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Caitlon

@caitlon69.bsky.social
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It’s me, Caitlon! I am in my 23rd year

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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 16h
Sonny is a really popular name on hinge
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEEEEEEEE
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I got paid yippee
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Somethin already gone wrong the payslip app has the wrong contact number for me and I can’t change it and it doesn’t have my bank details… like where are they gonna put my money then
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nearly time for my first full time payslip I hope nothing goes wrong 🤭🕺🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I would like this t shirt
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
😔🔫😔🔫😔🔫🤡🔫🤡🔫🤡🔫👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻🤮🤮🤮😛🙂👄👍🏼🕺🏼🤷‍♀️😭😮😔😭
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I forgot that I’ve had the bliss of going to work in summer holidays and now everyone’s back at school and I finish work between 3-4 pm all week🤡🔫🔫🔫🔫
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My f1 hot take is get nico rosberg out of the commentary box omg what is he even sayingggg bro
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Conserving my wildlife by not shaving. steve Irwin would be so pro bush he’d think you were such a loser for shaving just saying
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Steve Irwin has to be the most alive dead person ever because of his family like ts always makes me cry & it’s his anniversary today but Robert is sooo similar to him that it’s like he’s still alive I luv the Irwin’s so much and Terri Irwin is the coolest person ever. Steve has the best legacy RIP
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Italian Grand Prix week I’m gonna go crazy and I’m gonna dye my hair red again this weekend to manifest a Ferrari 1,2 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Bruh
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hehehe I got them to listen to me and I was right the whole time
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If there are honestly no white people in RICHMOND I will eat my own shit he is so stupid
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Racist coworker thinks I’m a safe space to tell his views to 🤡🔫
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Universal credit are chopped and unc
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I like all three of the Spiderman live action actors’ portrayal of the character why do I have to choose why can’t we all just be friends but the best one is Tom Holland
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There’s nothing good in charity shops anymore💔💔 it’s all on Vinted now but it’s not the same as coming across something in a real shop that’s way more exciting
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So great witnessing the seasons changing and seeing the ground change from a burnt orange colour from draught to burnt orange cuz there’s leaves falling yippee the first half of this bleet I was sad about climate change and mad about draught then I got excited for autumn for real
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Working 6 till 4 in honour of Dolly Parton 🫡
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My ex bf is in a blossoms music video 😫 and im sweating at work and i just spilled the whole fucking deep cleaner machine all over the fucking floor fuck me.
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Last year she expected me to quit my job rather than miss out on going to the pantomime on the 23rd December (it was so bad) so we’ll see how this plays out now I have an adult job
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My company is about the feel the wrath of my mother because they allow 0 time off in December… she books Christmas activities and pays for them sometimes a year in advance which is what she’s done this year she’s gonna be so mad I’m scared for her to see my message
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This aged terribly as I now spend wayyyyy more time watching ig reels than I did before starting my full time job, ig it takes much less time and energy than doing an actual hobby 👎🏻
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
There’s no time for Italian Bach anymore 💔😔
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Did u know I’m the best cleaner in the world
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Ordered this top from Vinted I’m v excited about it and I bought this hat from a charity shop I’m building my autumn wardrobe also Halloween stuff is out in the shops and my eczema is back, we’re sooo back 🍂 🥶 ❄️ 🍁
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There goes my f1 bingo 😔 thought he would leave this year but I’m glad he’s staying- none of my other enemies are that good so they won’t stress me out enough
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What my mum ‘doodles’ on a scrap piece of paper when she’s on the phone
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Evening cleaner didn’t show up last night and I didn’t know so the changing rooms are kind of gross buttttt so far this is my favourite shift cuz I have so much to do and time is going by so much faster
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A member here left a novel in the changing rooms a while ago and so it’s been in lost and found (my cleaning cupboard) for a few weeks and I’ve been hiding in the cupboard and reading it when theres nothing else to do hehehe
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Morrisons isn’t ready to see me because of how hungry I am also because of how stinky I am I’m so stinky from work it’s not okay
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hello I’m hungry
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Seen the abba voyage twice now and yes it’s dystopian as hell and weird but it’s sooo fun and good and visually stimulating in the correct way love u abba voyage hate u abba voyage
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Yes it’s race week yippee
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It rained hallelujah
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s 20° at 4am 5am and 6am that is nOt funny I don’t even get how it can be pitch black outside and also 20° that’s crazy
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
In my attempt to step minimise at work I’ve got my average steps a day down from 20 thousand to 12 thousand yippeeee
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Alfie got 4 A*s 🥶🥶 and WE’RE going to Cambridge yippee
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The woman who shared my bunk bed in Budapest just posted on her ig story and she’s back in Budapest going to Sziget I’m so sad I miss Shawn mendes
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Technique for remembering which locker number I put my bag in is by only choosing numbers that are racing numbers of the current f1 grid cuz I often have to change which locker I use cuz customers will use it -if I forget where it is I just go through the whole grid until I find mine!
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The same man is here again today but he’s just sleeping this time
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Joys of my early commute a man was gooning at the bus stop ! Going to be sick
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Turns out by the time I actually get to go home im so exhausted it’s not possible to feel excitement also when I get home I have half an hour to cook my dinner, make my lunch and breakfast for tomorrow, have a shower and go to bed 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 also need to remember to feed cats that is important
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Love hate relationship with my new job cuz I realllyyy don’t wanna go to work tomorrow but I’m completely overwhelmed with excited for the end of the day when I get to come home on the bus and watch superstore I would never normally be this excited for those things so I love my job actually
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Lewis Hamilton wins having the lamest gf but the coolest dog award
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Do u guys think they sell fibre at Tesco
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I want to skip forward to like two months time when I’m comfortable in my new job I feel so terrible and awkward there I can’t believe it’s for 10 hours everyday idk what to do with myself but the cleaning cupboard has no signal and it’s boiling and tiny so I can’t just hide in there
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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Get ready for me to like a lot less instagram reels
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