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Matt and Nick's Stupid Adventure @caffeine.quest · 10/10/2026

I gotta go and get to a showing of Digger, so no time for funny business. New review of Monster Energy JUICE Bad Apple is up and it's a doozy!!!

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Matt & Nick's Stupid Adventure

Short pithy thoughts on energy drinks and a big list of 'em. Somehow still going since 2024.

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Matt and Nick's Stupid Adventure @caffeine.quest · 09/10/2026

Feeling nostalgic? Maybe for your youth, maybe for summer, maybe for when your teeth were just a little less shitty? GHOST has another Bubblicious flavor out, Bubblicious Original. Will it help with any of that? IDK. See what we thought anyway. caffeine.quest#review/ghost...

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Matt & Nick's Stupid Adventure

Short pithy thoughts on energy drinks and a big list of 'em. Somehow still going since 2024.

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Matt and Nick's Stupid Adventure @caffeine.quest · 06/10/2026

The second half of our October Root Beer Chronicles is up, as Matt and Nick review GHOST Energy's attempt at an A&W Root Beer. Is it Awesome and Wicked, or Awful and Wack?

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Matt & Nick's Stupid Adventure

Short pithy thoughts on energy drinks and a big list of 'em. Somehow still going since 2024.

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Matt and Nick's Stupid Adventure @caffeine.quest · 05/10/2026

After our last review on September 11, we had to pause in solemn remembrance of Matt's summer being over. We are back and the same as ever with the first of TWO root beer energy drink reviews in our take on REDCON1 JOLT Root Beer!!!!!!!!!!

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Matt & Nick's Stupid Adventure

Short pithy thoughts on energy drinks and a big list of 'em. Somehow still going since 2024.

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Matt and Nick's Stupid Adventure @caffeine.quest · 11/09/2026

In the wake of 9/11, George W. Bush urged the nation to go spend money. In today's solemn review, we tell you if spending some of that money on Gorilla Mind Fruit Punch is a good idea. Never Forget The Caffeine Amount!

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Matt & Nick's Stupid Adventure

Short pithy thoughts on energy drinks and a big list of 'em. Somehow still going since 2024.

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Matt and Nick's Stupid Adventure @caffeine.quest · 05/09/2026

On deck after that is a LOST REVIEW! We clearly killed the business with a review of Bucked Up's Sour Bucks back in June, and it was so scandalous that it was kept under wraps until now (because I forgot to upload it)!!!!

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Matt & Nick's Stupid Adventure

Short pithy thoughts on energy drinks and a big list of 'em. Somehow still going since 2024.

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Matt and Nick's Stupid Adventure @caffeine.quest · 03/09/2026

New review: It's NOS Grand Prix Guava. Yep. Listen, I'm tired and I have a bit of a cold, this is all the effort you're getting out of me today. Read it. IF YOU DARE!!!! caffeine.quest#review/nos-g...

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Matt & Nick's Stupid Adventure

Short pithy thoughts on energy drinks and a big list of 'em. Somehow still going since 2024.

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Matt and Nick's Stupid Adventure @caffeine.quest · 01/09/2026

RYSE Fuel? NO!!! RYSE tries to pull a fast one with the oddly named "RYSE Energy," a new line of energy drinks with the latest fads: prebiotics and protein. Find out if Kool-Aid can salvage things with a Cherry Limeade flavor: caffeine.quest#review/ryse-...

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Matt & Nick's Stupid Adventure

Short pithy thoughts on energy drinks and a big list of 'em. Somehow still going since 2024.

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Matt and Nick's Stupid Adventure @caffeine.quest · 26/08/2026

New review alert!!! BUCKED UP is back with another goofily named drink: PUMP N' GRIND. Find out if it pumps up the volume or falls to the grind caffeine.quest#review/bucke...

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Matt & Nick's Stupid Adventure

Short pithy thoughts on energy drinks and a big list of 'em. Somehow still going since 2024.

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Matt and Nick's Stupid Adventure @caffeine.quest · 22/08/2026

In honor of our extremely patriotic friend Rovert, we tried RYSE Energy Popsicle Firecracker. Find out if it's Old Glory or if it's Bomb Bursting In Air!

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Matt & Nick's Stupid Adventure

Short pithy thoughts on energy drinks and a big list of 'em. Somehow still going since 2024.

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Matt and Nick's Stupid Adventure @caffeine.quest · 20/08/2026

It's a steamy August, and you know what that means: Halloween and autumn-themed goods, because physical inventory would rather be early than late for some reason! We tried the bloodcurdling, spine chilling, Bloom Sparkling Energy Pear Scare. Reader beware! caffeine.quest#review/bloom...

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Matt & Nick's Stupid Adventure

Short pithy thoughts on energy drinks and a big list of 'em. Somehow still going since 2024.

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Matt and Nick's Stupid Adventure @caffeine.quest · 20/08/2026

Right, I forgot about that. Emails were exchanged, surely

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Matt and Nick's Stupid Adventure @caffeine.quest · 19/08/2026

GHOST Energy is haunting shelves with their attempt at lemon lime soda, coughing up the dough for the 7-Up branding. Do they nail the uncola flavor, or are they saying "Up Yours" to your tastebuds? Find out in our review!!!!

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Matt & Nick's Stupid Adventure

Short pithy thoughts on energy drinks and a big list of 'em. Somehow still going since 2024.

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Matt and Nick's Stupid Adventure @caffeine.quest · 13/08/2026

Memorial Day and July 4 may be over, but physical distribution don't care! We picked up Monster Energy Ultra Red White & Blue Razz and gave it a try!

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Matt & Nick's Stupid Adventure

Short pithy thoughts on energy drinks and a big list of 'em. Somehow still going since 2024.

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Matt and Nick's Stupid Adventure @caffeine.quest · 11/08/2026

The gods may throw a dice, their energy drinks as cold as ice. The game is on again as GORILLA MIND has a "RED CHERRY FISH" for us to review. Have they met their destiny in quite a similar way to Ghost's similar drink, or will they face their Waterloo?

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Matt & Nick's Stupid Adventure

Short pithy thoughts on energy drinks and a big list of 'em. Somehow still going since 2024.

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Matt and Nick's Stupid Adventure @caffeine.quest · 06/08/2026

Matt is in a drink crazy mood these days, so we march on. Today we got to have a seasonal drink at the right time, instead of absurdly before or after it occurred when we gave Bloom Summer Splash a shot

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Matt & Nick's Stupid Adventure

Short pithy thoughts on energy drinks and a big list of 'em. Somehow still going since 2024.

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Matt and Nick's Stupid Adventure @caffeine.quest · 01/08/2026

New review: Gorilla Mind Root Beer. It's root beer! You know what that tastes like, right? Maybe? Does Gorilla Mind? Find out here!

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Matt & Nick's Stupid Adventure

Short pithy thoughts on energy drinks and a big list of 'em. Somehow still going since 2024.

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Matt and Nick's Stupid Adventure @caffeine.quest · 31/07/2026

SUPER NEW REVIEWS ALERT!!!! Two cold and icy reviews for your bitch ass!!! Bloom Sparkling Energy Peach Mango: caffeine.quest#review/bloom... BUM Energy Piña Colada: caffeine.quest#review/bum-e...

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Matt & Nick's Stupid Adventure

Short pithy thoughts on energy drinks and a big list of 'em. Somehow still going since 2024.

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Matt and Nick's Stupid Adventure @caffeine.quest · 28/07/2026

With prices SO HIGH these days, how about a BOGO on reviews? And the first one is free too! Bloom Sparkling Energy Shirley Temple: caffeine.quest#review/bloom... and BUCKED UP Energy Wild Orchard: caffeine.quest#review/bucke...

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Matt & Nick's Stupid Adventure

Short pithy thoughts on energy drinks and a big list of 'em. Somehow still going since 2024.

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