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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social

@caffeinenightmares.bsky.social
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She/Her. 18+ NSFW Novice doodler and fanfic writer. Chaos Gremlin Extraordinare // Obsessed with Zaun Dads (Arcane) & Bloodweave (BG3)

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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It started with Jason getting me back on my art journey and JB making me promise to stay on the path and bring him art next. And here we are. Meet your muses. Lovingly bully them and let them bully you. You never know where you might end up within a year. Thank you for believing in me. ❤️ #vander
A wonderfully genuine actor, JB Blanc, is standing with his arm around a novice doodler as she holds up the gift art she made for him. Her face is obscured by an happy emoji surrounded by hearts. A rogue, unaware gremlin named Jason is in the background
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I made a promise to someone and I intend to keep it. Here's to bullying myself with new techniques and crying about it the whole time. For Vander. #arcane #vander #powder #vi #IsThisGrowthOrIsThisTorture #artpractice
Greyscale version. Vander, in his iconic shirt and hair up in a half-bun, fell asleep while reading a "The Canary and The Hound" to a young Powder and Vi. His arm is around both of the girls. Violet is peacefully pillowed on Vander's chest, with Powder curled up against her back. The artist headcanon's that Vander read many bedtime stories to the girls. Color version. Vander, in his iconic shirt and hair up in a half-bun, fell asleep while reading a "The Canary and The Hound" to a young Powder and Vi. His arm is around both of the girls. Violet is peacefully pillowed on Vander's chest, with Powder curled up against her back. The artist headcanon's that Vander read many bedtime stories to the girls.
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ririarts (comms closed) @ririsfilthyart.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
When your daughter has been suspiciously quiet for few hours... #arcane #silco
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The only reason why they tolerate any of the shenanigans or the constant bickering over the division of assets: this happens one to three times a year, and they can bill by the minute. Silco and Vander don't realize that the lawyers have been using the same paperwork for 5 years now.
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
*shrugs* "Yeah, I serve drinks and shove receipts in a box." "That's not what I meant, you oaf." "The Drop is busy almost every night, how bad could it be?"
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I just know that those two get married and divorced like they're changing socks. Nothing beats the Divorce Sex or Just Married Sex and they can't help themselves.
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Silco would have a heart attack seeing all the mixed receipts. Some illegible and with mysterious stains. Vander promises to switch to a digital filing system if he gets a date with Silco after.
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Thank you! I didn't want to do a one for one outfit for them. It just felt right to do an interpretation. Also. I just needed Vander in formalwear. Desperately.
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
💯 Silco supports this decision for free (and so do I). I'll probably do some line work in the future and then just mash them in whatever outfits I feel like doodling. I had about 3 different sketches for Silco before I settled on his. Vander almost got a jacket, but I changed the waistcoat instead
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I needed them in each other's clothes. But Vander's makes me feel all sorts of unhinged things.
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
How much do I need to pay Riot to give me an Arcane otome game? Intrusive thoughts be intrusive. Started with a LaDs background and now we're here. Let me play with the dolls plzthnx. ❤️ #Arcane #ZaunDads #Silco #Vander #IfRiotMadeOtomeGames #IWouldSellAllMyOrgans #OtomeAU
Alternate Universe Silco is delicately touching his lip considering the viewer. He's wearing a Vander-inspired outfit. He's in the cafe of Love and Deepspace with the HUD visible.Alternate Universe Vander is smoking his pipe with a hand on his hip. He's wearing a Silco-inspired outfit. He's in the cafe of Love and Deepspace with the HUD visible.AU Vander and Silco are standing together in the Love and Deepspace cafe, in clothing inspired by the other. The artist is very clearly gay for old men.
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Arastir 🩸 c°mms closed @arastir.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
"Mortido" In psychoanalysis, this term refers to the part of desire that pulls not toward life, but toward destruction. In Ast’s case, that energy has fused with longing: -> #bg3 #astarion
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I understand. I've seen a lot of original fics use the framework/inspiration of existing things to build out their world or characters. It helps make less intimidating and more manageable, while exploring things beyond our wheelhouse. Take your time. You are your own worse critic. I ❤️ your writing
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Punch that bitch Brenda in the face. You are talented and I believe in your ability to write anything you put your mind to
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lily @feyspeaker.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
what's a girl gotta do to unlock this card? 😔 #thewitcher #geralt #thewitcherfanart
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
You drive a hard bargain. I'll settle for 1 to 2 more updates
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Add five 0's to that 2 and I'm in. I AM INVESTED AND SILCO DESERVES A TREATO
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Angi MC - Milan Artist Alley 2026 @angimcart.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
POV: You are Vander's naked tits. #arcane #silco #vanco
Chibi sketch of Vander's naked chest, and Silco chewing it up in a funny way.
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Wheeze. Now there's a companion fic. I'm not sorry. archiveofourown.org/works/80817711
Screenshot of an AO3 Fanfic's summary, tags, and ratings. Rated Mature because Furbies are their own warning and there's some dry humping between Zaun Dads.

"The Horror of Gadgetry"
Fatherhood meant encouraging passions, soothing fears, and unconditionally loving a blue-haired anklebiter no matter what. For once, Silco found himself torn with regret and continuing down the path of being a good father. He should have never told Powder to focus on her gadgetry, once upon a time. He knew he should give his daughter space to grow and learn. But, gods, how he wished that Powder never stopped needing him and Vander to soothe the nightmares and fight the monsters in the dark. Now, in the spirit of being a parent who didn't want to let go and being the father who did, he faced a new nightmare: Furbies.
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his mouth open and a surprised expression on his face .
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Never stop. I love all of it, even when it's hurties
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Someone woke up and chose violence. I'm just gonna... go cry, I guess 🤣
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
OOOHHHH I LOVE THIS
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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a raccoon is sitting on its hind legs with its hands folded in prayer .
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I hope it hits 10k, because that means there's more for me to scream about.
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Alice Selezneva @sliznva.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
#bg3 #astarion #baldursgate3
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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a man in a suit and tie is running down a street in front of a fence .
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
My body is ready.
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a snowy mountain with the word yes written on it
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I'm just a gremlin who likes to mash the dolls together in unhinged situations involving the Zaun Dads. Glad to be of service 🤣
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Fandoms are a wild thing. One moment we're normal, and the next thing I know, I'm talking with multiple people about Silco getting into fisticuffs with Guy Fieri and Vander taking on the entire Food Network to defend The Last Drop. What a time to be alive. Spoiler: Giada is the only one to KO Vander
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
-crying in the ocean- I l-love you, t-too.
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Neither politics nor Shimmer poses as great of a threat than the hellish visage of Silcurby, Vandurby, and Jibubu watching citizens. Their discordant singing echoing into the night. You cannot rest here; there are monsters nearby.
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I think I'm just gonna walk right into the ocean and think about what you've done.
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
You can't tell me there isn't a time or 10 that Silco regrets telling Jinx to focus on her gadgetry. It's fine. We're fine. He ripped the batteries out... but he still hears them at night. #Arcane #Silco #Vander #Jinx #FurbiesAreTheirOwnWarning #CursedArt #NoOneAskedForThis #EspeciallySilco
Chibi Silco is horrified by Jinx's creations on his desk. He exclaims, "Jinx—! What the #&$@ is on my desk?" Chibi Vander is quite smitten and responds, "I think they're adorable, luvvy. ❤️"

A Jinx Labubu (a Jibubu, if you will), is dangling from the top right corner by her braid. Jibubu proudly lurks while Furby versions of Vander (Vandurby) and Silco (Silcurby) sit with hauntingly serene expressions. This is the stuff of Silco's (and my) nightmares.Chibi Silco is dead and exclaims, "I am NEVER sleeping again!"

A Jinx Labubu (Jibubu) is dangling from the top right corner by her braid. Jibubu proudly lurks while Furby versions of Vander (Vandurby) and Silco (Silcurby) sit with hauntingly serene expressions. The background is dark and they're illuminated by red lighting. Blood splatters the cursed toy family. Silco is traumatized and so is the artist.
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I think we should just turn the entire world off and back on again. It might fix us all
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Vander’s tender little booty grip is killing me with those eyes and that little chest kissy. Aaauuughhh I LOVE THIS
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Misty | warwick's pawsies @mistyflame1.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
THE ANIMATIC IS SO MUCH MORE EXPRESSIVE AND CUTE IM GONNA CRY
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I'd wait! That way if there's any changes you want to make, you can retcon before posting instead of cornering yourself
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I would love to see this in full fic form! Especially since you're close to finishing it and posting it on AO3.
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Helliza @helliza.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
he had a rough day at the office. #arcanesilco #arcane #silco #leagueoflegends #arcanefanart #silcoarcane #arcanenetflix #arcaneart #characterart #digitalart
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Arczi @arczism.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Priest Gale #bloodweave
Priest Gale 
#bloodweave
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Listen, I'm feral for this art style and how they draw Silco and Astarion. It's a crime not to share this all with you.
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Santa Vander can't help but be a little ho, ho, ho over being frosted. He should probably check the list twice to make sure that Silco is truly a naughty (or a good) boy. #vander #silco #zaundads #arcane #NSFW #merrycrisis
Vander lounging in bed with a Santa hat. One eye is closed due to a little frosting mishap (Spoiler: the frosting is Silco's cum). Vander is flushed and bitten all over the place while Silco looks down at his handy work. Silco grips Vander's suspender and lovingly has his thumb on Vander's bottom lip.
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🌿 Silvr 🌿 @gold0kapi.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
"Flashback" Silco, Vander, and Benzo stealing from Piltover #arcanefanart #digitalart #fanart #arcane
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Oh I love this so much! I can't wait to see it finished!
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I just want y'all to know that out of all the pictures Jinx took, this was the one where Silco looked happiest. 😅 I don't think he's feeling the holiday cheer. I should hide my tablet before he breaks it. #silco #vander #arcane #zaundads #merrycrisis #holidaydoodles
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Jinx bullies her dads every year with an explosion of tinsel, lights and holiday spirit.
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Thank you! I love these dorks so much and I have a cursed holiday vision 😂
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
*heavy breathing* Everything. Bring the pieces that you're most proud of and have them sign it. They're truly sweet beans and were a delight when I met them.
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caffeinenightmares.bsky.social @caffeinenightmares.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I warned y'all. The holiday brainrot has begun and I'm about to shove my favorite boys into unspeakable atrocities for the sake of ✨cozy✨. Hide the Zaun Dads from me. No one is safe. #vander #silco #arcane #zaundads #vanco #merrycrisis
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