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eris

@cahmehron.bsky.social
997 followers 338 following 610 posts

half shitposter half serious (but mostly unserious) half-full glassed kinda girl. 🇧🇧

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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
If kwn ever looked at me I would fold immediately
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
T Pain
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Schoolboy
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Hold on a minute why I open this app for the first time in days and I’ve got 1000 followers 😭😵‍💫
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
In fact, loving them less is more likely what triggers a (temporary) display of affection and desire, when they finally realize you are no longer under their spell
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
There’s just a certain kind of neo-soul that I immediately identify as a black british artist before I even know the artists name and right now I’m 2 for 2 on guesses for the morning 😂
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Sometimes I just wanna flirt for funsies but that is frowned upon so I don’t
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Anytime someone says they’re a picky eater I automatically assume their mom just can’t cook 😭
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
post-hoe chronicles but I came to realize two of the old roster picks were buddy buddies (after the fact) but I’m not ashamed. they’re both fine and fit as hell 😂
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Keeefaaaaa ♋️ @hiding-inplain.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
If I gotta go hard on a bitch ima make it look sexy
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I made such a good fucking steak that simply everyone has to know how good of a steak I made
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
It’s fine, honestly. The words of a woman not answering honestly. A manifestation that it will be, eventually. No secret that she earnestly yearns for better speech but fervently turns to the trusty leash. Truth can’t roam farther than the brain, but the pain tears free of grasp beneath her mask.
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
What y’all watching sky?
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
The light is on but it’s two tiny gusts away from sizzling out
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I’m officially at the age where all the music I grew up on is getting sampled extremely regularly 😭
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I’m so tired of that damn grow glow flow song
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I know my worth.
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Pole is a fulllll body workout omg
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
started pole and ate amazing food today - yet to eat amazing cake.
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
If you thought Squid Game was sick and twisted, the 8 show is actually much, much worse
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Ce noir was soooo good
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
My question is who tf is counting vape as food consumption???
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Over some jeans?! Why are we disrespecting Magnus like this 😭
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 27/12/2024
“When is my girl gone stop biting me” Son you better pray… I’m talking 23rd psalms prayers they never stop biting you
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
"I'm a freak 🤪" and ain't do nothing but rotate between missionary and doggy style alternates
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Why am I seeing so much dick all of a sudden
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I heard Squid Game 2 was bad but TOPs in it so I gotta watch it
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Damn the stiff wig allegations might be true bc the old whiteys suddenly popped up
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
My most rizziest moment ever is when my girlfriend came up to me to wingwoman and said "my friend here likes you" I gave him the once over and looked her dead in the eyes and said "but I like you though" the rest is history
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
A little embarrassed I'm 25 and only now getting into hair like this 🫣
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Thoughts on installing my 1st quick weave:
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
someone could tell me why my old bosses like to flirt with me so much? slide me a car and 10k salary or get lost broooo 😭
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
#nowlistening: LANA
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
this weekend was good, 10 points to life
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NostalgicBlackGuy @nostalgicblackguy.com · 22/12/2024
Kendrick Lamar is one of the greatest and those that say otherwise don't know anything about Hip Hop. You can tell when someone loves something and he loves this culture.
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𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐬 🦋 @dessihope.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
The red woman PR machine working overtime. Lordhavismercy 🥰🥰
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Pleased to report I've just seen Mars kinda up close
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
hi sky I was pretty last night
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
The fucked up part is I think my anxiety makes me better at what I do because I preemptively try to address concerns on the basis of "what would I worry about?"
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David Mack @davidmackau.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Today's the last day of work. I couldn't be happier ☺️
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
anyone could please tell me what the appeal of lingerie in ruins is? I actually want to know.
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Yall don't even wukkup no more. Just shake ass. I mean me too but that's why I never claim to wukkup I straight claim I'm twerking and shaking my ass.
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eris @cahmehron.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Yknow what I love about on here? It really does feel like talking into the void. Nobody pulling you up for the shit you said 24 hrs ago. It's gone and dusted unless it happens to go platinum.
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MF Blessing 💙 @sylphliv.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
And evenings slow like molasses
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