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LtCMDR_Caffeine

@caffineaddict.bsky.social
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Former Paralegal now Criminal Defense Attorney, Navy Vet, Former IT system analyst. Leftist, ally, progressive Warhammer & D&D enthusiast. Nerd. Owner of to many unpainted minis to count. PC Gamer, Board Gamer, and lover of great books. He/Him, They/Their

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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
People were running web sites long before AWS was a thing. There are thousands of hosting providers out there, or it is easy to just run your own. A server in the back closet with a business line dedicated to it, is more than sufficient for the vast majority of small and medium companies.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
after so many years of Civility™️ and Reaching Across the Aisle™️ and Bipartisanship™️, we are so hungry for anyone to just flat-out say “are you a whole-ass criminal y/n, trick question it’s yes and we have proof” right to their faces it hits like ice-cold peppermint schnapps
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Some enterprising NATO country that the Orange Dotard has threatened to invade should impound all petrol leaving the Baltic from Russia.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Some enterprising State Attorney General could nail them on an obscenity charge. A good argument can be made that it would fail a miller test, and thus not be protected 1st amendment speach.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What I get for trying to type my thoughts on something when I'm running on almost no sleep this week. Darn trial (that we are going to lose badly) prep.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But the vast majority of self-identified conservatives are all onboard with Trump. It is similar to how liberal means left wing in the US when they describe different things. Here conservative means right wing. Just another example of how US English is diverging from the rest of the world.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'd say calling him not a conservative is a no true Scotsman fallacy. He fully represents everything conservatives (those calling themselves that and members of the Republican party) value. Sure, some small number of people who feel they are true conservatives disagree with him.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No need for an amendment for anything I recomend.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Everything I suggested can be done statutorily. And we should defiantly expand the number of circuits.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I like that idea. We should expand it to the whole federal Judiciary.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If the Senate does not vote no on a nominee within a reasonable time, then that is the same as giving consent. None of this bull crap just not holding a hearing the Dem's let them get away with. Stop rolling over and showing your belly, is the message the Dem's need to learn.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
6. All decisions must be explained in detail and signed. No more shadow docket. Including why a case was not taken. 7. When not in session they are required to be in the Circuits helping the local Judges hear cases at the trial level.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
3. Every president gets to pick 2 per 4 year term. No cap on total number. 4. They must be picked from active judges with at least 10 years on the bench. 5. They are required to take Cricut splits.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We need to expand and reform the court. A few things that we should do are: 1. Expand the court to 20+ people. Cases are heard by 9 justices chosen by lot from the total number. 2. They take Senior status at 75. And can only hear cases if there are not 9 eligible who are not senior.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
These are the same ass clowns that complain that nobody wants to work (for the low wages they pay) these days. What are they thinking they will do when no one can afford to live there?
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A day one act once he is out of office should be to put government liens on all his assets. Then start seizing them as part of a criminal corruption case.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some low level minion is doing some malicious compliance. As in just how stupid can we make these fools look by following their rules.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Any of my potential clients ever give their phones to a cop to check their ID, and I'm tacking on an extra 10% stupid tax to the hourly rate I quote them. Less than the 25% you made a Pro Se SovCit filing, but more than the 5% you posted about your case on social media.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you have previously been trespassed from any Walmart ever, that will get you a Felony B burglary charge here in MO. 10+ years in the department of corrections 50% must be served before parole eligibility. 10 years for stealing a sandwich, or a bottle of tea. But ICE gets nothing...
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That and ADA excuses anything meets AI Pro Se defendants. Watched one yesterday in court waiting to do a city parking ticket for a friend. His argument was along the lines of My pit bull is my service animal, and so you can't do anything about it attacking people, and here is the case law AI found.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They are going to lose so many ADA lawsuits over this. A chair is a reasonable accommodation for these jobs.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ADA reasonable accommodation lawsuits incoming. How much taxpayer money are they looking to waste?
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Minnesota Reformer @minnesotareformer.com · 02/10/2026
The Hennepin County Sheriff’s Office has stopped classifying deputies as “undercover” to shield their body camera footage from the public, following a campaign by public defenders for more than a year and rebukes from at least three judges. minnesotareformer.com/2026/10/02/h...
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Hennepin County sheriff drops undercover classification for some task force deputies • Minnesota Reformer
The Hennepin County Sheriff’s Office has stopped classifying deputies as “undercover” to shield their body camera footage from the public, following a campaign by public defenders for more than a year...
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@yale.edu is working hard to lower themselves to the same level as a 2nd rate community religious school. The same kind that gets their graduates passed over in first round interviews in favor of people with just a HS diploma.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Having delt with far too many lodging owners and travel company executives before I went into law, yes they are utter morons. Example of a support question I got a lot is "the rate for this stay is now X, but this guest paid Y and I want the full amount", when the room was booked before the new rate
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Revisionist history is like alternative medicine. If it was done properly, it would just be history.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'd rather we set up a courthouse in Nuremberg, Pennsylvania to do trials and a gallows. Good enough for the Nazi leadership good enough for the american version.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Here in SW Missouri we have them and the methed out street preachers. And the toe growers. But most of the time they are all the same.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of the major reforms we need to make, is to change it so that all Immigration/Administrative Law Judges are part of the Judicial branch. They can continue to be non-article 3 judges similar to Federal Magistrate's right now. But they need to be supervised by an article 3 Judge.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No, Privateers had licenses (letter of marque) to do what they did. Basically, outsourced naval commerce raiders. So they were supposed to be protected by the laws of war (and they had to follow them). Pirates on the other hand have no protections and can be hunted and killed by anyone wishing to.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Recovered or seized? Big difference. Are they using them as evidence of a crime in a prosecution, or will they be returning them to the owners?
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Here is a link to the order: www.courts.mo.gov/fv/c/SC10180... They enjoined anyone from using the HB1 map until the votes have approved it. In a footnote they stated that the only legal map is the 2022 one. Which is correct under the state constitution.
courts.mo.gov
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Words should be spelled and pronounced the same; silent letters are an abomination; and if a letter is not there, then it should not be pronounced. I'm looking at you Ar-Kan-Sas! Note the lack of a W in your name.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I've seen them dismiss charges and refile the same day just so a defendant would not get credit for the year they had already served in pre-trial detention. These games should be highly illegal and sanctionable.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Judge should order them all to be drug tested.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hopes google likes being broken up by the next admin when they clean house. Amazon and Wal-mart as well.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
When you are conflating smuggling with speech moderation and you fail to see the fundamental differences I must conclude there is a reason for that.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You do not need to prove a guilty mind for these kinds of crimes, only that they occurred and the accused was the operator of the vehicle. This has been settled law for decades.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Because he does. It is not even a hard question in the law. People get convicted for PCS cases like this all the time. Drugs in car and the operator knew about them. Open container. And so forth.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
And it is utterly disingenuous to compare bootlegging to speech moderation.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
In the realm of controlled substance jurisprudence, he allowed a controlled substance to be in his plane. Then proceeded to smuggle said controlled substance into a place it was not allowed. That he did not load it himself has no bearing on the matter. He had the legal responsiblity.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It was in plain view. If he did not know about it, then he should lose his pilots license because he is blind.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Seems pretty light for a transporting/possessing a controlled substance violation. Around here that is a D Felony carrying up to 7 years in the department of corrections plus fines.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
1 from every district nominated from the sitting judges of said district that have served for at least 10 years. Plus, each president upon inauguration gets 2 picks. 20 year term max. Panel of 9 random picked for each hearing. No shadow docket allowed. Must take any circuit split cases.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
@nytimes.com @nytopinion.nytimes.com Are you happy now that you are the Paper of Record for Nazis? You know the old saying about Nazi bars? You are now a Nazi Bar. Utterly shameful.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
We have had a rape case go all the way to jury trial despite the only evidence being her word, which she changed from accusing one guy to another during a police interview. A total lack of physical evidence. And a motive for her to lie. Jury was out less than an hour with a not guilty on all counts.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I can tell you they absolutely do arrest people with the only evidence being another person's accusation. The bar is set so low in many jurisdictions that even the most stupid stuff survives a Preliminary Hearing with Probable Cause found.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
How very Mormon of him.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
That Judge needs to go back to Law school and take basic first year courses. The Voters getting to decide what the LAW is, already happened when the LAW was made. Quisling Coward.
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LtCMDR_Caffeine @caffineaddict.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
No
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