iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

An update from the Your Body My Choice, Right? merch sales 💃🏻

Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Takopi’s original sin spoiler- Tbh Shizuka being solely motivated and after her dog, not caring what else is going on around her, or the people involved and crashing TF out when she still can’t reunite with her dog is so real.

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Part 2: A slow approach generally makes them only move away by an inch or two so you can tell where they are on your head and go to a nearby structure and lean your head on it so they can exit. Or you can walk around with a spider hat- dealer’s choice.

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Part 1: Pro tip: if a large spider falls on your head because you’re prone to “spider hour” walks in wooded areas: If you swipe at it instinctively the spider will scatter all over the place and potentially get tangled in your hair.

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

I’m devastated- this was my favorite glass 😭 if anyone helps me find the artist and get a new one, I’ll find you a dubiously sourced kidney. I think I got it from Metrocon in Florida circa 2022?? Maybe?? I don’t know but I’m sad.

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

People ask how I learned I could talk, laugh etc without moving my face and the true story is I was talking to myself and noticed my face wasn’t moving in a wall mirror.

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

One time a guy had a seizure during a party at my place and when the paramedics came I convinced them to get in my coffin. “When’s the next time you’re gonna get to try one out. That you’ll remember at least. Don’t worry- you’ll fit. It’s made for men.”

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

The emotional support lettuce was a success

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Will acts of terror occur? Yuh probably. But realistically you should be more concerned about your local white man going on a personal rampage. It’s statistically way more likely.

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Don’t fall for the “sleeper cell” bullshit. It just the Red Scare but in a newer, tackier, and ironically red hat. It’ll be used and sensationalized to push for Islamophobia and Arab “deportations” in the states.

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

TikTok’s algorithm seems to think I’m part of the dead dad club this Father’s Day. I’m afraid not 😮‍💨 The one thing I inherited from him was the “lasted way longer than they probably should have” gene. I’ll give the guy that much, he’s definitely been annoyingly durable >:T

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Why did no one tell me there is a Madoka Magica ass Drowsy Pokemon card??? Step aside prismatics I want this beauty

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

🌙: the scariest ghost movie for me was The Grudge. ☀️: I find that so interesting. Perhaps we fear what is reflected I’m still trying to unpack what that means

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

The most reliable thing in my life is wafflehouse’s power to make me take a dump within 20 minutes of leaving the store

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Drove through one too many graveyards I guess 😮‍💨

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

A few. Here’s a short and sweet one- spoiler alert: never heard back from Gabriel 😔

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

FYI there’s some kind of scam where “podcast reps” reach out get you on an established podcast, always sponsored by a brand or meta itself and offering a few thousand for the opportunity. Idk what the end goal is, but after I messed with one for a while I can say they’re definitely nefarious.

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

I woke up with one hell of a hankering for soup

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

The ironic part is I really don’t even use Reddit that much.

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

This is my pokemon team line up btw The abra isn’t really for combat. Our psychic link has her teleport us out whenever I get annoyed and want to leave. Or if I lose a battle and want to avoid paying up.

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

I woke myself up laughing- I can’t remember the joke but it was apparently a good one.

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

This is just a POV of me playing undertale

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

My friend said I have headless mannequin energy

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Nothing better happen to Neil the Seal

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

👨‍🦲: honestly you’re coming across as so condescending and rude when I’m just trying to educate you. 🌙: well thank Satan that my tone is coming across correctly even via text- it so often can be lost 😮‍💨 can’t have you thinking I’m respecting your input.

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

My point is that “BlueBalls” as the men like to whine, isn’t real. You can have EH, or if it’s intense it may be something deeper. While EH is what BlueBalls is meant to refer to, it has long taken a cultural life of its own that isn’t medically sound.

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Bluesky’s algorithm isn’t really boosting content outside of followers in comparison to Threads. So I doubt I’ll get as many trophies over here, but a girl can try 😮‍💨

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Blueballs isn’t a real medical condition. It’s a term used as a coercion tactic solely to get sex/ otherwise guilt trip a partner or blame someone else for your sexual frustration 🫶 Can you feel uncomfy from not popping the bottle? Yeah! But to cry “Blue balls” is really just an attempt to coerce 🫡

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Ah see I get a sick kind of joy in bullying them for this. I go straight for their self esteem.

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Men get big mad when I mention I’m asexual. I get that you guys are stuck with a ducttape raft you can’t even get to the surf while I’m letting a dream yacht rust- but you need to understand some of us just aren’t interested in sailing 🤷🏻‍♀️ don’t get mad at me because you can’t get your dingy wet.

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

I was overtaken by the spirit of the Levan Polka Leekspin from like 2009 (specifically the version done by the first YouTuber I ever followed but she’s since unlisted hers, so I made my own with my duck brother mods. Not the usual stuff I know- but I have my own fun.

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Me: I’ve never understood being brought to tears over musi- *Laika Party Plays* Me:

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

I’m not suprised the guy behind Terrifier is “anti politics in media” (we all know what that means) Like he’s definitely making a political statement by giving his most extended/worst death sequences to his female characters. Men get it rough in that franchise as well, buuut you notice a treeend

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Oh hey my birthday is ambiguously soon

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

And you do know that ALL the main video sites are under the boot-heel of that group of low self esteem billionaires? *I’m* well aware- and on the beta for Neptune and have my finger on the pulse for alternatives, but otherwise until I get banned for spreading anti-nazi shit I’ll be using them.

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Update! We’re a little over $400 🫡 I’ll do an update on tiktok and hopefully that’ll push us over the $500 to fund a whole deletus procedure ✨

Screenshot of works sold receipt showing the circle design of “your body my choice right?” has been sold 522 times with a margin of $328.64 and the square design sold 167 with a $77.78 margin

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Definitely wait to cut it off until after you’ve trialed it out!

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Caffinatedkitti @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

That’s great! I’ve never felt the suction with mine- which also made me realize I don’t feel anything during Pap smears either. Well other than a breeze I guess

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