (Helluva Boss)Octavia GoetiaMillie (Helluva Boss)Moxxie (Helluva Boss)Andrealphus (Helluva Boss)Stella Goetia
Additional Tags:
Post-Episode: s02e12 Sinsmas (Helluva Boss)AngstFluffSmutHurt/ComfortEmotional Hurt/ComfortLight AngstSelf-HatredHealingStolas Goetia Loves BlitzoBlitzo Loves Stolas GoetiaBlitzo Needs a Hug (Helluva Boss)Explicit Sexual ContentStolas Goetia Has a CloacaGay SexOral SexCloaca SexEmotional SexMasturbationPraise Kink
Language:EnglishCollections:Helluva Mini Bang 2025Stats:Published:2026-02-12Completed:2026-02-14Words:13,620Chapters:3/3Comments:64Kudos:149Bookmarks:34Hits:2,080
The More Things Change
Razoth
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When the fire had happened, Blitzø lost everything. His family, Fizz, the only life he had ever known. He had to rebuild from nothing, living with the guilt that he had caused it. With the trial, it had been Stolas’ turn. Via, his position, everything he had had been taken from him, and he blamed himself for it.

Healing would take time, and there would be scars. Stolas would have to walk the same path Blitzø did. There was one key difference though, Blitzø could walk with Stolas, so that his owl didn't have to do it alone. Bit by bit, piece by piece, they could hammer his life, their lives, into a shape they would be happy with.
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💙Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey💜 @thebonfiresystem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We started with “More Than Anything” (Loona & Octavia conversation shortfic) archiveofourown.org/works/62470744 And then followed it up with correlating Stolitz post-Sinsmas speculative longshot (long oneshot) “This Is Me Trying” #StolitzFics archiveofourown.org/works/62891428
More Than
Anything
BiFelicia319
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It's finally happened: The Goetia have decreed that Stolas' estranged daughter, Octavia, be forced into marriage, but not if the I.M.P. gang have anything to say about it!
~*~
"I didn't ask you to intervene!"
Octavia sputtered.
"No, but obviously you needed the intervention."
"Fucking says who?!"
"Your miserable-ass face and the miserable-ass dad you threw away the first chance you had,I Just Wanted You To Know That This Is Me Trying
BiFelicia319
Summary:
It was weird how angry he wasn't. He had thought he d collapse into wrathful despair if he and Stolas didn't work out. If all this suffering had been in vain.
The despair was there, sure, but not a trace of anger could be found, and he was glad. Stolas didn't deserve it, nor did the Owl owe him a fucking thing. Stolas had lost everything because of him. Considering the way the ex-prince had kissed him during the battle, Blitzø easily knew the cause of death of whatever they might have been.
Despite his meltdown about being poor, Stolas could have come through that with his love for Blitzø still intact. He wouldn't have kissed Blitzø that way if it weren't possible. Octavia... Stolas hadn't been the same since Octavia, and there was not a
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Ash 🔜 LVLUP 27 @abirdie24.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ooh!! I have some! One is ongoing that I pick up when I can 💙 Posted below ⬇️
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💛Humble💛 @humblebumbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My list of fics below!
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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my love, tied up and healed, last but not least, my latest fic. Features established Stolitz. Stolas is struggling with PTSD from his kidnapping, and Blitz helps him. archiveofourown.org/works/93409921
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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i still believe you should be with me, a 5+1 fic where Stolas gets jealous post-Sinsmas. Another Stolitz get-together fic. archiveofourown.org/works/76750811
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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i wanna be adored, a 5+1 fic of the times Blitz wanted to be adored in his life. Two scenes are s3, featuring Blitz and Moxxie fighting over the baby, and Stolas making Blitz feel loved. archiveofourown.org/works/89899871
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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your roots are left in mine, womp womp - we already know this one isn't canon compliant anymore. Written after the LVLUP teaser, Blitz brings home a plant for Stolas. A happier ending. archiveofourown.org/works/84115366
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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my funny valentine, a funny romp I wrote for @hellamews.bsky.social. Stolitz trying to make Valentine's Day plans for each other. archiveofourown.org/works/79461246
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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling, I wrote this for @stolitzsilas.bsky.social's bday. Vassago is enlisted to keep an eye on Octavia, leading to a confrontation with Andrealphus. archiveofourown.org/works/75182526
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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
love the life you killed, an M&M fic. Millie is heavily pregnant and worried that the baby will change everything, or even worse, that Moxxie would want her to change. When Moxxie tries to change up their bedroom dynamic, they are forced to talk. archiveofourown.org/works/66801685
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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my sister, part 3 of my circus fire trilogy. Stolas and Blitz encounter Barbie at a club. Things don't go well. archiveofourown.org/works/83612241
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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your smile, my ghost, part 2 of my circus fire trilogy. Another Stolitz get-together fic, this time, when Blitz gets invited to Fizz's birthday party, old wounds resurface. archiveofourown.org/works/672944...
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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
something might be found, my first s3 speculative fic. Includes Blitz getting jealous of Prince Sitri (not Vassago!). A Stolitz get-together fic. archiveofourown.org/works/64061017
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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank you to everyone who has participated so far today. I've tried to repost all of the ones I saw. Here is my list of canon compliant fics. I have tons of Stolitz, but I also have an M&M fic and an Icyago fic too. Already, one of my fics isn't canon-compliant after the trailer, but we can pretend.
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Scratched-Silk Radio @scratchedsilkradio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So, I have one completed (my first ever, actually!), and one that was originally a one-shot but I decided to write more and haven't finished yet 😁 *Links in comments*
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Lovely, Charming Zelda @lovelyzelda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is apparently all I’ve been doing for the last 2 years. Fics below ⬇️
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Mistbored 🌙💜 @mistbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Obviously you guys know the other season 3 spec fic I wrote because I finished it less than a week ago. You Built This Cage is the exact opposite of CosmicBird, so if you feel like being a little sad but also maybe a little bit empowered give it a read: archiveofourown.org/works/921323...
Cover to the fic You Built This Cage
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Nessie🪷🦎 @fai7hl3ss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I still need to go back and finish this one eventually, but it's my take on Blitzø trying to improve his head game post-Sinsmas by doing the unthinkable: Asking for help.
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Kaz 🦇 sleepy (but also spooky) @kayzowl.com · 01/10/2026
fill in the cracks was before FM came out so it was more speculative s2 part 2 than s3, but i still like it! it was the first thing i wrote in the fandom 😌 i knew canon was gonna be way different but i still wanted to play w blorbos #helluvaBoss #stolitz 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/54973852
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TenshiK🦊 @tenshikits.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have a couple of faves from my library. All of them are canon-compliant until Sinsmas; Some have speculative outcomes for Married Stolitz, but this one is Aftermath/ Getting Together Love Like You: archiveofourown.org/works/80407611
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chloe ✨💚 suffocating between stoly’s thicc thighs @impfckr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
wahhh fun idea! I have a lot of post-sinsmas fics hehe, I’ll link a few of them below 🥺
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Mistbored 🌙💜 @mistbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CosmicBird posted to r/AmITheAsshole was THE fic I needed to write before season 3 just to process where we landed at the end of last season. Also fun fact it’s very fun to reread if you need a break from anxiety spiraling about s3 lol archiveofourown.org/works/740511...
Cover for the fic CosmicBird posted to r/AmITheAsshole
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Glitter☆Koneko @glitterkonekohb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The only canon compliant fic I've ever done was a collab with my dearest friend @stolitzsilas.bsky.social !! (MY FIRST FIC!) #helluvaboss | #Stolas | #Blitz | #Blitzo | #Stolitz archiveofourown.org/works/623547...
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jude @j00d.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here's a fic I whipped up a while back! 💖💖 Thank you Cait for coming up with this little celebration! archiveofourown.org/works/72315566
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Uhu🦉 ~ Birdowlorigin 🦉 @uhueule.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is so cute!!! I offer here my very first fic!!! With art by @gilau.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/770446...
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Persephone_legge @persephonelegge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank you @caitsoprano.bsky.social for this initiative! This is my post-Sinsmas series, focused on the relationship between Stolas and Octavia. Andrealphus manipulated Via and stole her powers. So she has to reconnect with her father and try to recover what the ice peacock tore away from them.
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All The Time I Never Called You Daughter - Chapter 1 - Persephone_legge - Helluva Boss (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]
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Hali 👻🔞 HB SPOILERS @birdpuss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a good chunk of my fics are set post-sinsmas, but one i want to share for this is my #Stolitz bang fic from the start of the year! in less than ten words: jealous stolas makes a ridiculous plan to seduce blitz 😌 archiveofourown.org/works/77114241
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i want you tuned in to my eyes - ulieunha (bomyokoi) - Helluva Boss (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]
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Niccea @niccea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have two fics that fit for this. First is Mission: Heartbreaker. Stolas is getting the hang of being I.M.P.'s secretary, but things are not doing as well at home. Blitzø keeps disappearing at night, and there are rumors about the Andrealphus receiving late night visits from an imp. [1/3]
Cover for Mission: Heartbreaker. Picture of a file that says Private. Two papers are in it. Bottom paper has a cut off picture of "Elsa" clipped to it. Top paper has a picture of Blitzø wearing Stolas' robe clipped that has #1 Boss on the caption. Byline for fic is Where does Blitzø keep disappearing to at night? And, why does Andrealphus look satisfied in the morning?
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onlyseemfamiliar.bsky.social @onlyseemfamiliar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My thread of my Season 3 speculative fanfics: Let’s start with my series “All the Ways I say I Love You” includes confrontations with past villains, Stolas and Octavia reuniting, M&M’s baby girl, and lots of lovey-dovey #Stolitz moments. archiveofourown.org/series/6015916
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All the Ways I Say I Love You - Onlyseemfamiliar - Helluva Boss (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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La Chimica Cattiva @lachimicacattiva.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have a few, but this is the longest and most beloved (by me at least). Barbie almost died, Cash is his usual shitty self and Blitz has severe PTSD episodes. Poor Stolas has to deal with it and his mental healt archiveofourown.org/works/638276...
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Where Shadows Weep - Chapter 1 - La_Chimica_Cattiva - Helluva Boss (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]
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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m excited to post my fic on Oct 6. It’s a fluffy flower shop au with a touch of angst. I was paired with the lovely @ourladygrem.bsky.social. This was a fun story to write!
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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What if she’s trying to get back to the palace and she says “bring me back home”. Because the palace doesn’t feel like home anymore.
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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is Loona going to help Octavia create more reliable portals?!? She keeps dropping in on people - she could kill someone else.
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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Octavia and Loona short this Sat and I am at work so I cannot scream!!!!
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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you so much, Yama, for the beautiful artwork!!! I love him so much.
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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my love, tied up and healed: After Stolas suffers a panic attack while having sex, Blitz plans a night of Shibari rope tying to help overcome his past trauma and enjoy bondage again. Features lovely artwork by @yamastard.bsky.social. archiveofourown.org/works/93409921
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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NOW THAT’S THE SPIRIT OF LUST
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caitsoprano @caitsoprano.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think this is what’s going to happen lol.
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