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David

@caffeine.bsky.social
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Melbourne, Australia. Tell me about your motorbike.

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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 06/06/2023
I will because apparently I’m an idiot.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
So this happened.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
Soon my pretty. Soon.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
In future can you in-line comment me a shout out? And in doing so, break something? Kthx
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
Good morning Bluesky, here’s your new-ish musical recommendation for today. music.apple.com/au/album/blow/16570…
music.apple.com
Blow by Kid Brunswick
Listen to Blow by Kid Brunswick on Apple Music. 2023. Duration: 3:03
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
Good morning Bluesky, thank you for the 12 points Portugal!
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
Gods I wish Terry was still with us.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
Good morning Bluesky, Here’s something new to start your Friday music.apple.com/au/album/jave%C5%82…
music.apple.com
Javełin by Chris Keya & The Gee J
Listen to Javełin by Chris Keya & The Gee J on Apple Music. 2023. Duration: 2:56
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
Technically you don’t need to take any clothes off to pee. The only limiting factor is your aversion to mess.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
Your boss calling in sick is right up there.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
In this picture we see Tucker tanning his scrotum.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
“Given the demographics of this app”. We have a new slur.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
So when does Elon get his invite code?
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
Oh hi! Your new music for the day is music.apple.com/au/album/apocrypha-…
music.apple.com
Apocrypha III: Eternal Vespers - Single by Satellite Empire & Blue Stahli
Album · 2023 · 1 Song
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
Jokes on you, all of my pictures are unflattering. Checkmate aesthetics.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
And now in “Things you didn’t expect to make you feel deeply uncomfortable” …
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
That feeling when you realise most of the “people” who follow you are also following 60,000 other accounts.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
I feel this, Kevin. My wife is Vietnamese and we make these together with the kids - so good.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
Is anyone else excited to do some budget analysis (my god, what happened to me)? www.abc.net.au/news/2023-05-09/fede…
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
Guys, nobody gives a shit about Tucker. Let’s not give him airtime.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
Good morning Bluesky. Todays new music recommendation is music.apple.com/au/album/apocrypha-…
music.apple.com
Apocrypha III: Eternal Vespers - Single by Satellite Empire & Blue Stahli
Album · 2023 · 1 Song
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
Let the judgement commence youtu.be/F9AP5DSA9tc
youtu.be
Eurovision Rehearsals Roundup - Part 3 | Liverpool 2023 | #UnitedByMusic 🇺🇦🇬🇧
Subscribe and 🔔 to Eurovision 👉 https://www.youtube.com/user/eurovision?sub_confirmation=1 #EurovisionRehearsals - Clara Amfo presents your first look at how the Liverpool 2023 participants will appear on stage. These clips are taken from the second set of rehearsals on Friday 5 May. 00:00 Rehearsals Roundup - Part 3 00:24 🇨🇾 Cyprus | Andrew Lambrou - Break A Broken Heart 00:54 🇮🇸 Iceland | Diljá - Power 01:23 🇬🇷 Greece | Victor Vernicos - What They Say 01:54 🇵🇱 Poland | Blanka - Solo 02:24 🇸🇮 Slovenia | Joker Out - Carpe Diem 02:53 🇬🇪 Georgia | Iru - Echo 03:24 🇸🇲 San Marino | Piqued Jacks - Like An Animal 03:54 🇦🇹 Austria | Teya \u0026 Salena - Who The Hell Is Edgar? 04:24 🇦🇱 Albania | Albina \u0026 Familja Kelmendi - Duje 04:54 🇱🇹 Lithuania | Monika Linkytė - Stay 05:23 🇦🇺 Australia | Voyager - Promise - #UnitedByMusic - Liverpool 2023 The Eurovision Song Contest celebrates diversity through music. Please keep your comments respectful. We will not tolerate racism, sexism, ableism, homophobia, transphobia, body-shaming or any other derogatory or hostile language. Offensive users will be blocked and reported. Music first, always. Subscribe to the Official Eurovision Song Contest Podcast: https://pod.link/1617767675 Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@Eurovision Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/eurovision Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Eurovision Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EurovisionSo... If you want to know more about the Eurovision Song Contest, visit https://eurovision.tv Shop for official Eurovision Song Contest merchandise: https://shop.eurovision.tv/
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
I’m hoping we (Australia) do well this year.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
?
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
Apparently I’m old too.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
It’s shaping up to be a pretty good week.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
( don’t look now, but I think that’s what you’ve just done )
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
Someone I don’t know liked a photo of me. What is this sensation and why does it feel so nice?
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
Yes.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
Good morning Bluesky. Here’s todays new music recommendation. music.apple.com/au/album/park/16695…
music.apple.com
Park by COLOSSAL SQUID
Listen to Park by COLOSSAL SQUID on Apple Music. 2023. Duration: 4:23
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
I like the approach of being respectful with each other. It means we can disagree with each other, which is a good way to test if an idea is sound, without it being hurtful.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
What part of your post presents a solution?
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
Well, you’re generalising about a large segment of the population, and being critical in doing so. I don’t think this is particularly helpful.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
The solution seems simple.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
I’ve placed a deposit for a 1250 GS Adventure, knowing full well the 1300 will be released this year. There is a rational explanation for this. The 1250 platform is mature and has a 5 year warranty. And I’m horrendously impatient and want a new bike.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
But the past tense of skeet would be scat. Which, and let’s be honest here, is largely accurate when considering my post history.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
Those are Zooper Doopers. Source: Australian.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
That seems accurate. We were a little baffled about the reasoning as we sweated through their unseasonably hot spring.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
Happy Monday?
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
We saw this in Paris last year where air conditioning isn’t really a thing. When we asked about why there was push back, it was due to the refrigerant rather than any other reason.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
Good morning! Here’s today’s new music recommendation. music.apple.com/au/album/upgrade/16…
music.apple.com
Upgrade by Lazerpunk & TBT Prod.
Listen to Upgrade by Lazerpunk & TBT Prod. on Apple Music. 2023. Duration: 2:47
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
So then, it’s an adventure.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
Do you think that perhaps this gives you the chance to write for pleasure, or has that not been an issue as you bring things to the screen?
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
So today I learned not to open Bluesky when sitting next to my wife.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
Oh god. Gen Beta.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
But, my handle that I really like …
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
Soft eating Liquorice. It’s the food of the gods.
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
What the hell is generation alpha and what is the reasoning behind the name?
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David @caffeine.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
It’s fine to have ice cream for breakfast, right?
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